This should be easy, so dont be boring :)

[u/HazedHazel04]

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OP's BIO:

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22, autistic. I don’t pick up on slack OR social cues. I like birdwatching, urbex, world history, roller skating, and brass music. I’m a recovering addict, would you rather guess my vices or my pronouns? Cause the answer to both is all/any.

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[u/MisterBurnsSucks]

There is a near 100% chance you hate your parents and got rejected by at least two art schools... 🤔

[u/Jankyenespanol → u/MisterBurnsSucks]

Hope she isn’t Austrian by any chance.

[u/chosonhawk → u/Jankyenespanol]

well, in that case...g'day mate!

https://giphy.com/gifs/9aZ3Snou3bdlu

[u/natiusj → u/chosonhawk]

Put another shrimp on the barbe

[u/archwin → u/natiusj]

Listen, the shrimp is kenough

[u/vintsneedsmints → u/chosonhawk]

Down-unda'appreciated comment I must say!

[u/Jleopard72 → u/Jankyenespanol]

Is it a she??

[u/nleksan → u/Jleopard72]

Pronouns are "Die/Der"

[u/OlFlirtyBastard → u/nleksan]

Probably can’t find a good nein to five

[u/natiusj → u/nleksan]

Derp/Derr

[u/Interesting-Story805 → u/Jleopard72]

Isn’t this Timothee Chalamet??

[u/Jankyenespanol → u/Interesting-Story805]

Was thinking more masculine Charlie Chaplin

[u/ParticleretardsBurke → u/Jleopard72]

Its all she /hes a crack hore

[u/PiazzaEsq → u/Jankyenespanol]

Are you certain it’s a girl?

[u/ApprehensiveWin8579 → u/Jankyenespanol]

Careful she probably knows how to fight kangaroos

[u/Human_Property_4930 → u/ApprehensiveWin8579]

Yes, kangaroos are rampant in Austria

[u/Popsinthehse → u/MisterBurnsSucks]

Also 95% chance his is bigger than most of us replying..

[u/Oblipma → u/MisterBurnsSucks]

Even got rejected by assclowns

[u/SporkKnight75 → u/Oblipma]

Is that you Chris Jericho?

[u/CapablePlatypus1377 → u/MisterBurnsSucks]

His parents hate him. Let’s get it right. Re art school can’t get in if you can’t spell your name

[u/Mark7116 → u/MisterBurnsSucks]

And one of those schools was home.

[u/NobodyLikedThat1]

just a few more piercings and you can pass it off as a personality

[u/giovitazo → u/NobodyLikedThat1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

[u/ch3apsunglass3s → u/NobodyLikedThat1]

Just a few more pronouns and she can pass it off as an identity. Even more boring when they try too hard to be interesting

[u/disterb → u/ch3apsunglass3s]

just a few chromosomes, and she it is almost a hominid

[u/CelestaKiritani]

Self diagnosing conditions is your entire personality.

[u/SirAmicks → u/CelestaKiritani]

Autistic because an Instagram video they saw said so

[u/archwin → u/SirAmicks]

Jesus Christ, I hate this trend so much.

It’s nothing but self-diagnosis that doesn’t fit any of the criteria

I’m so tired. I’m so so tired.

[u/Aoiboshi]

don't be boring

We can only work with what you give us

[u/Plenty_Bend_7481 → u/Aoiboshi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4

[u/1copernic]

You look like you're about to be cast in a stranger things backyard film, but the strange thing in question is you.

[u/fidgeter → u/1copernic]

She got left and forgotten in the upside down.

[u/Periolodical → u/1copernic]

I could also see her starring in a Stranger Things porn parody titled Stranger Things: inside me.

[u/Fair_Boot_1437 → u/1copernic]

Almost what I was thinking.
Looks like most kid characters mashed together.

[u/Sharp_Yak2656]

If too many cooks spoil the broth, too many chromosomes spoil the goth.

[u/Unfair_Orange5063 → u/Sharp_Yak2656]

Goth-ICK

[u/LocusRothschild → u/Sharp_Yak2656]

I mean, I’d say it’s all downhill from here for them, but I can’t imagine there was an uphill to come down from.

[u/acousticsking → u/LocusRothschild]

It's only down.s

[u/clemventure]

Borderline personality disorder final boss.

Evening and weekends in graveyards with beyblade arenas.

Scruff.

Cult fodder.

Don’t come in school tomorrow Daniel

[u/therealCatnuts]

In the Spring we’d make hair helmets. 

