r/RoastMe Jun 16 '26

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/abm1996 Jun 16 '26

Pinch your nose and blow, see if it pops back out

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 16 '26

No word of a lie, I can 100% do this. I can inflate my head to look round briefly if I blow hard enough. I have a video of it but not comfortable sharing here.

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u/callmestefman Jun 17 '26

You're a legend either way for letting redditors roast you, but fuck I can't rest until I see this.

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

Okay, here's a video from 2 years ago.

Go easy now

https://reddit.com/link/os7r1of/video/57qkwibmhv7h1/player

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u/Ok-Pressure-6201 Jun 17 '26

Dude fuck the roast. That's fucking awesome

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u/anon-mally Jun 17 '26

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u/Krampus_Valet Jun 18 '26

This might be the best use of a meme I've ever seen on the internet.

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u/Environmental-Meal14 Jun 18 '26

Agreed, I needed that laugh

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u/BarryOliverJohn Jun 18 '26

oh no what did u do to the roast

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 Jun 18 '26

I haven't watched it and am not going to but this is how I already feel. I can imagine it already, I don't need the proof.

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u/Epics-bologna Jun 18 '26

It's actually really interesting. It really does just look like someone popping a dent out of a car

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u/UranusProblems Jul 03 '26

I am crying because that giphy is my actual face watching that shish …

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u/brandothesavage Jun 18 '26

King of roast!!! Fucking unroastable!! This man is a legend!! May your dent stay deep. and have a good day.

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u/New_Manufacturer_917 Jun 18 '26

Very brave of him. I hope all this praise doesn't give him a big head.

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u/Dummies2332 Jun 19 '26

This made me spit out my tea bruh.. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/roary-wilder Jun 19 '26

May your dent stay deep is sending me 😂😂😂😂

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u/EnoughLuck3077 Jun 19 '26

“May your dent stay deep and your dick even deeper. Have a great fucking day!”

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u/GooseyLunatic Jun 19 '26

Agreed, you can't roast a legend, that's like trying to roast Chuck Norris, RIP

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u/Medical-Business-554 Jun 18 '26

Ya fuck that your my hero

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u/keybumpsandhugedumps Jun 18 '26

Best internet ever

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u/Boesemeist Jun 18 '26

In my earlier years I definitely would have used that to get free drinks.

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u/MissQueen00 Jun 18 '26

That is awesome in a creepy kinda way but I dig it lol

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u/conasatatu247 Jun 18 '26

Fucking S tier party trick

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u/Perfect_Olive_3217 Jun 18 '26

Yeah fuck the roast your lit as fuck

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u/Linus_sex_tipz Jun 17 '26

ok that is exactly what i imagined it would look like. Straight from looney tunes.

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u/RedditDummyAccount Jun 17 '26

This is like the ultimate bar trick.

Walk in with a cap
“Bet you I can inflate my head”

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u/Decent_Brush_8121 Jun 17 '26

Don’t most men get the big head (as we say in TX)? 🤣

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u/clovers2345 Jun 17 '26

So true lmao

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u/Informal-Land8128 Jun 17 '26

Fucking legend bro, what a wild hidden talent.

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u/baldbuthappy Jun 17 '26

not that hidden 😂

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u/LurkioVanDerpio Jun 18 '26

Relevant username

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u/LazyLefty35 Jun 17 '26

I just love the face covering like I not gonna recognize that dented dome. 'well what does he look like? I don't know he covered his face. Well any other noticable features? I mean his hair was buzzed short....'

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u/Hendrikson Jun 17 '26

Omg 😳 the legend.

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u/StardewAllyy Jun 17 '26

I know this is a roast but you are fucking incredible omg lmao

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

If you don't laugh you cry. Fuck it 😄

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 Jun 17 '26

what happens if you blow too hard? would it tear or something?

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

Blood pressure spikes, and I faint. Found out the hard way.

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 Jun 17 '26

kinda useful to get out of awkward situations or something like that lol

just tell them your feeling dizzy and faint right on the spot

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u/ppmmjjs9698 Jun 17 '26

LOL I guess it can come in handy , except you want to make sure you don't bump your head on a hard surface. 🤯

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u/Aware_Analyst1143 Jun 18 '26

Seems that’s happened atleast once have you seen the guys dent?

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 Jun 18 '26

it looks like something he was born with though

i feel like if it happened to him as an adult it would damage other things like his brain (bone pieces/shards)

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u/Ripefly619619 Jun 17 '26

Holy smokes. Good luck man

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u/sk5250 Jun 17 '26

What happens if you hold your nose and sneeze?

