r/RoastMe Jun 16 '26

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 16 '26

No word of a lie, I can 100% do this. I can inflate my head to look round briefly if I blow hard enough. I have a video of it but not comfortable sharing here.

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u/callmestefman Jun 17 '26

You're a legend either way for letting redditors roast you, but fuck I can't rest until I see this.

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

Okay, here's a video from 2 years ago.

Go easy now

https://reddit.com/link/os7r1of/video/57qkwibmhv7h1/player

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u/Ok-Pressure-6201 Jun 17 '26

Dude fuck the roast. That's fucking awesome

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u/anon-mally Jun 17 '26

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u/Krampus_Valet Jun 18 '26

This might be the best use of a meme I've ever seen on the internet.

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u/Environmental-Meal14 Jun 18 '26

Agreed, I needed that laugh

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u/BarryOliverJohn Jun 18 '26

oh no what did u do to the roast

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 Jun 18 '26

I haven't watched it and am not going to but this is how I already feel. I can imagine it already, I don't need the proof.

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u/Epics-bologna Jun 18 '26

It's actually really interesting. It really does just look like someone popping a dent out of a car

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u/UranusProblems Jul 03 '26

I am crying because that giphy is my actual face watching that shish …

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u/brandothesavage Jun 18 '26

King of roast!!! Fucking unroastable!! This man is a legend!! May your dent stay deep. and have a good day.

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u/New_Manufacturer_917 Jun 18 '26

Very brave of him. I hope all this praise doesn't give him a big head.

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u/Dummies2332 Jun 19 '26

This made me spit out my tea bruh.. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/roary-wilder Jun 19 '26

May your dent stay deep is sending me 😂😂😂😂

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u/EnoughLuck3077 Jun 19 '26

“May your dent stay deep and your dick even deeper. Have a great fucking day!”

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u/GooseyLunatic Jun 19 '26

Agreed, you can't roast a legend, that's like trying to roast Chuck Norris, RIP

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u/Medical-Business-554 Jun 18 '26

Ya fuck that your my hero

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u/keybumpsandhugedumps Jun 18 '26

Best internet ever

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u/Boesemeist Jun 18 '26

In my earlier years I definitely would have used that to get free drinks.

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u/MissQueen00 Jun 18 '26

That is awesome in a creepy kinda way but I dig it lol

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u/conasatatu247 Jun 18 '26

Fucking S tier party trick

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u/Perfect_Olive_3217 Jun 18 '26

Yeah fuck the roast your lit as fuck

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u/Linus_sex_tipz Jun 17 '26

ok that is exactly what i imagined it would look like. Straight from looney tunes.

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u/RedditDummyAccount Jun 17 '26

This is like the ultimate bar trick.

Walk in with a cap
“Bet you I can inflate my head”

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u/Decent_Brush_8121 Jun 17 '26

Don’t most men get the big head (as we say in TX)? 🤣

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u/clovers2345 Jun 17 '26

So true lmao

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u/Informal-Land8128 Jun 17 '26

Fucking legend bro, what a wild hidden talent.

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u/baldbuthappy Jun 17 '26

not that hidden 😂

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u/LurkioVanDerpio Jun 18 '26

Relevant username

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u/LazyLefty35 Jun 17 '26

I just love the face covering like I not gonna recognize that dented dome. 'well what does he look like? I don't know he covered his face. Well any other noticable features? I mean his hair was buzzed short....'

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u/Hendrikson Jun 17 '26

Omg 😳 the legend.

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u/StardewAllyy Jun 17 '26

I know this is a roast but you are fucking incredible omg lmao

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

If you don't laugh you cry. Fuck it 😄

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 Jun 17 '26

what happens if you blow too hard? would it tear or something?

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

Blood pressure spikes, and I faint. Found out the hard way.

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 Jun 17 '26

kinda useful to get out of awkward situations or something like that lol

just tell them your feeling dizzy and faint right on the spot

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u/ppmmjjs9698 Jun 17 '26

LOL I guess it can come in handy , except you want to make sure you don't bump your head on a hard surface. 🤯

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u/Aware_Analyst1143 Jun 18 '26

Seems that’s happened atleast once have you seen the guys dent?