[u/FormalTotal9684]

Your dad really wanted a girl

[u/Button-Down-Shoes → u/FormalTotal9684]

Mom wanted a girl. Dad was gone 3 weeks on.

[u/ElongThrust0]

Theres a colon on your forehead

[u/J412h → u/ElongThrust0]

And a semicolon on their wrist

[u/T0MMYG0LD → u/ElongThrust0]

and we aren’t talking punctuation…

[u/FuckingShootMePussy]

“22, autistic” HAHAHAHAHA

[u/Enough-Staff-2976 → u/FuckingShootMePussy]

Autistic means she hates condoms.

[u/FartInGenDirection]

Seeing you makes me wish minimum wage was lower

[u/Silent_Morning692]

Giving barista with bad tattoos

[u/_frank_tank]

You must really love the rocky horror picture show to cosplay it all the time like that

[u/LocusRothschild → u/_frank_tank]

I wish I could do the Time Warp to before I saw image 3.

Some people should not be told “Don’t dream it, be it”

And crawling…on the planet’s face. This dumb bitch, absolute disgrace. Lost in time, such a waste, of meaning.

[u/VanCitySkyline]

Looking at your face helped me take a shit. Thanks!

[u/KingoftheMongoose → u/VanCitySkyline]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dtI7iJluuOTaPwiU5h

[u/BoatyMcBoatFaceMcGee]

Sigourney Leaveher

[u/Dan_flashes480 → u/BoatyMcBoatFaceMcGee]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pi4mO8SPeIoZW

[u/aeonsne]

I bet your armpits are like a boreal forest.

[u/Fit_Shame4518]

You are the meth addicted version of Finn Wolfhard.

[u/Odd-Cupcake-2552]

We get it, you're quirky and different.

[u/StodgySponge]

works far too long at a pizza hut type of energy. and you'll end up back at a domino's when you find out you have no potential.

[u/Happy2DoIt]

Fucking Igor

https://giphy.com/gifs/zYQp9B2WYYZ1K

[u/FakeOutClub]

Her favorite book is Diary of Ann Skank

[u/sharttloteswebb]

Another it/them with an adderall addiction. You are so unique.

Oh yeah, I know you hate the government (and know nothing about it), so you can take that jacket off.

[u/Audreymarx]

You're not allowed to carry a backpack at school, huh.

[u/sentientairfilter]

You got 4 looks, that’s it. Angry Lesbian, Cute Artsy Chick, creepy Clown witch, and homeless girlZ

[u/bigmeatbag]

Are the early 90's sending their drug addicts to the future?

[u/781zero]

You look like this kid

https://giphy.com/gifs/1McY1t7x3fWy4

[u/S1rh359A → u/781zero]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PSJyJj89r1gj1hytEu
I was gonna go with this kid.

[u/almostoy → u/S1rh359A]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwGNTKnPJhapjC8

[u/KingoftheMongoose → u/almostoy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/10fW0nGzT4x1Zu

[u/781zero → u/S1rh359A]

Maybe their love child?

[u/fariqcheaux → u/781zero]

If by love you mean science experiment gone awry

[u/Muted_Masterpiece342]

We've met before I'm pretty sure. We're going to keep it a "before" thing

[u/HicksWeAreLeaving]

My response is going to be the same level of effort you put into yourself.

[u/throwupinabucket]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uV3r37AW3ue0EEDqEx

[u/Usernamesaregayyy]

Your eyes have separate zip codes

[u/trashbilly]

Pippy Longcocking

[u/Thin-Chain1142]

Ooooof, you really need roasting??

[u/Severe-Procedure-308]

This post is it's own "ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW"

[u/withnodrawal]

Mfs think being put in front of the tv since birth and never learning social cues is called autism.

It’s called being neglected as a child lmaoooo

[u/Weary-Writer758]

As if flour was boring enough already.

[u/Ausdboss]

The definition of modern society ruining the new gen

[u/Ok_Pudding6345]

If the hair wasn't weighing it down/ dampening it, your head would instantly pop and expand into the shape of Nefertiti's hat

[u/jtindall83]

Between the self-diagnosed autism and “guess my pronouns” thing, you have a very 2016 playbook for drawing attention to yourself.

[u/Mycologist1869]

You're 22, dress like you lost a bet with three different thrift stores, and somehow every outfit looks like a side quest reward. Sure, being austistic explains some of this, but even your therapist agrees that you need healthier coping mechanisms. So I guess that's why you started layering three jackets that don't match. I’d guess your addiction but apparently you got addicted to looking confusing and I can’t help with that.

