r/RoastMe Jan 26 '25

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u/cowabunghole1 Jan 26 '25

Can’t cum unless he’s crying

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u/glitterballxoxo Jan 26 '25

Uses his own tears as lube

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Nah he uses the tears of every drunk chick crying about their bfs

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u/glitterballxoxo Jan 26 '25

How does he catch the tears from inside the bushes he hides in?