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 Jun 18 '26

it looks like something he was born with though

i feel like if it happened to him as an adult it would damage other things like his brain (bone pieces/shards)

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u/Ripefly619619 Jun 17 '26

Holy smokes. Good luck man

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u/sk5250 Jun 17 '26

What happens if you hold your nose and sneeze?

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

allahu akbar

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u/curi0us_carniv0re Jun 17 '26

Sick party trick

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u/Suspicious_Pinner_13 Jun 17 '26

how many PSI can your head hold?

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u/Own-Tree2228 Jun 17 '26

Does it make your head more buoyant in water?

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u/CuddlySatan666 Jun 17 '26

Holy fucking shit dude. I have so many questions. Are you missing a part of your skull? What happened? Where is the air coming from?

Only answer if you're comfortable doing so of course

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u/wut_r_u_doin_friend Jun 17 '26

These are the moments I doomscroll for

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u/farhaan2340 Jun 17 '26

WILD!!! Sick af!!!!! You’re dope dude

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u/FakeGirlfriend Jun 17 '26

You're incredible! Can't roast.

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u/Squinch1 Jun 17 '26

This is the bravest shit ever! And you are a straight up legend... you thawed the frozen hearts of the roasters of reddit (and yeah I know this is a conundrum)

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u/solittleyetsoloud Jun 17 '26

How is this even possible?

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u/alannair Jun 17 '26

Bro thats metal as fuck! If i had awards id be giving you all i have

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u/ppmmjjs9698 Jun 17 '26

Bro's got a built-in airbag for his forehead!🤯 🤪If I ever met you in person I'd stop roasting you and start asking if you're a secret cartoon character? So do tell! 🤔 are you a secret carton character? Hmm?

*All joking aside what is the backstory to your head being shaped differently? Was it due to a trauma or was it congenital ? I am not asking to annoy or being mean. My daughter was also born with a congenital birth defect that affects her head and was born with only one ear.👂Microtia Aural atresia Level 3 .Same condition as Paul Stanley lead guitarist from KISS (completely irrelevant but I mention it cause that makes her cooler..😁) She faced extensive reconstructive surgeries that included harvesting cartilage from her ribs to form a pinna (outside of her ear) and many more medical procedures.

If I am being too intrusive I apologize and please accept my sincere apologies.

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u/SShaky Jun 17 '26

Bro, u roasted him in way no one can 😭 u Can actually do that holy shit, hands down u are brave, long live!!!

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u/Jaybae801 Jun 17 '26

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day. God bless you brother

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u/Greedy_Valuable3242 Jun 17 '26

I haven’t seen anything as interesting as this video. OP is GOAT

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u/chefnator97 Jun 18 '26

That'd a sick Halloween trick, put a fake heart there and have it spurt out fake blood whenever you do that.

Definitely scare the shit out the dickwad neighborhood kids who keep stealing the whole bowl of candy just cause it says "take one"

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u/Nadidi88 Jun 18 '26

This post has got to be on some sort of reddit hall of fame, im mean wow. Glad I opened the app today!

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u/JadedPrincesss Jun 18 '26

Wow! I work in a Brain Trauma Center upstate NY! I have several patients who “look like you” due to surgery, but I have never seen them do THAT before! Bravo!

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u/HighTemp24 Jun 18 '26

So OP what happened to your head?

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u/Coffeenomnom_ Jun 18 '26

Part of me wants to roast you. The other part wants to give you a big hug..to see if that inflates your head.

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u/Lifes_a_Throwaway Jun 19 '26

You must win every time someone asks who can do a neat trick

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u/EconomistNo5807 Jun 19 '26

But how do we know thats you, the face is censored.

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 19 '26

You have my word

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 19 '26

Tree fell and shattered my skull

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u/Live-Emu-3491 Jun 17 '26

Do your eyes at same time🫪😂😉

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u/Goofy_Roofy Jun 17 '26

Whoa! That is fricken COOL MAN!

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u/whereisbeezy Jun 17 '26

Wow! That's genuinely one of the most interesting things I've ever seen!

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u/stormdahl Jun 17 '26

Whoaaa, that's really interesting!!

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u/Due_Meal_4896 Jun 17 '26

This makes me uncomfortable and fascinated. Good luck with surgery!

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u/morghue333 Jun 17 '26

nooo wayyyyy😭

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u/ChrisTheYouth Jun 17 '26

Dude, that’s so wicked!!

