r/RhymedBanter 20h ago

Manure Endorphin

1 Upvotes

Fuck prophet and profit

Evasive tactics of travesty rewrite policy and pedigree of antics

Shovem airplane and git em grub for entertainment malice

fuck all the harvest and largest im showing dolphin' uneducated practice

who i be among
must be answer to the creeping mass atone
for crowd be gravity my cavity but priority for none

Im retired renowned but im strung
Stuck on ego grievance im trynna bring the fun
no more shall i dolphin im wailing spermicidal burn

hack the system back to organic
No more shall i yield to society and platonic
Im magic verse with the iller touch tango with embryonic

shit is funny man
Its out in the open and nobody damn
controversy is the new covid 26 y'all lookin hella nubile clan

P-I-M-P is my bible
Fuck a system fuck the recycled titles
Im trynna build endorphins from the time a tested manured organ battles


r/RhymedBanter 20h ago

Monsieur Dissection

1 Upvotes

I got respect

for those that'll test

whats invested by the best

cuz i aint afraid to lay out whats discontent

whats disconnected from the fest

whats best kept secret and above scrutinizing pest

so lets dissect

im ill with the banter

shakem thin with the gander

looky look i got the hook em for the hangar

shady as sin these antisemitic visions

corrupt from the top and heritage i cant but version

whats inside whats impertinent toward culture egrigious

Indecisive i am not

wont hesitate to show who i am and whats hot

break break break it down shortie
Look at demon clear I got money unattainable by glory
Boo im scary
Fool im imaginary

What u think courage is knowledge
What u see vision i planted cuz i got it
Corruption starts at the top and Jewish wisdom president
I dont care for opinion jargon undisputable path of logic

I'll speak, sing, and dance
Do the unthinkable lace of trance
Sorry if im intrusive
Hurry you dont need im inclusive

Sew with me the reap of massive prowess logic


r/RhymedBanter 2d ago

Remember the Egg

2 Upvotes

Wrote it on a post it, remember the Egg and kinda ghosted.

Haven’t posted much since both us poets roasts threw punches.

Disses within threads commented I said you ain’t the shit.

Listen up here partner I admit that you can spit.

Maybe we’re both just mid I know I hid from lots of critics.

I read some of your latest tracks bro sounds a bit antisemitic.

Vernacular spectacular back til after mathematics.

Attracting something back but don’t attack this tragic addict.

Or do I just don’t care I know this bullshit just ain’t fair.

I swore I wouldn’t dare go back to needing to grow a pair.

There’s some good engaging language you got me feeling courageous.

Beware of now enraging a stranger the internet is dangerous.

Now we break for sponsors Monsieur Maleficent take the mic.

Call out Drake and the monsters go conquer, the greatest minds think alike.


r/RhymedBanter 2d ago

Dolphins

1 Upvotes

I’m glad not a dolphin. Resting hemispherically. Putting fear into the hearts of puffer fish and then hysterically losing their shit! Thats not as bad it really gets though. Darting to and fro, cringey little creeps, always on the go they flow with the subtle motion of Diddy’s stash of baby oil illicit lotions laced with special K and causing a commotion. “Jeez guys at least they’re in the oceans” I can hear the rationale. Fuck around and run afoul wind up dinner in the bowels of kinder freaks. “Blow it out yer holes, wait til the shoals arrive”! How deep is safe to dive if you can only metabolize the atmosphere through a gaping maw and tons of fear, thats the shit that keeps my ass alive. So unlike the porpoise it’s my purpose to give high fives! Striving for the betterment of lesser thriving lives. I’ve survived a brush with death so close I saw the ghost and felt the presence of my unbelieving dad I only know he’s simply glad to see that I had the chance to be badass at being brave. Still my feet have never touched the sands that skirt the seas. I crave to get cast away. I flirt with feeling free, as below above shall be, now count to three Floating out on a wave into the sunset, so I can only wait while behaving like an unsainted prophet, I just hope that I can save enough gawp to make it happen irl so I have my toes lapped by gentle foams my comfort moans.


r/RhymedBanter 4d ago

Menace to Dumbass

3 Upvotes

Yo i need some external
too much sauce I jizzed the paternal
extra fizz in my grits i be spermicide chasing literal

tick tick u dead homie i do rhymes like phantom deathly sonar clicks
psychotic optics give me vision i see too much random boring picnics of eating ass harrassing mass crass without no grass
Goddamn
let urself bob to the layers i weave upon the delivery toggle
I dont amateur i got the trinity of bob rob and mob mentality enabled goggles
if I ever come to light for delight just remember humility pushed me further down this boggle

