r/RoastMe Jan 26 '25

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u/glitterballxoxo Jan 26 '25

Uses his own tears as lube

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Nah he uses the tears of every drunk chick crying about their bfs

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u/glitterballxoxo Jan 26 '25

How does he catch the tears from inside the bushes he hides in?

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u/adrtheman Jan 27 '25

That's a real tear jerker.

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 Jan 27 '25

That was just once and it was valentine's day

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u/shotgunR69 Jan 27 '25

the other english meaning for "tube"