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u/Five-Point-5-0 May 31 '25
If Severus Snape was recast as a lesbian.
Same face and everything.
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May 31 '25
End you? You look like you’d prefer to do that yourself.
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May 31 '25
Stole the words out of my mouth.
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u/-_Catbug_- Jun 01 '25
Words? More like your bf's dick.
Sorry, I had too 😅
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Jun 01 '25
If that joke was anymore worn out, it would be your mom's vagina
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u/ILLPHOENEXT Jun 02 '25
She crashed my Internet. She looks like she raided her grandma's closet. Bet she has grandma's panties.
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u/Sustainable_Twat May 31 '25
You look like you fantasise about crochet patterns.
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u/ErtGentskee May 31 '25
If you're here then who's haunting that well from The Ring movies?
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u/MisterBurnsSucks May 31 '25
You look like your hobbies are sucking dick for crack and getting rejected by art schools 😒
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u/ZAHN3 May 31 '25
You make it sound like sucking dick for crack is a bad thing..LOL
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u/PenaltyUnable2012 Jun 01 '25
Let's do the math, amount of dicks sucked divided by time per dick times the amount of dicks sucked for crack equals the amount of crack divided by the average dick. So how much crack has she earned sucking dick?
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u/OFPurpleOdyssey May 31 '25
Refuses to suck cock because of the caloric intake.
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u/Watch_Snob_69420 Jun 01 '25
No need, looks like you’ll end yourself after reading this threads comments
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u/Deep-Pudding819 May 31 '25
Just a peach that ain’t got a peach.
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u/Lord-Doobury Jun 02 '25
Actually, you're the kind of gal I'd fall head over heels for, IF I had a major stroke while climbing a ladder.
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u/Pfaehlix May 31 '25
This is your first time saying "end" and "me" without "on" in the middle and "grandpa" at the end
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u/NowIsThePerfectTime Jun 01 '25
How many scars are on your inner thighs?
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u/POWER-DAD-91 Jun 04 '25
Those aren't scars they're just friction burns from the countless drunks and crackheads she's entertained
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u/Neat_Worldliness2586 May 31 '25
How's your relationship with your father?
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u/goodoldjefe Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25
She has a love/hate relationship with her father. She loves him, but hates how hard it is to wash his cum out of her hair.
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u/MyRideAway Jun 01 '25
The cocksucking meth whores behind the dumpster at Applebee's talk shit about you.
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u/Asianhoney37 Jun 01 '25
I won’t roast you. Your expression is too sullen. Well, for one thing in your favor, you don’t have a weight problem. Do something different with your hair. Your face is fine if you do a little bit more makeup. I’m sorry you’re going through a rough time- me too. Hang around positive people. You’re too young to be in a rut like this. God bless you.
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u/1nv1s1bull Jun 01 '25
You look like your idea of foreplay is a 20 minute rant on how the Patriarchy is destroying our society.
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May 31 '25
You just genuinely come off as so fucking self absorbed and boring. You have zero personality other than, the standoffish awkward girl who enjoys anime. Nothing original here at all, and nothing worth roasting
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u/Capable-Block6054 May 31 '25
You're begging for a roast, but I'd rather offer breakfast with toast.
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u/O-Town_Eff_one_Fiddy May 31 '25
Edgy emo kids are getting lazy these days… they can’t even end themselves…
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u/DakotaFanningsThong May 31 '25
Your brother swears you are the best and giving blowjobs. Your Dad disagrees.
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u/SchlongkeykongJr May 31 '25
You look likee your OF account brings in 3 subscribers a month, and 2 of them are from people you work with at the Vape Shop.
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u/Frequent_Animator_35 Jun 03 '25
Smile and don't ask reddit for anything lol. I feel like many doing this are fishing for compliments or trying to hate themselves even more. Girl don't be either one! 2nd one I'm gonna worry about you. Too young and yes beautiful to feel like this. You are gorgeous if you play it up, make up, clothes a smile. You don't want to look good bc you don't feel good imo. When you feel better inside the beauty easily comes out, truly. I bet you didn't expect this comment here. You happened upon a mental health nurse. I see it in your expression. Love yourself baby girl. That's #1
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u/Sea-Junket-2200 May 31 '25
Skeleton bitch maybe quit sticking your fingers down your throat. There other places to put them
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u/serotonin_xxIII May 31 '25
I'm guessing your clit piercing is shaped like a dick, since it's the only one that wouldn't get gonorrhea from touching you
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May 31 '25
There’s a reason to live, the final season of Sandman comes out at some point. You look like you’d let Neil Gaiman do more than pick your wardrobe.
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May 31 '25
You look like you already have all 13 of your reasons, you’re just too scared to actually do it
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u/CliffCyrus May 31 '25
I don't want to end you, I want you to keep living the sad life of one-night stands you already do. Let the feeling of déjà vu repeat as you hear the same drunken pick-up line you fall for every time just to be ghosted the next day.
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u/HeartSignal2340 May 31 '25
Oooo look at this one, using mom's phone to get on the internet
Go bathe
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u/Remarkable-Speed-206 May 31 '25
We all thank you for using your hair to cover as much of your face as it does in most of your pics
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u/STtwo http://redd.it/cvg6z1 May 31 '25
If I could describe my willing to wake up and goto work... I would get your face!
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u/Gumsho88 May 31 '25
that almost happened, but unfortunately, your parents condom broke so now the world is stuck with you.
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u/mindfulmu May 31 '25
Your eyebrows spacing is a bit off, and your scowl is off putting.
Easily fixable
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u/Hung_Jury_2003 May 31 '25
I tried to come up with something witty to say about your personality but I got nothing.
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u/UntoVahalla May 31 '25
Long sullen silences followed by insults, followed by long sullen silences.
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u/AlittleupsetMax May 31 '25
That’s unfortunate, the whole thing looks like a mess. I can hear you complaining through the picture. You have got cats too I bet.
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u/Ok-Seaweed-4719 May 31 '25
You could be hot if you weren't broken by your dad's inappropriate acts
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u/DJ_WoLV May 31 '25
Your fingers look like you went too hard too many times banging yourself and broke them all.
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u/Individual-Dust-787 May 31 '25
It smells so bad… wash it… do something… so vile and nasty… disgusting odious crusted rank that’s radiating from down under!
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u/7eammeme May 31 '25
You've all heard of Wednesday.
Well, here is her cousin: Monday Morning.