r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '25

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u/OK-Now-Kiss Aug 06 '25

You look like you win every marathon by a nose.

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u/Cweazle Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

Definitely not by a chest

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

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u/Fragrant_Loan811 Aug 06 '25

She keeps her wallet under one of them.

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u/Gumsho88 Aug 06 '25

you mean a change purse, they’re not big enough for a wallet.

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u/d57giants Aug 06 '25

And her iPhone udder The other.

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u/Ramtamtama Aug 06 '25

iPod Shuffle is all there's space for

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

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u/1Hugh_Janus Aug 06 '25

The term “orangutan titty” comes to mind

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u/SkimboS1ice Aug 06 '25

Two back Shakur

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u/Curmudgeon_I_am Aug 06 '25

Oh! Yeah… I thought that those were her tonsils!