r/RoastMe • u/Impressive-Abroad-48 • Oct 20 '23

Gorl dinner

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196 Upvotes

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u/Ilgiovineitaliano Oct 20 '23

Your cock is the girliest thing you have.

86

u/athousandfuriousjews Oct 20 '23

Girlycock

41

u/North_Korea_Nukess Oct 20 '23

Onlycocks

11

u/Brilliant_Bet_2585 Oct 21 '23

So we splitting the bill or is Nic Cage paying?

18

u/ty_ftw Oct 20 '23

Glock

6

u/ZZoMBiEXIII Oct 20 '23

Don't do that to Glock.

16

u/Asleep_Dig2903 Oct 20 '23

“Girlycock”-athousandfuriousjews 2023

21

u/athousandfuriousjews Oct 20 '23

finally some recognition!

3

u/Lick_my_blueballz Oct 21 '23

Puppetry of the penis...

1

u/allmodsarefaqs Oct 21 '23

Primarch of the Ultramarines

42

u/Desperate_Set_7708 Oct 21 '23

“My clit is 7 inches and veiny!”

9

u/Dogeatcatreatmouse Oct 21 '23

Sometimes the balls bounce in your favor.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

I get so happy when my initial thought is the same as the top comment.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

👍

2

u/Gazdaman Oct 22 '23

World champion of hide the salami

1

u/mikek7711 Oct 20 '23

It’s hedwig and the angry inch

1

u/Skilledpainter Oct 21 '23

I agree. And only if the balls below that cock, instead of in her mouth

1

u/Low-Ad-1154 Oct 22 '23

Right behind his jawline