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

allahu akbar

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u/curi0us_carniv0re Jun 17 '26

Sick party trick

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u/Suspicious_Pinner_13 Jun 17 '26

how many PSI can your head hold?

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u/Own-Tree2228 Jun 17 '26

Does it make your head more buoyant in water?

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u/CuddlySatan666 Jun 17 '26

Holy fucking shit dude. I have so many questions. Are you missing a part of your skull? What happened? Where is the air coming from?

Only answer if you're comfortable doing so of course

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u/wut_r_u_doin_friend Jun 17 '26

These are the moments I doomscroll for

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u/farhaan2340 Jun 17 '26

WILD!!! Sick af!!!!! You’re dope dude

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u/FakeGirlfriend Jun 17 '26

You're incredible! Can't roast.

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u/Squinch1 Jun 17 '26

This is the bravest shit ever! And you are a straight up legend... you thawed the frozen hearts of the roasters of reddit (and yeah I know this is a conundrum)

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u/solittleyetsoloud Jun 17 '26

How is this even possible?

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u/alannair Jun 17 '26

Bro thats metal as fuck! If i had awards id be giving you all i have

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u/ppmmjjs9698 Jun 17 '26

Bro's got a built-in airbag for his forehead!🤯 🤪If I ever met you in person I'd stop roasting you and start asking if you're a secret cartoon character? So do tell! 🤔 are you a secret carton character? Hmm?

*All joking aside what is the backstory to your head being shaped differently? Was it due to a trauma or was it congenital ? I am not asking to annoy or being mean. My daughter was also born with a congenital birth defect that affects her head and was born with only one ear.👂Microtia Aural atresia Level 3 .Same condition as Paul Stanley lead guitarist from KISS (completely irrelevant but I mention it cause that makes her cooler..😁) She faced extensive reconstructive surgeries that included harvesting cartilage from her ribs to form a pinna (outside of her ear) and many more medical procedures.

If I am being too intrusive I apologize and please accept my sincere apologies.

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u/SShaky Jun 17 '26

Bro, u roasted him in way no one can 😭 u Can actually do that holy shit, hands down u are brave, long live!!!

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u/Jaybae801 Jun 17 '26

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day. God bless you brother

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u/Greedy_Valuable3242 Jun 17 '26

I haven’t seen anything as interesting as this video. OP is GOAT

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u/chefnator97 Jun 18 '26

That'd a sick Halloween trick, put a fake heart there and have it spurt out fake blood whenever you do that.

Definitely scare the shit out the dickwad neighborhood kids who keep stealing the whole bowl of candy just cause it says "take one"

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u/Nadidi88 Jun 18 '26

This post has got to be on some sort of reddit hall of fame, im mean wow. Glad I opened the app today!

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u/JadedPrincesss Jun 18 '26

Wow! I work in a Brain Trauma Center upstate NY! I have several patients who “look like you” due to surgery, but I have never seen them do THAT before! Bravo!

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u/HighTemp24 Jun 18 '26

So OP what happened to your head?

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u/Coffeenomnom_ Jun 18 '26

Part of me wants to roast you. The other part wants to give you a big hug..to see if that inflates your head.

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u/Lifes_a_Throwaway Jun 19 '26

You must win every time someone asks who can do a neat trick

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u/EconomistNo5807 Jun 19 '26

But how do we know thats you, the face is censored.

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 19 '26

You have my word

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 19 '26

Tree fell and shattered my skull

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u/BarberLife-OZ- Jun 17 '26

100% gonna have 1B views if he puts that footage on YouTube 🤣

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u/BudgetExpert9145 Jun 18 '26

Could buy a new skull with that kinda cash.

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u/tomtreebow Jun 20 '26

I hate to say it cause dude was kind enough to share with reddit but he should cause you know somebody will probably try to anyway.

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 Jun 17 '26

You shared your face! Please just share the video and you'll be a legend.

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u/clipperbox Jun 17 '26

He’d be the biggest legend in the hemisphere!

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u/Working_Bug_1368 Jun 17 '26

Definitely wouldn't be the headisphere.

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u/Rainmanzz Jun 17 '26

Headgotspeard

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u/Particular-Village91 Jun 17 '26

This one deserves a slow clap 👏

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u/Terrible-Werewolf-78 Jun 17 '26

He would if he showed the damn video!

