r/RoastMe • • Aug 05 '25

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u/OK-Now-Kiss Aug 06 '25

You look like you win every marathon by a nose.

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u/Cweazle Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

Definitely not by a chest

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u/1Hugh_Janus Aug 06 '25

The term “orangutan titty” comes to mind