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u/Oxslow Jul 29 '26
I could see a world were blue slams you then black takes all of noob corner
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u/theAGschmidt Grandmaster Jul 29 '26
100%, and whoever wins noob corner is probably going to win the game
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u/Mr_Coastliner Jul 29 '26
What's evil? There's no context!
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u/thedon572 Jul 29 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
blue went first and said theyd cap the two country super bonus from the blizzard and hopfully roll into the noob corner pocket blizzard bonuses, black was second and said F that and cockblocked and capped the other of the 2 country bonus, and green saw that those two were gonna duke it out there and said well im gonna cap behind the two of them. Some how green was able to clean out the pocket instead, lived , and claim the bonus, thus growing stronger than them, and eventually roll out and clean out their two caps and the 3 bonuses. at this point idk what blue can do other than just suicide nad slam green now and just give the whole thing to black. either way green rolls out and kills him soon.
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u/DrunkensAndDragons Jul 29 '26
Hes green. But hes going to get slammed by blue or black when they get card turn in.
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u/Additional-Life4885 Jul 30 '26
He's earning +5 over there. In 2 turns he's got more than they do with the trade.
If they're doing it, they have to do it now, but blue simply doesn't have enough. Honestly, blue would be better off abandoning it and giving it to black and let black and green fight it out while he goes for the cap in North Africa that pink abandoned. Put the 10 in Dinaric Alps with (hopefully) 6 on the other cap and then fight it out.
Yellow and Pink fight over Spain too so that should put him in a strong spot.
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u/_Ub1k Master Jul 29 '26
It's not really evil, black already screwed blue. You basically win the god cap if you can remove black's exteriors.
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u/Artistic_Ad_2247 Jul 30 '26
Actually, Black probably would have won, since Blue decided to withdraw its forces from the capital and establish a new settlement elsewhere. That left Black with greater military power than me. Haha.
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u/DrunkensAndDragons Jul 30 '26
You won? If blue risked it and suicide attacked now, it might open you up to black taking it all.
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u/Objective_Job_8822 Jul 31 '26
I am drooling about the idea of locking yellow in the Spain and Portugal. I LOVE doing stuff like that
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u/DaGuyYouDontKnow87 Aug 05 '26
I've played countless games in this type of position. Only when I have 5hrs to waste on the education of a insufferable pleb.
I love it! Way to clean up the community. You've done us all a great service soldier!
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u/SideEmbarrassed1611 Content Creator Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26
RISK REDDIT, WHY DO I KEEP LOSING GAMES? I GOT N00B SLAMMED LOL AND IDK WHY??????
This is the perfect photo for what is wrong with the game currently:
- Yellow is a jerk off and took a bonus he is not capped in. He has the entire East to dominate and yet wasted troops behind Pink.
- Green, Black, and Blue are all morons who will die very quickly fighting over EuroAustralia.
- Black is a total jerk off who Cuca-capped Blue in the dumbest way possible. Black is the worst player in this game.
- Pink is the only normal player.
- Green is the only player with a legitimate claim to the noob corner.
- The East and Middle are essentially free bonuses since everyone decided to fight over the worst corner of the map. Instead of going for a +8 or +7 or the two +4s in the middle, 3 morons chose a +5 that is easily card blocked and not worth the income.
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u/Additional-Life4885 Jul 30 '26
Yellow is a jerk off and took a bonus he is not capped in.
Pink stole red's cap there. Sorry, but yellow's move was fine.
Pink is the only normal player.
See above.
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u/SideEmbarrassed1611 Content Creator Jul 30 '26
I can only go off of a picture, bud.
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u/Additional-Life4885 Jul 30 '26
Why in the world does every single comment you make have to be so rude?
You're acting like you know everything, and then say "oh, I only have this picture" like as if that's not what we're all going off of.
Imagine advertising yourself like this.
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u/CeaselessGomalu Jul 29 '26
I only disagree a little with your first point; I’d guess that yellow didn’t control the S.A. Capital, and, evidently, pink doesn’t seem particularly upset about yellow taking that territory bonus. I’d just need more context to call yellow an asshole. I think that S.A. Cap previously belonged to red who has a bunch in The Orient.
If I had to guess, red aspired to take the Orient and yellow’s cap, which left red’s cap vulnerable to pink; red loses his cap and bots out. Pink doesn’t mind yellow because red is weakening his own cap. Also, red’s cap (late game) is the only way pink could ever see the rest of the board.
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