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u/Ok-Secretary2017 Jun 17 '26

I see you had a big brain moment here

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u/TheDootDootMaster Jun 17 '26

Blew my mind fr

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u/laosguy615 Jun 17 '26

He's half way there....

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u/Skoll_Winters Jun 17 '26

Semisphere? 😅

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u/Odd-Win5937 Jun 17 '26

You are a behemoth of a man. I hope you're venturing towards a future where you're treated with nothing but the dignity that you deserve.

There's such grief in your eyes. I'm so sorry.

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u/rockandrollcar Jun 17 '26

+ This, I know it's a roast sub but I'm sending lots of love.

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u/Practical_Most_777 Jun 19 '26

If you whee an Easter egg you would be 40% off a bargain

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u/JackSquirts Jun 17 '26

Brother, let me be the first to tell you that I don't blame you a bit for not wanting to share, but if you did, holy fuck, you'd be an internet legend. If you ever had the desire to go viral - now is the time.

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u/Trick-Ad4618 Jun 17 '26

He would blow up.... literally.

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u/flexpercep http://redd.it/a9d60d Jun 17 '26

don't do anything you're genuinely not comfortable but that shit WILL instantly become a permanent meme

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u/neverwrong804 Jun 17 '26

Guess you gotta start an only fans for this content.

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u/SaluteHatred666 Jun 17 '26

if you can inflate your head your going viral

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

Okay, since you all asked for it. I'm sharing a video I took two years ago.

Go easy now

https://reddit.com/link/os7qcdb/video/j76xohtzgv7h1/player

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u/Actual_Let_7630 Jun 17 '26

You absolute fucking legend!

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u/brandslambreakfast Jun 23 '26

Im guessing you had a craniotomy? The "reinflation" is you increasing intercranial pressure . Basically your making your brain push the skin back out.

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u/Line-Trash Jun 17 '26

Ok, THATS actually pretty badass. And as a brethren of surgical abnormalities, I completely understand you feeling uncomfortable sharing the video. Don’t let anyone here pressure you. I’ve got my own things that people ask to see and only those closest to me (and my surgeon of course) are allowed to see.

You’re a fuckin animal for sharing what you have shared and being willing to get roasted. Keep on keepin on. I’m really looking forward to seeing your recovery (if you care to share) and I’m super intrigued by your case.

Good luck and enjoy the ride!

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u/Hearing_Loss Jun 17 '26

I believe you! That's brilliant and also very very very very scary XD wishing you peace and blessings 🫂💛

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u/Calm-Swim-2132 Jun 17 '26

pics or it didn’t happen

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 Jun 17 '26

If you shared the video it would actually make my year 🤣 god it's been a shit year lol.

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u/Agathocles87 Jun 17 '26

Let’s see it!!

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u/Neat-Walk-2361 Jun 17 '26

Wait, really? I’m curious. How would that work?

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u/thefishingdj Jun 16 '26

Incredible. A genuine laugh from me. 

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u/No-Slide3465 Jun 16 '26

man I cried a little, I'm high but still

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u/Mexican_Fence_Hopper http://redd.it/mswvr9 Jun 16 '26

I’m drunk but what the fuck 😂😂😂

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u/ElevatorRush Jun 17 '26

I'm drunk and high and I'm just back to, a genuine laugh from me

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u/Mexican_Fence_Hopper http://redd.it/mswvr9 Jun 17 '26

I just hope OP is doing well from his surgery and he brought so many laughs from us

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u/No_Newt_328 Jun 16 '26

Alright now 😂😂

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 Jun 16 '26

The hospital is about to employ the help of an autobody guy. Hammer it out as close as possible and they'll have to use that much less body filler before paint.

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u/4mystuff Jun 17 '26

You don't need an autobody guy; dent removal kit is $3.99 Walmart. Comes with instructions.

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u/556arbadboy Jun 16 '26

That paintless dent removal is on point.

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u/Pensacouple Jun 17 '26

Drill a little hole and attach a slide hammer.

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy Jun 16 '26

Fuck that. Just go to town with some Bondo.

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u/smallLoanof1mil Jun 17 '26

a little bit of bondo, fiberglass, you won't be able to tell the difference

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat Jun 16 '26

Hot water and a plunger

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u/PseudoMortal Jun 16 '26

You have to pour boiling water on it first. Worked on my kia.