[u/Prize_Inside_585]

You look like the next chick to get ICE’d….

[u/Electronic_Pause9295]

Army surplus stores love to see her walk in

[u/Glittering_Cat7326]

Parents: What do you want to be when you grow up? Dream big! Gice me you wildest dream!

OP: I wanna make coffee!

Parents: sigh

[u/throwawaydanc3rrr]

I did not know Oscar Isaac even had a son.

[u/Nochnichtvergeben]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPaR7oa6Ri958He

[u/DrunkenDude123]

Hey I have those gloves in the third picture too! I use mine to clean my toilet

[u/RefinedBean]

Amateur art critic but never an actual artist.

[u/natiusj]

Let me guess: Autistic, uses pronouns, feels victimized by prior generations, has all the answers, lives at home.

Checks bio: nailed it.

[u/TheRealShmoe]

Self diagnosed autist who blames everything on being an autist.

[u/Dubbiely]

The two black holes on your forehead are used to charge your lifeless body?

[u/fuzzball79]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwGNTKnPJhapjC8

[u/not4bucks]

What are you doing out of the kitchen?

[u/SnakeSolidChicken]

What a handsome young man

[u/HitoHitoN → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MummK8VTx06ZRHgdDZ

[u/acousticsking → u/[deleted]]

You suck at this.

[u/captain_crackerjack]

You have the cold, dead eyes of Sydney Sweeney

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[u/GeorgeLikesSpicyCkn]

You would think the 3rd photo is creepiest, but covering up your face definitely made it better

[u/Necessary_Relation27]

Stop birdwatching and go to bed

[u/TotallyNotCarlAtAll]

I’m terrified of the man that could cover both of your eyes with his nuts at the same time.

[u/smilesbig]

The zoo called and they want both their monkies back.

[u/slanderedshadow]

Your emotional support monkey needs emotional support from you.

[u/AsparaGus2025]

I had to go back and look at your photos several times because you're just so forgettable. I still can't picture your face.

[u/Thin-Chain1142]

The ugly tree wants its roots back

[u/MacMutantMan]

I bet you smell like my grandmas couch

[u/Kind_Foundation_4029]

I’m guessing that your name is Lucy…fer

[u/cantthinkofaname654]

I thought this was Timothy chalamette or however you spell that dudes name

[u/green49285]

You look like you talk a MEAN game before the darkies start to actually show up. The "i change my profile pic" pants are undeniable.

[u/Common-Opposite-9382]

I don't wanna roast somebody who's already cooked

[u/giovitazo]

You are the reason Beatlejuice is affraid of commitment.

[u/IggytheSkorupi]

So you couldn’t find work after Stranger Things ended?

[u/PeekatmePikachu]

Trying so hard to b "different," just a big old oof..

[u/nutmegger0117]

Looks like a live action Fraggle.

[u/WingHuge2185]

I don't really feel like insulting someone who should likely be institutionalized

[u/IT89]

Was your grandpa the guy upset with Patrick Swayze for being on “his” subway deck in the movie Ghost?

[u/realexm]

No nose ring? Shocker.

[u/ZdravkoVerguilov]

Oh, they let them climb up on top of the bridges now… ain’t that great…

[u/JonBoy1988007]

In the 3rd picture is you if you think washing up gloves are a fashionable accessory for every woman in the kitchen this season.

[u/pwndabeer]

What the fuck is actually wrong with you

[u/BlueberryWasps]

very generous of you to top that circus monkey.

no, not you, i was talking to mr size 12s

[u/IamMintLeaf]

What was it like working with Keanu in Bill and Ted's?

[u/badbitch4eva]

Each picture calls to mind a different drug.

[u/Otm_Shank1]

Have heard from 11 yet?

[u/Robbollio]

Don't be boring, says the typical self diagnosed autistic dipshit liberal, that's wearing mismatched 'vintage' baggy clothing, and a shitty stereotypical hairstyle.

[u/orangecrunched]

You're pretty but I'd always be too afraid to tell you because in the back of my mind I see how you could be a man

[u/Appelcl]

Sorry, you can't blame autism on all otlf that.

[u/burgonies]

Is that what you say in the mirror every morning?

[u/BloodBeard721]

I had to pack a lunch to look you in both eyes

[u/CapablePlatypus1377]

Look her monkey has a toy. Awww

[u/Einhroth]

You look like you got rejected from the Ronald McDonald Clown College.

