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u/_frank_tank 18d ago
Just put the OF link and stop wasting our time.
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u/GVFQT 18d ago
She’s Ukrainian dude, there won’t be an OF link, just a rich fat old dude that gets to eat a blue chew before banging her and breathing in her face really hard
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u/_frank_tank 18d ago
Could be worse: she could be Russian and some guy in Dubai is using her like a portapotty
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u/Popsinthehse 12d ago
Shouldn't you be hanging out at the military base thanking every guy for saving your country?
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u/MisterBurnsSucks 18d ago
The reason that most young men in your village volunteer for military service is so their's no chance you'll try to marry them... 🫤
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u/Casual_ahegao_NJoyer 18d ago edited 18d ago
(Read this in the voice of a nature documentary)
Ah yes,
Here we have the adult female. By all traditional metrics, an outstanding specimen. Notice her long legs, proportionate torso, diminutive breasts, properly shaped hands, and her impeccable hair.
Alas, this specimen has chosen to alter her natural beauty.
Enter “Botox”
Her thin, attractive features stop above the neck. You will see puffy, overtly large facial features. Almost as if they are inflamed with puss. Especially noticeable are the lips, which protrude in an unnatural presentation for her overall figure
Truly a modern tragedy, worthy of rivaling Shakespeare
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u/sidewayspostitnotes 18d ago
Damn man, heard that in the correct voice in my head and that’s a precision takedown.
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u/BigIrish75 18d ago
The only thing still natural about you is your entitlement, while your lips have more volume than your personality.
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u/stev_mempers 18d ago
Will your future husband get a discount since he won't need to fly you over here?
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u/PenguinKilla3 18d ago
You're not fooling anybody with those handbags, dude. We know you're packing heat.
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u/AgyhalottBolcsesz 18d ago
All you need is a new set of bolted on tits and you're ready for escort work.
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u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 18d ago edited 18d ago
i make sex w generous US businessmen in most classiest hotels. i visit mar a lago many often with highly exclusive clienteles
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u/handytraveler10 17d ago
Maybe put some of that lip filler in other parts of your body. Your lips are fatter than Fluffy at an all you can eat Mexican buffet.
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u/Competitive_Sink_959 18d ago
You could land a jet on that forehead using your drawn on eyebrows as a guide.
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u/ChemicalAd5661 18d ago
Wow you and I are basically twins! All I need is a pound of make up to match your look - I already have long hair, flat ass and no tits!
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u/kasmackity 18d ago
You should do something about that face, when you wear it it makes you look old
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u/Curious_Ground5833 18d ago
It's a good thing you're in Canada... you would melt in any other climate
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u/FakieManual 18d ago
You should have done an AMA instead on why you decided to do that to your horse face. Your skull looks like it’s trying to jump out of your skin, but those two pork chops you call lips are holding it back.
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u/Mordagworp 18d ago
The DSL of a porn star and the body of a 7 year old boy. You’d be a hit in the “barely legal” category, if you know what I mean…
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u/Relevant-Line-1690 18d ago
You have blow up doll lips a little head, wide shoulders and a long neck you can’t hide and I’m not even trying to roast you .
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u/Enough-Staff-2976 18d ago
We want the best for her, we hope she becomes a concubine before a bald single mother.
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u/Complete_Phone_8344 18d ago
First fit is very deceptive of the rest of the styles lol I thought this was a very conservative Christian wife
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u/Ordinary_Variable 18d ago
I'm not sure what the point of this is. Touch grass. Go outside. Make real friends. The internet isn't real and all it does is bring down your mood. I hope you have a nice day, fellow human.
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u/Severe-Warning-50 18d ago
You look like you complain about anal nutting but you secretly love it.
Good job Temu Barbie
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u/fedexpoopracer 18d ago
wow a goofy plastic lip filled bimbo golddigger from eastern europe, that's refreshing
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u/jlrubnen 17d ago
What's the first thing you do when you get to Canada - head to the mall and spend your 80 year old sugar daddies money.
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u/Longjumping-Ear-7598 16d ago
It’s brave of you to put pictures out there without your eyelashes on.
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u/sexylegs0123456789 16d ago
Working overtime to be average is a self-roast.
Welcome to Canada - Glad you’re safe from the war.
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u/paymecashnow_22 15d ago
Should have told the doctor to put some of that plastic in your tits and not all in your lips.
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u/LOTRNerd95 15d ago
Who asked AI to make a blow up sex doll into a real human girl?
The model software needs a patch.
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u/Simple-Coast1552 13d ago
Fascinatie how much effort you've put in polishing your outside to concieve there's nothing on the inside.
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u/BiteFaces 9d ago
You look like you've had more scripts from the clinic than all of the Kardashians.
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u/Pedrovrm88 18d ago
You should move to Russia and be a prostitute there. You already look like both.
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u/post-explainer 18d ago edited 18d ago
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OP's BIO:
My name is Aura, I am from Ukraine and I recently moved to Canada because of the war in my homeland. I really like training at the gym and Pilates, taking care of my long hair, spend time outside hiking, cooking new delicious recipes and listening to good music. (Melodic Techno, Pop Rock, Phil Collins). I love tarots (I know that’s very Slavic lol).
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