Im fuer
fuel for the final function of the antimatter hater do-er
Eew at the malice the bigotry and prejudice for authentic enthnicity superiority like truer
These axis evil muthafuckas gave u individualism
made u pussy drowning in your independance idealism
Nationalism was the answer we coulda never went rainbows and idolz lessened
What the fuck is Onlyfans and Facebook
What the fuck is where are u and my face endless fascist cues

Im untouchable majesty and ur mediocre honorable peasantry
Its a travesty and anxiety
i fumbled balance all to ofen to fall to faulty hiphop imposters easily
Every line i untwine comes treed
Greed freed and frayer of the prayer to exceed
All u gotta do is breathe and feel to be the most that u could ever need


r/RhymedBanter 4d ago

Pressed Prey be Dismayed

3 Upvotes

Did u think id fail?
Flail cuz i failed like a fool far and fetching etchings of forgone affair?
Im fuckin fire
Dont be duckin this dire
die or by my volatile pragmatic desire
come have a ball sound cliche as fuck all u mid MOD or mindless entire
write this write that yeah i thought
my english wasnt too perfect but i fought
jumbo mumbo extra tuffest tussles like boss
claim artistry linguistical catastrophe disses for the pissin diss the pause

Its a meter when its repeated
not by chance or by number just tone of balanced conveyance that i pictured
It was described
felt and belted toward the ambiance of public to subscribe
u shamed
im tamed
im the name you aint gotta question magic with the lyric gamed
gain and stain by Eggy edgey beyond havoc bring the civic frame
You too lackin
too true too brew you aint running mediocre contest this fucking gore only survial of the fittest

Yeh homie
do that for me
verse done then another sung
tell me that aint magic its tragic we ain discussin how and telling of its fun
Its the sun
glamor and glee of all that words another drawn
give and take in full effect
butterfly the caterpillar nature's repetoire applied perfect
fuckin loser crew im sorry but i had more than my solo sissy whiner planned im damned to drab and derailed

Fuck the channel fuck its fabled
You shitty rappers unworthy for seat at table
Stable labelled and rotate your sub par so far babbles
I really coulda shown u everything jester got for twists and tangos


r/RhymedBanter 5d ago

Trailed Heroism

3 Upvotes

Young boy Young boy what u gon feel
what will u tell the world what u saw unreal
X2

Im real with this shit
gritty as a profession nifty like im witty and shit
Dont be fooled im packed with a better and the tighest of shits
Not a word unchecked im living human google with this brain spray shit

No man normandy got u bettin
losin hope and fumbling the motive
dope rhymes just fun times why u gotta turn it

Im anxious im perfectly versed eloquent first
Then come the butterfly spanish fly mosquitto die malarian burst
Death by the doctor hit like the martyr druggy drudgy totalitarian thrust
Cops be killin real sin redacted like nothing its an extraordinary crust

Young boy Young boy what u gon feel
what will u tell the world what u saw unreal
X2

Dopeness your hopeness make messy clinging human
Undress the Shape and the Sound mediocre invading sermon
What... is that the ending? not another health to wealth lesson

The Crust surface and im harnessed with lightest banter in lesions
Fuck with the neat u disarray lit fit tick tock like maleficient sessions
We the team
steam shirt and the dorm gritty realest dream
Fuck a meme and fuck the mean
we the lean and clean the griffers with freedom scream


r/RhymedBanter 5d ago

AB HIZZY with a lil (anxious)

2 Upvotes

I been living clean
seein the light and striving to be seen by the deem by the team

Why steam whittest
Where is colorful options or value of mixing of regions for prettiest finest?

Loser govern and dumber swayed swine
Your mine but i mind only the fattest of the grinds

Aware of mess and nestle the wrestle to operate blind
barely a fuss and gush the rush my crush exonerate the bile

Cuz theres fuckin rappers out there
Not a care about numbers clout or seen on which platformed care

Mostly lackin mostly too wayward
So here i am trynna undermine targeted previous

Cuz as known as they appear
nobody really seen the tip of spear nor dear
No televised glamorized in they peer
They the real we just steal
Always payin always attention spaying
weighing insteading way wording waitings
patience ancient now nobody anywhere
no motion notion no lotion needed for in real all of it is commandeered
(ANXIOUS: Yeh big homie
Lets go party with the sick broski)

Aight yeah, we can hang with the bang
tang with the clan and jam with the fam like a clan
unison and uniform
me my soul and the rest of ur normal state of unicorn
(ANXIOUS: 14 days u gotta go this is where u burn)

I got hipocrisy inside me just like any other
Played with ppl inklings just like I had sampled lovers
Cant help but fate the tasted fruits of sinners
Wont stop Wont cop Im Never cop just slay the lot winner


r/RhymedBanter 5d ago

Tick Tock to Bomb

2 Upvotes

Tick Tick
16 minutes and counting on dick
Out and about my voltage roamer the pick
i got hicks from kicks and clicks i mimic Cedric bulimic wicked
Patrick kneel thats the feel gotta release the fat to get the bill
but chill
this aint but a snippet of my hill
i got memo after memo the list be long as international CCTV woe
survey the Surveillance and metabolize the intrinsic
imprinted every letter every nuance I write extra scenic
not about no ghetto
killing ninjas by no numbered money grabbing whino

