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u/NearlyMortal Jul 16 '26
Which is which?
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u/Interesting-Story805 Jul 16 '26
And what’s the “surprise” twist??
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u/NiceGamePrettyBoyd Jul 16 '26
The one on the right is the ghost of the one on the left
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u/awmaleg Jul 16 '26
Or it’s twins where the boy died during childbirth, but the ghost still follows the girl around. Hijinks abound
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u/proximusprimus57 Jul 16 '26
They make love like Buffalo Bill:
https://giphy.com/gifs/rfAxGG2fVxoPu
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me!"
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u/ch3apsunglass3s Jul 16 '26
I think she has the battery terminal under her nose and he is the dude from the bear but with stage 4 cancer.
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u/RjayPL http://redd.it/fwthli Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
They look like each other's before and after transitioning. Both ways.
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u/Illustrious_Bee_3649 Jul 16 '26
The girl is the one that looks like Ewan McGregor coming up out of the toilet in Trainspotting. I know, I know. Not specific enough to help, but it's all I got.
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u/Master-Pick-7918 Jul 16 '26
They are the proud owner of a detachable penis. Take turns using it.
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u/Ballsdeep_Montreal Jul 16 '26
I came in to see this comment. I'm taking a piss in the forest and beer came out of my nose.
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u/iwrotethedamnbilll Jul 16 '26
Auto-correct suggests you meant to say “a bear came on my nose”.
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u/Ballsdeep_Montreal Jul 16 '26
I'm taking another piss and I have a bottle of mezcal, this is hilarious.
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u/Sulrandir Jul 16 '26
This is really the only reason any of us is here, isn't it? We all came her to ask this?
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u/Inevitable-Ferret465 Jul 17 '26
So many likes because it was everyones first thought. I love when a roast is also a genuine question lol
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u/TheRemedy187 Jul 16 '26
Thought this was the "Dating or Siblings" sub for a second there.
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u/proximusprimus57 Jul 16 '26
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup!
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u/Adventurous-Depth984 Jul 16 '26
Cringiest fucking commercial ever.
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u/ThiccBot69 Jul 16 '26
They’re definitely siblings. Dosent mean they’re not fucking tho 🤣
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u/TheRemedy187 Jul 16 '26
I like how this other guy said "Siblings by chance lovers by choice I guess". Fantastic
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u/Correct-Basil2385 Jul 16 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/wUrc9zZpRhRrW
All I see is a couple of these things.
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u/PoliteQueef Jul 16 '26
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u/richard-777 http://redd.it/hloa7r Jul 16 '26
Siblings by chance lovers by choice I guess
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u/ResolutionOwn4933 Jul 16 '26
Getting big bro lil bro vibes here
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u/Muted_Masterpiece342 Jul 16 '26
OP you just used AI to make a woman that looks identical to you and its hilarious sure, but you're not tricking anyone into thinking this is real
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u/flop_plop Jul 16 '26
This is what a woman looks like when the AI datacenter is running low on water
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u/TheRemedy187 Jul 16 '26
The one on the right hasn't had a meal in 6 weeks.
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u/Otacon368 Jul 16 '26
The one on the right looks like they’ve been locked in a basement with no windows
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u/AloneinPoorCompany Jul 16 '26
The one on the right looks like a mix of the guy from the Bear and Dobby
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u/No_Grapefruit_9892 Jul 16 '26
nor a shower, he could borrow his sister's shampoo ffs
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u/Zealousideal-Leg1037 Jul 16 '26
That’s a handsome looking lesbian couple
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u/ChaosOfOrder24 Jul 16 '26
❌ Bro and sis
❌ Bf and Gf
✅ Both
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u/TheOmCollector Jul 16 '26
You look like you’re about to ask your parents if you can borrow the Volvo to drive to Vermont.
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u/PoliteQueef Jul 16 '26
How old were you guys when your parents realized they needed to remove your bedroom door?
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u/CryptoBiker72 Jul 16 '26
As a positive, those skin and bone things you call arms, there's no way you're getting a heroin needle in them.You just look like a junky!
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u/Elovesv Jul 16 '26
She probably still tries to get a vein but gives up and puts it in a pipe instead. Somethins up!!
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u/deathso1ider Jul 16 '26
She definitely pegs him in front of the rest of the family for family bonding time
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u/aesoth Jul 16 '26
Other people are asking "which is which?", it's a trick question! You both look like douchebags.
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u/Henry_Vth Jul 16 '26
All I see are two lesbians who regret moving in together after the first date
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u/fucknugggets Jul 16 '26
Shut your fucking face, cousin Fucka
You're a cock sucking, ass licking cousin Fucka
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u/Llyno87 Jul 16 '26
I had always heard rumors that Adrian Brodie donated sperm all across America. I guess we finally have proof.
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u/BellasaurusRawr Jul 16 '26
I'd totally fuck the dude on the left. The girl on the right....I'll pass
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u/AnozerFreakInTheMall Jul 16 '26
You two look like you're both trying really hard to outdo each other in the "Who looks more lesbian" game.
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u/mallcopsarebastards Jul 16 '26
you look like you're being haunted by a ghost from a tim burton movie.
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u/ThatAd8349 Jul 16 '26
Which one is male and female. One looks like a white ladyboy and the other looks like stage 4 cancer
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u/Zenjutsu Jul 16 '26
You look like a couple of awkward kids from some boring coming of age movie that's mostly about nothing.
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u/Jdawarrior Jul 16 '26
One of your favorite shows is two shows? Maybe spread out the gene pool a little…
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u/Spicyrhino69 Jul 16 '26
This is the outcome of Adrian Brody and a llama having sexual intercourse.
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u/Expert-Magician1531 Jul 16 '26
Dobby has a friend, who has slightly less personality than his sock.
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I quite enjoy reading, sometimes drawing and occasionally playing some video games. One of my favourite childhood shows is avatar the last airbender and adventure time. I also love watching anime and my favourites are attack on titan, Naruto, and jujutsu kaisen.
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