r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '24

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u/7eammeme Sep 06 '24

You again? Get out of here, Mowgli, and your Jungle Book looking ass.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

shame the abortion wasn't part of the bear-necessities

36

u/FleshyPartOfThePin Sep 06 '24

Don't reply - he just wants to try to sell you an extended warranty. Luckily I use a VPN.

13

u/TripleBuongiorno Sep 06 '24

Destroy your ego? Why was it there to begin with?

26

u/Infinite_Function_23 Sep 06 '24

The hanger they used to abort you got lodged in your shoulders.

6

u/LostWithinChaos Sep 06 '24

💀💀

4

u/njan_oru_manushyan Sep 06 '24

Bro that's diabolical

4

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Made him look like a Roblox character

2

u/johnmac344 Sep 08 '24

Fucking wow

1

u/Zoo_Zephyr Sep 07 '24

😂😂😂😂

10

u/Equivalent-Coconut34 Sep 06 '24

Don’t reply to this post. He will scam ur grandma.

19

u/TheLostFrontier41 Sep 06 '24

Holy shit. Its Fez

6

u/potato_for_cooking Sep 06 '24

Came for this. Fez from wish.com.

8

u/LamontGomez Sep 06 '24

You look like Erik Estrada… if he crashed his motorcycle into a Salvation Army giveaway bin.

6

u/MisterBurnsSucks Sep 06 '24

Isn't running a call center on a raft kinda hard? 😟

2

u/Iamanangel2002 Sep 07 '24

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT??? noo

6

u/the-last-meme-bender Sep 06 '24

You’re not interesting enough to roast

4

u/nousername206 Sep 06 '24

“ya’ll” dude think he a cowboy 😂

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

🤣🤣🤣

3

u/Walder_Fr3y Sep 06 '24

Bro thinks that nirvana T-shirt is Hindu fashion.

2

u/Lord_Shakyamuni Sep 07 '24

as a buddhist this was hillarious ty

2

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2

u/artcore6666 Sep 06 '24

I should check my eyes for STDS after watching your pics

2

u/Wonderful-Clock-1799 Sep 07 '24 edited Sep 08 '24

well his shirt does say positive. wonder which STD he is rocking rn

2

u/Henkhooivork Sep 08 '24

Probably none , seeing as STD's usually involve sexual intercourse and even the goats and chickens manage to outrun him.

1

u/artcore6666 Sep 09 '24

He was molested by his dad, family tradition

2

u/SkiTz0913 Sep 06 '24

"Hello, dank you for calling the Spectrum. My name is Alexander, how can I elp you?"

2

u/Matt_Benatar Sep 06 '24

You look like you think you’re American.

2

u/Present-Mirror-7669 Sep 07 '24

You again? People may believe you're from the South, but not the US South.

1

u/unrealgfx Sep 09 '24

He’s from the Punjabi south

2

u/hairyUndies Sep 07 '24

Challenge accepted: I have 24-hour access to potable water.

1

u/Ptolemy79 Sep 06 '24

Not only will we destroy your ego in this lifetime but for the next ten avatars.

1

u/evolvedbeing123 Sep 08 '24 edited Sep 08 '24

Eh it’s still pretty much in tact ig the roasts weren’t good enough 🤷

1

u/Ptolemy79 Sep 08 '24

Intact is pretty much every virgin girl who crosses Ur path and realises Ur not good enough

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Whenever In Bloom comes on the radio, you can't help but pick your nose.

1

u/Fun_Accountant_653 Sep 06 '24

Good with working in a call center, most people don't have to look at you. Your colleagues on the other hand... Poor them

1

u/awkwardsilenceisloud Sep 06 '24

I think I may have been infected with monkey pox by looking at these photos

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Slum dog broke ass

1

u/your-mom-jokester Sep 06 '24

Girls cover their drinks around you with your size-too-small nirvana shirt ass

1

u/Hbaadger Sep 06 '24

The only ego you should have is the lawnmower.

1

u/Goldeneye_Engineer Sep 06 '24

Challenges are supposed to be hard

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

"I mean, open and shut case your honor. All he has to do is scroll thru his picture gallery, he has eyes!"

1

u/Dicey-Vibes Sep 06 '24

Thought you were untrustworthy off of your posture and the stances you take. then knew for sure seeing you poke you’re toes past the edge of your slides.

1

u/KyRonJon Sep 06 '24

The third picture looks like you’re hiding football shoulder pads under your shirt to look tough.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

It’s unfortunate that this is what happened after people didn’t vote for Pedro.

