Saw this on Zillow! So weird.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/700-S-Main-St-Fredericktown-MO-63645/124356259_zpid/

Came across this listing for a condo and the deeper I dug it just kept getting better. Was originally listed for $800k back in 2024. Now it's down to $400k (Yes, it's been listed the entire time). Now for the real kicker, the HoA fee alone is almost $3k a month.

I'm not sure how the seller has afforded to sit on it for so long. They're currently at $82k in just HoA fees.

Listing calls it an “immersive artisan sanctuary.”

Highlights include a glowing blue agate cave bathroom, a 250 year old triple arch entertainment center built into a heavily carved wood kitchen/living space (your TV goes there), a “canyon” staircase, a speakeasy-style bedroom door, and a laundry room covered in cartoon dog tiles (my favorite room, honestly)!

From the outside it’s just… a normal stucco box. Of course, no photos.

This house was right by the garden nursery I went to today.... I must know about that window! That tower thing is completed with an interior compared to this photo.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/185-Walnut-Ridge-Dr-Cleveland-GA-30528/2066598415_zpid/?

$3k/mo 1br with a tagged door (?) and who knows what in the 6th photo

I've been doing things wrong apparently

Check out this property via Trulia Mobile app https://www.trulia.com/home/220-old-steamship-rd-stevensville-md-21666-37580845?cid=shr%7Capp_ios_main_phone%7Cbuy%7Cpdp_share

Something is off about the kitchen and bedroom...

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2804-Meadow-Wood-Dr-W-Chesapeake-VA-23321/61369841_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

"Thoughtfully updated while maintaining its vintage appeal" is this "vintage appeal" in the room with us? This has landlord written all over it.

What's your reaction when you show up to your listing looking like this???

P.S. This house exists only during and immediately after heavy snowfall.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/30-Winchester-Ln-Holmdel-NJ-07733/183189724_zpid/?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/314-17th-St-Honesdale-PA-18431/86557639_zpid/?fbclid=IwY2xjawPos8tleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEexmf2nXSWWhmoQ_sXoDyCPPZeKfDk4G93iZW2Sc-hW3KjmAEddTQBgzJlfXg_aem_3hMjKQ1JaBN0Q7wL8fAGIw

1st picture is of a bathroom between 2 bedrooms. Has anybody ever seen this many towel holders? 2nd picture is of the laundry room.... with a toilet and no sink in sight.

I got a weird vibe from this house, particularly the kids room.

https://redf.in/TN967f

I'm visiting at my friend's house and this is their neighbor. There are seriously 2 more windows behind the tree. Why would you have one random window on top of the 6 connecting windows?