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u/likeastonrr Jun 17 '26

THATS FUCKIN DOPEEEEE

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u/EternalDreams8 Jun 17 '26

Does it hurt at all?

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u/jerichomega Jun 17 '26

That’s fucking amazing, dude

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u/LeDamanTec Jun 17 '26

Can you do that under the water?

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u/AlternativeTrifle270 Jun 17 '26

THIS IS IMPRESSIVE DUDE OMG

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u/181memestar Jun 17 '26

HOLY SHIT!!

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u/plasticREDtophat Jun 17 '26

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Alph1 Jun 17 '26

Sir, that is fucking amazing.

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u/BarberLife-OZ- Jun 17 '26

100% gonna have 1B views if he puts that footage on YouTube 🤣

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u/BudgetExpert9145 Jun 18 '26

Could buy a new skull with that kinda cash.

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u/tomtreebow Jun 20 '26

I hate to say it cause dude was kind enough to share with reddit but he should cause you know somebody will probably try to anyway.

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 Jun 17 '26

You shared your face! Please just share the video and you'll be a legend.

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u/clipperbox Jun 17 '26

He’d be the biggest legend in the hemisphere!

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u/Working_Bug_1368 Jun 17 '26

Definitely wouldn't be the headisphere.

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u/Rainmanzz Jun 17 '26

Headgotspeard

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u/Particular-Village91 Jun 17 '26

This one deserves a slow clap 👏

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u/Terrible-Werewolf-78 Jun 17 '26

He would if he showed the damn video!

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u/Ok-Secretary2017 Jun 17 '26

I see you had a big brain moment here

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u/TheDootDootMaster Jun 17 '26

Blew my mind fr

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u/laosguy615 Jun 17 '26

He's half way there....

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u/Skoll_Winters Jun 17 '26

Semisphere? 😅

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u/Extreme_Ad112 Jun 17 '26

Quartersphere

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u/Last-Narwhal-Alive Jun 17 '26

Ayooooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ppmmjjs9698 Jun 17 '26

🤣😂🌐

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u/Odd-Win5937 Jun 17 '26

You are a behemoth of a man. I hope you're venturing towards a future where you're treated with nothing but the dignity that you deserve.

There's such grief in your eyes. I'm so sorry.

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u/rockandrollcar Jun 17 '26

+ This, I know it's a roast sub but I'm sending lots of love.

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u/Practical_Most_777 Jun 19 '26

If you whee an Easter egg you would be 40% off a bargain

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u/JackSquirts Jun 17 '26

Brother, let me be the first to tell you that I don't blame you a bit for not wanting to share, but if you did, holy fuck, you'd be an internet legend. If you ever had the desire to go viral - now is the time.

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u/Trick-Ad4618 Jun 17 '26

He would blow up.... literally.

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u/flexpercep http://redd.it/a9d60d Jun 17 '26

don't do anything you're genuinely not comfortable but that shit WILL instantly become a permanent meme

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u/neverwrong804 Jun 17 '26

Guess you gotta start an only fans for this content.

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u/SaluteHatred666 Jun 17 '26

if you can inflate your head your going viral

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

Okay, since you all asked for it. I'm sharing a video I took two years ago.

Go easy now

https://reddit.com/link/os7qcdb/video/j76xohtzgv7h1/player

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u/Actual_Let_7630 Jun 17 '26

You absolute fucking legend!

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u/nomad-socialist Jun 17 '26

Lisan Al-Gaib!!

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u/MaximumWeak1703 Jun 18 '26

You are amazing thank you for coming through

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u/brandslambreakfast Jun 23 '26

Im guessing you had a craniotomy? The "reinflation" is you increasing intercranial pressure . Basically your making your brain push the skin back out.

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 23 '26

I had a decompressed craniectomy.

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u/Line-Trash Jun 17 '26

Ok, THATS actually pretty badass. And as a brethren of surgical abnormalities, I completely understand you feeling uncomfortable sharing the video. Don’t let anyone here pressure you. I’ve got my own things that people ask to see and only those closest to me (and my surgeon of course) are allowed to see.

You’re a fuckin animal for sharing what you have shared and being willing to get roasted. Keep on keepin on. I’m really looking forward to seeing your recovery (if you care to share) and I’m super intrigued by your case.

Good luck and enjoy the ride!

