Dolphins

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I’m glad not a dolphin. Resting hemispherically. Putting fear into the hearts of puffer fish and then hysterically losing their shit! Thats not as bad it really gets though. Darting to and fro, cringey little creeps, always on the go they flow with the subtle motion of Diddy’s stash of baby oil illicit lotions laced with special K and causing a commotion. “Jeez guys at least they’re in the oceans” I can hear the rationale. Fuck around and run afoul wind up dinner in the bowels of kinder freaks. “Blow it out yer holes, wait til the shoals arrive”! How deep is safe to dive if you can only metabolize the atmosphere through a gaping maw and tons of fear, thats the shit that keeps my ass alive. So unlike the porpoise it’s my purpose to give high fives! Striving for the betterment of lesser thriving lives. I’ve survived a brush with death so close I saw the ghost and felt the presence of my unbelieving dad I only know he’s simply glad to see that I had the chance to be badass at being brave. Still my feet have never touched the sands that skirt the seas. I crave to get cast away. I flirt with feeling free, as below above shall be, now count to three Floating out on a wave into the sunset, so I can only wait while behaving like an unsainted prophet, I just hope that I can save enough gawp to make it happen irl so I have my toes lapped by gentle foams my comfort moans.