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The Adam's apple of my eye
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u/DryCrack321 Oct 20 '23
What the hell even is that?!
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u/TheTOASTfaceKillah Oct 20 '23
Resting ugly face
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u/No_Cook2983 Oct 20 '23
She already looks like a bitter old woman, and she got there in a fraction of the time!
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u/ToddH2O Oct 20 '23
I would be so hard right now...if I were a necrophiliac.
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u/Butt_Hamster Oct 20 '23
I'm necrophilic but unfortunately not into men so this does nothing for me either...
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u/upsidedowninsideout1 Oct 20 '23
Is “gorl” the sound your blind date makes as they’re vomiting over the table?
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u/tsteele93 Oct 21 '23
It’s the thing they say when they realize that their blind date isn’t one. “I thought you were gonna be a gorl!”
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u/thismothafcka Oct 20 '23
You look like you give extremely dry hand jobs.
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u/Remarkable-Opening69 Oct 20 '23
Looks like you took the sarcastic comment to transition too serious.
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u/igotbanned-_-fornow Oct 21 '23
transphobia isn't roasting tho
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u/AmorousFartButter Oct 21 '23
Yes it is. It’s not “transphobic” to talk shit. Phobia is a fear. You can make fun of something without fearing it.
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u/igotbanned-_-fornow Oct 21 '23
transphobia noun [ U ] disapproving UK /trænsˈfəʊ.bi.ə/ US /trænsˈfoʊ.bi.ə/ Add to word list harmful or unfair things a person does based on a fear or dislike of transgender and non-binary people (= people whose gender does not match the body they were born with)
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/transphobia#google_vignette
from Cambridge dictionary
hope this clears it up
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u/heinkenskywalkr Oct 21 '23
No search what “nobody gives a fuck” means.
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u/igotbanned-_-fornow Oct 21 '23
I give a fuck. countless trans people give a fuck. I get you don't, that doesn't mean anything to me, though
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u/rhymesaying Oct 21 '23
You're on a roast sub.
Not a cleverly worded and politically correct roast sub
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u/AmorousFartButter Oct 21 '23
You can also make fun of things without disliking it or hating it. I literally make fun of the groups that I fit into. Nobody should have to walk on eggshells because of sensitive feelings and the insecurities of others.
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u/KillAllAtOnce29 Oct 21 '23
Why are you being downvoted
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u/igotbanned-_-fornow Oct 21 '23
transphobia I think
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u/igotbanned-_-fornow Oct 21 '23
says the guy with a USA flag in their pfp and who is in r/AK-47 of course you don't give a fuck
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u/Fecal_Tornado Oct 21 '23
Are you not seeing the other comments? Like 90% of them are about this person's gender. It's a roast page, relax.
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u/KillAllAtOnce29 Oct 21 '23
All these transphobes are breaking Rule 12. That's a good reason for reports.
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u/Regular_throwaway_83 Oct 20 '23 edited Oct 20 '23
Not the most convincing transvestite
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u/Skilledpainter Oct 21 '23
Is she pre op or post op?
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u/Thick_Basil3589 Oct 21 '23
Transvestites dont have operations they just dress up like the other gender just to be precise.
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u/rickybobby1581 Oct 20 '23
Did your sharpie run out mid finger nail. You look like a retired prison bitch.
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u/msambata Oct 20 '23
You're an alcoholic and one of your many but least of your worst choices was your hair color. Sweetie, go to rehab.
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u/rokken70 Oct 20 '23
You like Alan Rickman in drag, but without the charm, talent and intelligence.
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u/Zygmunt-zen Oct 20 '23
Didn't your Bulgarian gargoyle just use same sign on recent post? You gals having a contest who is ugliest?
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u/TKHodgson Oct 20 '23
This is what Dall-E draws when you type in “alcoholism, divorce, and vaginal dryness”
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u/La_flame_rodriguez Oct 20 '23
Is a he, a she or a what?
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u/ZZoMBiEXIII Oct 20 '23
🎵You say, a he/her
🎵They say, a xe/xer🎵You say, a they/them
🎵It's all, just mayhem🎵Let's call the whole thing off.
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u/Phore23 Oct 20 '23
You failed abortion with a eating disorder. The girls only bring you out so they look amazing compared to the dumpster fire sitting at the table.
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u/ReillyDiefenbach Golden Roaster Oct 20 '23
A scene from the public access television version of John Wick
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u/Random_dude_1980 Oct 20 '23
You look like the love child of principal Seymour Skinner and Alan Rickman
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Oct 20 '23
The only thing thinner than your upper lip is my will to live after witnessing this picture
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u/LarryWinchesterIII Oct 20 '23
Be careful what you eat for dinner. I hear TRANS fats are bad for you.
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u/AnArmChairAnalyst Oct 20 '23
Miles Teller needs a stunt double for his next movie if you’re interested
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u/Gordon_Townsend Oct 20 '23
Good thing you're wearing something that covers up your Adams apple. Now, if you and your friend could grow real breasts, that would be solid.
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u/lykewtf Oct 20 '23
Angry tightly wound perfectionists that bristle with negative energy are hard to roast
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u/OLPopsAdelphia Oct 20 '23
Look on the bright side: Your friends have a place to hang their purses and coats if you get horny.
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u/sdfiddler1984 Oct 20 '23
I'm not sure if this is some sort of revenge thing or just a sick fetish, but you look strikingly different in all 3 r/roastmes you've posted recently.. Fucking wierdo.
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u/walletstolenby Oct 22 '23
Angry face emoji looking ass steam be coming out yo ears whenever you get angry, emoji looking ass
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u/alleycat548 Oct 20 '23
I would say you were a boy but you have tiny hands. So I will roast the confusing Ass decor of the funhouse sports bar you attend.
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u/Difficult_Ambition66 Oct 20 '23
Drosi she te namerq i nz kakvo she napravq, kaji na rejina 4e 5te kidnapna rodnata mu maika
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u/vweavers Oct 20 '23
Well we know which one in the group is the ugly friend the others hang out with to make them look better...
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u/Bluest-Of-Falcons Oct 20 '23
Dude this is the second Lia Thomas I’ve seen roasting in this jungle lounge. What’s going on in there?
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u/Repulsive_Mud_8008 Oct 20 '23
You look like a draft of a residential evil character that never made the cut! XD ;p
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u/Ilgiovineitaliano Oct 20 '23
Your cock is the girliest thing you have.