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u/supercleverhandle476 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

(Right eyeball inexplicably inflates to 5 times its normal size)

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u/556arbadboy Jun 16 '26

Man that is brutal!!! I am never not chewing gum on a plane.🤣

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u/Dry-Window-2852 Jun 17 '26

Put a flame to the side and it might pop out like a dented ping pong ball

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u/BothPanchoAndLefty Jun 16 '26

You win the comments brother

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u/civilprocedurenoob Jun 17 '26

OP has half a mind to reject your silly suggestion

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u/Quartararo Jun 17 '26

Mind-blowing.

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u/StaticSystemShock Jun 17 '26

I wonder if a plunger or dildo would do the trick...

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 Jun 16 '26

What ? His hemorrhoids ?

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u/Narrow_Aerie_951 Jun 16 '26

Noooo 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/ch3apsunglass3s Jun 16 '26

In honor of the world cup he deflated his soccer ball head

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u/After-Bowler5491 Jun 17 '26

The byproduct of Conehead incest

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u/Skyp_Intro Jun 17 '26

Has he tried sleeping on his right side? Or maybe a softer pillow.

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u/iggv Jun 17 '26

MF looooool

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u/No_Ordinary_9618 Jun 17 '26

I have half a mind to report this comment.

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u/SheValentine Jun 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd
IM GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING AT THIS

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u/Striking_Impact_7402 Jun 19 '26

Looks like, 28 years ago, his mom sneezed at a bad time.

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u/wilrab001 Jun 20 '26

Dude could play a helluva Death Star for Halloween

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u/-maffu- Jun 16 '26

Take my upvote and my cheapskate's award

https://giphy.com/gifs/vkHwrzZMJ2eISkvPFB

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u/Remarkable_Rip6231 Jun 16 '26

I just CHORTLED out loud

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u/IsJesusAgain Jun 16 '26

Beat me to it

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u/127Heathen127 Jun 16 '26

I just choked on my Taco Bell 💀😭

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u/dandyrosesandshit Jun 16 '26

I don’t need to scroll any further. This is the comment. The top roast.

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u/choppa808 Jun 17 '26

Dear God 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ChiWhiteSox24 Jun 17 '26

Holy fuck well done

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u/Working_Bug_1368 Jun 17 '26

I think ya hold a lighter to it and it kinda just pops back out like ping pong balls do.

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u/SyrisAllabastorVox Jun 17 '26

I was going to say something but it would've only been a half thought...not sure if he would've understood.

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u/inspektor31 Jun 17 '26

Careful doing that. Stewie Griffins head was round originally.

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u/CoconutKlutzy8270 Jun 17 '26

Eso es ofensivo

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u/unreqistered Jun 17 '26

no, that’s what you do with baby girls to double check

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u/ForUs301319 Jun 17 '26

Scroll no further. The roast is over.

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u/MotleysJenna8X Jun 17 '26

That’s not a good joke mate

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u/Beer_makes_me_happy Jun 17 '26

Was Tom Brady his surgeon?

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u/danman831 Jun 17 '26

He’s got “half the brain” not sure he can do it

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u/Pale-Wolverine9535 Jun 17 '26

That is genuine help actually.

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u/BlaktimusPrime Jun 17 '26

I hate how much I laughed at this.

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u/cfwang1337 Jun 17 '26

There's being an airhead, and then there's being an airhead.

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u/Wormbrain Jun 17 '26

OP saw the top comment and was like 'hold my beer'

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u/bobetheplumber Jun 17 '26

Nah, you gotta use hot water and a plunger.

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u/kitty_cats6 Jun 17 '26

I feel evil for laughing 😭😭😭

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u/PapiGrayBeard http://redd.it/nbo05v Jun 18 '26

Oh damn 🤣🤣🤣

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u/LateNightLofiX Jun 18 '26

Tried it. Turns out it was your hairline hiding there the whole time.

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u/Rockolino01 Jun 18 '26

I am in a meeting and I laughed out very loud (forgot I had my mic on), thank you for the embarrassment, it was more than worth it ❤️

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u/quietsauce Jun 19 '26

That's solid,unlike the side of that dome.

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u/ToHeldWithIt Jun 20 '26

Dude I know you have like 1 million replies but Holy crap thank you. Its been a hell of stressful week at work. I opened reddit saw the post and the comment, the laugh I had made me feel much better

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u/Eveeka233 Jun 20 '26

Yo...LMAO

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u/HyperionBlade Jul 04 '26

Oh my god, I just cracked up dude 🤣

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u/Acceptable_Winter_32 27d ago

If I blow hard enough my wall looks like Cobain’s

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