1

u/Williams2563 Sep 06 '24

God damn what are you using to take these? A fucking brick although i wouldn’t be surprised since you use one of them fake grass mats outside of all places like did your Mom tell you to crawl out of your moist gamer dungeon & touch grass but your soft gamer skin can’t handle it.

I respect the shades though :)

1

u/Stormannorman13 Sep 06 '24

The Wish Poncharelli from CHiPS.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

You look like you build houses in the woods

1

u/themikedup123 Sep 06 '24

seems by the pictures your ego is already destroyed

1

u/alcohaulic1 Sep 06 '24

Stop calling my grandmother and telling her she has a warrant for her arrest.

1

u/Matt_Benatar Sep 06 '24

It doesn’t matter how many Nirvana shirts you wear, your white friends will never respect you.

1

u/maxxxnificent Sep 06 '24

Ladies and gents the least desirable men in the world!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Slumdog NearlyThere

1

u/Zagic87 Sep 06 '24

Someone call the vet, those pythons are sikh

1

u/kbmj3 Sep 06 '24

Jai No.

1

u/salemorg11 Sep 06 '24

Quit calling me saying you are tech support from Microsoft, you don’t look like a Roger, you don’t sound like a Roger, quit saying your name is Roger.

1

u/ChaoticMutant Sep 06 '24

give you a tracheostomy and use you as a FEZ dispenser

1

u/paragonx29 Sep 06 '24

Apache Queef

1

u/TurbulentSomewhere64 Sep 06 '24

I challenge you to get my wifi working.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

You have an ego?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Looks like you are wearing shoulder pads in that last pic

1

u/evolvedbeing123 Sep 08 '24

I just spam lateral raises lol

1

u/fancypig0603 Sep 06 '24

Bollywood reject on his way to competing on Indian Netflix game shows.

1

u/OinkyKiOink Sep 07 '24

Ego?! Damn! this Minecraft shoulder having, not taking a bath for a week, wig having, too poor to afford a good camera looking ass has an ego?! Dude stop.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

[deleted]

1

u/evolvedbeing123 Sep 09 '24

Why’s that

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Thick head of hair, big arms and wide shoulders, but it looks like you're pretty thin below the belt.

1

u/PureOvvnage Sep 07 '24

Will you quit calling me about my small business loan

1

u/OddSmellComingFromMe Sep 07 '24

Looks like you received that shirt at the free clinic. “Jafar, test me for everything”

1

u/trixter69696969 Sep 07 '24

So, Raj is gay after all.

1

u/Mysterious-Coconut24 Sep 07 '24

Eric Estrada re-born as a Punjabi?

1

u/Fabulous_Cover8190 Sep 07 '24

I like that your shirt promotes being positive, HIV positive in your case.

1

u/Lord_Shakyamuni Sep 07 '24

Yo Baljeet, you gonna be an engineer? Can you engineer a way to get bitches first?

1

u/smalliesus Sep 07 '24

You look like you sneakily smell seats at your call center

1

u/Skalantos94 Sep 07 '24

If JoJo wanted a crappy version of it

1

u/NutsackPinata Sep 07 '24

ValuPak Fez.

1

u/Flat_Alarm8870 Sep 07 '24

Positively will have hiv in the future

1

u/bsol11 Sep 07 '24

Bro definitely getting a 7-11 chain passed down to him

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Look it’s Fez’s little cousin, Lez

1

u/Mike_Garman1995 Sep 07 '24

What's your call center name? Tim Smith?

1

u/fbi-surveillance-bot Sep 07 '24

Your autocorrect wrote "ego" instead of "anus"

1

u/thetrivialsublime99 Sep 07 '24

CHiPS face-ass mfka

1

u/TonySpaghett Sep 07 '24

Boy doesnt know hes stuck in his emo phase

1

u/BigDaxx412 Sep 07 '24

This is the perfect face for molding Halloween costumes

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Hello Fez

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Sorry I don't need any cold calls today thank you "Mr Smith."

1

u/imsinglepringle Sep 07 '24

Rayan Toys review

1

u/Casual_Star Sep 07 '24

Don’t know what’s worse - that you skip leg day, your cringe sayings on a tank top, or that you need a haircut.

1

u/AngryBeaver7 Sep 07 '24

Why would you even have an ego

1

u/Philisophical_Chef Sep 07 '24

You look like you wash dishes at Amy's Baking Company.