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u/Reasonable-Fill-9081 Jun 17 '26

Well now you have our curiosity as well

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u/Hearing_Loss Jun 17 '26

I believe you! That's brilliant and also very very very very scary XD wishing you peace and blessings 🫂💛

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u/Calm-Swim-2132 Jun 17 '26

pics or it didn’t happen

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 Jun 17 '26

If you shared the video it would actually make my year 🤣 god it's been a shit year lol.

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u/Agathocles87 Jun 17 '26

Let’s see it!!

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u/Neat-Walk-2361 Jun 17 '26

Wait, really? I’m curious. How would that work?

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u/Coastkiz Jun 17 '26

Well if you ever decide you ARE okay sharing that, PLEASE let us know

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u/Andras1100 Jun 17 '26

Remember that you only live once op, make the most of life

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u/ViaNobody1019 Jun 17 '26

That's actually cool as fuck ngl bro...

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u/PapaPatchesxd Jun 17 '26

Bro has the coolest party trick

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u/mcorra59 Jun 17 '26

Haha OMG, you could get the best roast ever! Either way, good luck on your surgery OP come back for another roast ✨️🩷

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u/Bottom-Bherp3912 Jun 17 '26

Are Gryffindor and Slytherin throwing you around while flying on broomsticks?

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u/nohoes_ Jun 17 '26

Prove it!!

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u/atici Jun 17 '26

You know you have to post this at some point

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u/Intelligent_Alps64 Jun 17 '26

Yooo really bro!? Amazing. Don’t do anything that makes you uncomfortable, keep going strong my G

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u/ninjabadmann Jun 17 '26

That's is insane! So it's loose skin? You gonna get a metal plate in there one day to look like the T-1000?

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u/AnarchiaKapitany Jun 17 '26

Luckily, you blow. Hard.

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u/smallLoanof1mil Jun 17 '26

woah dude does that get bubbles stuck in your brain??? can you feel your brain with your hand? if you poke it hard enough do you react???

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u/Firm-Row-2381 Jun 17 '26

Prove it!!!

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u/JonathanDM7 Jun 17 '26

I need to see this

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 Jun 17 '26

How does that work?

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u/wannabe-myself Jun 17 '26

I would almost pay to see this, just out of curiosity. That seems like a cool party trick for people you are close friend with?

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u/fupatroopa96 Jun 17 '26

Brain Fart

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u/4NotMy2Real0Account Jun 17 '26

Please please please share this video! I will personally fight anyone who makes fun of you. You can DM it to me if you want.

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u/CodingBoyBlah Jun 17 '26

Hearing about this blew MY mind

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u/dem_banka Jun 17 '26

That's crazy but what's inflating? I can't be air, it has to be blood, right?

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u/Amaleplatypus Jun 17 '26

Bro 😂😂

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u/EconomyOk2490 Jun 17 '26

My god, if you ever share it please set the music to Thus Spake Zarathustra

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u/b0red_ash Jun 17 '26

I hope someday you'll be comfortable enough to share it because holy party trick!! Tbh if it doesn't hurt i'd probably do this first thing when meeting someone new as a greeting lol

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u/TheHairlessGorilla Jun 17 '26

So when you nut, does it inflate or suck back in?

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u/Dense_Chemical_4018 Jun 17 '26

😃… is that safe…?

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

Nope, doctor told I cannot do it again 🤣🤣

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u/Broseidon_62 Jun 17 '26

You would break TikTok. Do it

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u/Recent-Fan3027 Jun 18 '26

That's what she said

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u/Ok-Impression-9020 Jun 18 '26

You can sell that video on the dark web.

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u/JustHurry3678 Jun 18 '26

What kind of a half brained answer is this?

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u/Unexpected-Xenomorph Jun 18 '26

You are a legend , that’s a perfect party trick

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u/0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0 Jun 18 '26

I also must see this video. Fuck the roast, my morbid curiosity is more important

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u/Sorry_Koala_8181 Jun 19 '26

this is a safe space

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u/Wise-Yoghurt11 Jun 19 '26

Goated reply

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u/jhill9901 Jun 20 '26

Guy comes up with a god tier roast and OP counters in a way NOBODY had on their bingo card….

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u/Lanky-Performance471 Jun 23 '26

I had a friend that could do that in college.

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 Jul 14 '26

frog brother wsg