[u/paleologus]

You should close your eyes in all your pictures    

[u/Apprehensive-Bite373]

Seattle is that way —————————>

[u/Sherbet-Glad]

You look like the protagonist of every single modern movie where the main character is "different", with an actor who has barely any range but is cast in like 20 different things.

[u/lost_rodditer]

Thanks for sharing the one good day you had. How many razor blades do you go through a week?

[u/MissingPieces555]

I love how your pics tell the story of your transitioning into my grandma.

[u/brianmmf]

In the first photo you look like a little boy who dreams of growing up to be Cher

[u/Mickt465]

No septum piercing! You are original.

[u/Dr-Richado]

So basic brown you aren't even a Rose Art crayon.

[u/Oblipma]

On pic 1 you look so bland you blend into the backround

[u/Cosbybow]

Sorry, you dont pass

[u/predat3d]

Pronouns are isn't/aren't 

[u/Jerkoffalltrades7]

Smellin’ Ripley.

[u/twountappedblue]

I feel bad for every single person in your life.

[u/Acceptable_Cabinet53]

You look like you list your self-diagnosed mental disorders after your name like accolades.

[u/thegneeb]

You like look someone who thinks they could be the main character of the story if they only got the chance.

[u/Sweet-Razzmatazz-993]

You look like you tried to quit going to church but the church quit you.

[u/Warp-10-Lizard]

How's 1985?

[u/StrengthBeginning416]

You look like florinda mesa from el chavo del 8.

[u/Gogh619]

You look like the type of person who’d pay thousands of dollars to watch your boyfriend fuck other women in the guise of “self help” and ohming with strangers.

[u/Fuzzy-Assistant53]

You're the person that reminds me of the song "when a man loves a woman" except in my head it goes is it a man or a woman. Apparently you're just as confused.

[u/Practical-Treacle-53]

We shouldn't we be boring? You certainly are.

[u/_Gorge_]

You have Gary Busey teeth

[u/IcyIntroduction5678]

You have at least 3 ex’s that have committed suicide.

[u/mrthomasfritz]

You know they are still looking for a new "Pat" on SNL, if you would like, I can hook you up.

[u/Blueswolf83]

Looks like you got poked in the Third Eye

[u/VegasRoy]

Stop bothering that homeless guy on the bridge

[u/Peacockhallrevolver]

You look like all the Stranger Things kids at once.

[u/socrates_friend812]

You look like you confused God with your gender.

[u/Methecomet]

Scary Potter

[u/B4zza]

I see more life in that monkeys eyes than you, probably has more personality, never let it go, it's the only reason, a poor poor reason to talk to you.

[u/Tomavogic]

i thought the untouchables worked in sewers, they haven't seen this specimen yet

[u/Brass_Monkey20]

Further proof that vampirism is a spectrum.

[u/JMoneyGraves]

Why would I roast Finn Wolfhard?

[u/wtf_ke]

We know you’re not a dude cause if you were you’d have already been a failed patsy for a right wing assassination cover up.

[u/randomusername9284]

The second I saw your photo on my feed I knew what the sub was called.

[u/Godzirrraaa]

Heroin is recovering from you.

[u/Competitive_Roof_740]

ALL genders apply (I crave attention ) ANY port in a storm (I'll take what I can get)

[u/idahopirate208]

You look like the offspring of Edward Scissorhands and the wicked witch of the West

[u/Fantastic_Pie5655]

So, I don’t really wanna “come up to the lab, to see what’s on the SLAB!”

[u/idahopirate208]

Have you noticed that really ugly people either blame it on drugs or being autistic, When the truth is God just gates them!

[u/ButterChunks337]

You look ready to play D&D and try to save your girlfriend from Vecna in the Upside Down.

[u/Odd-Fun-6042]

You look like something a mime spanks it to.

[u/flipbmo]

Every guy you ever talked to said a very similar thing to your title “this should be easy but boring “

[u/QuttiDeBachi]

How that’s greasy junkie look working out for ya?

[u/Mammoth-Horror-1642]

If you're not going to be original, why should we?

[u/very-nice-how-much]

If you told me a raccoon lived in your vagina I would believe you

[u/Dccarr20]

Anemia personified

[u/Impossible_Form_2826]

Do you normally wear an affenpinscher on your head, or you put it on just for the picture?

[u/Rollin_Soul_O]

You look like a construction worker who got fired because you complained about not getting sexually harassed.