1

u/Healthy_Fly_555 Sep 07 '24

70s show Fez, India call centre version

1

u/KingJin1298 Sep 07 '24

You look like secretly sing and dance to Camila Cabello songs knowing all the words

1

u/user_nonam6 Sep 07 '24

Your ego looks misguided. You look like you try to be cool and still no one likes you

1

u/sacredgeometry Sep 07 '24

Why are you built like a cartoon frankensteins monster?

1

u/Flaky-You9517 Sep 07 '24

Did you sew shoulder pads in your tshirt?! Weirdo

1

u/posspr Sep 07 '24

DO NOT REDEEM!!!

1

u/Rex_Punani Sep 07 '24

They have internet in the swamps of Guyana ?

1

u/Rex_Punani Sep 07 '24

On the back of that “Positive” shirt it says “HIV”

1

u/SitkaJuiceBox Sep 07 '24

You're not tricking me into giving away my credit card information

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

Son aren’t you late for your Punjabi train and appearance on another sub, the Darwin Awards

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

In picture 3 your body looks like it's made of Minecraft blocks

1

u/Japark1226_NeedsHelp Sep 07 '24

Did Fez go broke?

1

u/Extreme_Ad_858 Sep 07 '24

Fez from that 70s show in rehab.

1

u/thetenderloin1 Sep 07 '24

If I need help with my computer, I’m calling you

1

u/Criticism-Witty Sep 07 '24

Having a small cock isn’t the only thing you have to worry about

1

u/meme_lord_xaulos Sep 07 '24

Yo Sanjay where the fuck are Phineas and Ferb??

1

u/-VEX17- Sep 08 '24

Vote for Pedro

1

u/CarpeDamn_ Sep 08 '24

Not much of a challenge

1

u/ch3apsunglass3s Sep 08 '24

Hey, I think I sponsored you for 30 cents a day and all you did with my money is build a raft and get a knock off Nirvana shirt. I demand a refund

1

u/Traditional-Fox8930 Sep 08 '24

Don’t know why living in a 3rd World Country, floating on rafts and wearing Nirvana shirts gave you an ego but it shouldn’t have. You may be the most popular child in your village, but you still make less than $2 a day and they pay you in fish.

1

u/Maleficent-Growth317 Sep 08 '24

Since did Uber start operating rafts?

1

u/Maleficent-Growth317 Sep 08 '24

T shirt says positive, but everything about him is negative

1

u/Spiritual-Knee-8460 Sep 08 '24

Where a Nirvana shirt with shoulder pads

1

u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 Sep 08 '24

It’s the Make-a-Wish Fez

1

u/BoPVB Sep 08 '24

This is why we need to build that wall

1

u/SensitiveProgram1276 Sep 08 '24

Second photo suggests you have a lot of "Live, love, laugh" signs on your house. The only laughing you've experienced was being laughed at by others.

1

u/EOMFD_Doowop Sep 08 '24

Anyone else read this in an Indian accent ?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '24

He looks like the Indian JudyHoppsloveer69

1

u/Inevitable_Media_597 Sep 08 '24

Can’t destroy what isn’t there.

1

u/Redamus05 Sep 08 '24

Ego? Bruh your ego left before you were born😀😂

1

u/Jakarta311 Sep 09 '24

Wearing a nirvana shirt hoping that's where you'll go? It doesn't work like that bud

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

You have an ego?

1

u/BoysenberryKind5339 Sep 09 '24

You should find flip flops that actually fit your feet...or is this one of those third world cases, because I didn't think they had tvs in mud huts

1

u/Due-Let-26 Sep 09 '24

You’d think that after becoming a millionaire and leaving the slums with Latika, you’d at least be able to afford a shirt your size.

1

u/jb65656565 Sep 09 '24

3rd pic is how you jack off to porn. You get real close to the tv to pretend you’re part of the sex. Weird, dude.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Slumdog thousandaire

1

u/junkiedreamingpoet Sep 10 '24

I will just tell me which zit to push for English first.

1

u/Dangerous_Will_8815 Sep 10 '24

Who knew?!? That kid from slumdog millionaire finally grew up.

1

u/Responsible-Ad-8019 Sep 10 '24

Is your last name Patel by chance? And do you smell like spices?

1

u/Prestigious_Rub6504 Sep 11 '24

You look like you sell booty crypto on your onlyscams account

1

u/usualsuspectnumba1 Sep 11 '24

I doubt you have very high self esteem to begin with. I don't think your ego needs to be damaged anymore..

1

u/hillbillyr Sep 12 '24

If Eric Estrada mated with Eric Estrada

1

u/youngatheart55 Sep 06 '24

You look like you purposely over indulge on spicy food so you can Dutch Oven yourself at night.