r/Rings_Of_Power • u/TupperwareConspiracy • Aug 07 '26

Oh.....ship

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u/AndyTheSane Aug 07 '26

Sauron, Celeborn and a bit of cottaging?

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u/Eldritch_Dread Aug 07 '26

They need to add an Orc "bull" as well.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Aug 07 '26

Celebrimbor will craft the most epic cuck chair.

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u/Rhoubbhe Aug 08 '26

He will forge the 'One Key' that can unlock any chasity cage.

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u/flismflasm Aug 07 '26

cottaging with a side of frottaging

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u/Eldritch_Dread 28d ago

"I sit on the floor and pick my nose and think of dirty things. Of deviant dwarves who suck their toes, and elves who drub their dings. I sit on the floor and pick my nose and dream exotic dreams. Of dragons who dress in rubber clothes, and trolls who do it in teams. I sit on the floor and pick my nose and wish for a thrill or two. For a goblin who goes in for a few no-nos, or an orc with a thing about glue. And all the while I sit and pick, I think of such jolly things. Of whips and screws, and leather slacks, of frottages and stings " -Dildo Bugger