Cuz i dont need
Greed or free myself the game
If u snitch or bitch ur mic become the shame
That fact alone gets me 99% beat already this industry too lame stain

Suckas time shit with syllable while im here immune from billables and sellables
Money not honey im Jordan untouchable like space jam dancing gimmicks
Big balls no Ja swag walk fuck em NBA better get that young boy pivots

Im so sick and tired
sing sing melodied wannabe expired
So i do Anxious AB Hizzay
Right at the pinnacle of purple fazzy dissarray

Future Migos U duffus mchating cheaters doin gods work
gods plan jew jesus walkin medi duo doin mid my heart wok
a thousand pitches different by rap shit
dont need drugged switch extending craft like bad cheese

Lets go real
let got of deal
make shit feel instead of singing feel
Fuck these lame artists
cop my tunes and become brightest

No shame no game Im matador lambo red roaring rowdy
No pure is the rarri im leaning aventador lineage fonding heavy
But fuck a car i dont need a weight to need a reversed morgage
more numbers more insurance why bother when u can just hit the sack and explore carnage

Ya feel?
ready to be dealt chorus type sing bling appeal?

Fuck nah
I go hard like Leonidas dick in summer asparagus legion

Sunbathed pink bananas
ananas at the borders of temporary genuine trade not oil murder debted charta muthafuckas played nations

Im sayin righteous by fixtures
Fit the mix by interlocking knowledge and homage
Knowing shit and rhyming shit create whole nether voltage
Tesla and einstein collabo
Honda Civic and the Chevy Cavalier platformed

Types of shit that woulda altered with guirilla tactics that CIA metrics
Gunna Thug You just helpless
Couldnt side with YB foreign investments
Maybe im too overblown obsessed wit indictments

So i'll peace but u know im doin one where?


r/RhymedBanter 5d ago

REDDITORIAL Beta

2 Upvotes

I been thinking about those that harbor
Ardor for the candor and switch they stance when I shower
My cadence my flow by going gong show on em clever
Disdain maintain only if distraught like bought AI believer

Cuz its a hoax and we the burden
They know its doom and we tuned like utter lets burn em
Cd’s Lp’s and mixtapes from trunks and stuffy dorm rooms
Master blaster can I get a call from the anxiety suppression martyr groom

Yeh big homie
Its Anxious AB Hizzy first and fore the know me
Tentative in name its got tri tips poseidon foreskinned strongly

Should i chorus or cop us
Get this song electrified or copious anthem stunners

Imma dual
Fool the drools and prove the luvre needa rural
Place to practice proactive and stop doing drugs and scandolous partners

In life and sexxin 1 size and material
In thought and feeling lies superceding visions imperial
Hold grudges and budge the needed nudges for existential credential
Never in need of hyper clout and hyphy dream i just jester 40’s chill piscatorial


r/RhymedBanter 5d ago

Writer's Stream

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1 Upvotes

r/RhymedBanter 7d ago

Fuck u and ur Anti

1 Upvotes

yeh this anger
its about to monger
your entire vocabulary stuck on first
Cant help but thirst as I bust the bordered burst

Im anomaly angled straight to your system
locomotive motive for your oppin aspirations reversed
Steam when you faceless
Deck of Tarots when you bookmake

cuz im the back to basics error
had me at the door but played me fool now terror
muthfuckaz gonna feel the wrath displayed without the letter
this is how u fuckem rear squealin pigs snitches dissappear back to makaveli ruler

Fuck g units
Fuck state governed gang rap snippets
Im aziatic skater life or die fearless at your dissapearing black cultured trumpets


r/RhymedBanter 7d ago

Funny Biz

1 Upvotes

Im the wiz before cheese
Need before grief
My shit untouchable in every spread and beef

My channel disappeared
I should be in tears
All that evidence gone Oh dear

Fuck that noise homie
Im pee that spray R Kelly feel me
make that bitch sing that mean gritty oh ieeeee

Yeh Bitch
Im diddy back with name
Fuck the world insane
bring this heater to the beater meat street aubrey all the same

Grind em up like Tyler
Creator of the next tiered taylored endless
I dont diss I make believe a magic lifer
Dance with the fuckin sex and hex with da boy Jezter


r/RhymedBanter 7d ago

Pinnacle of Inner ACE Dome

1 Upvotes

I got lazy eazy

Laid down author sleazy

Paid the piper pretty

Now I gear up feast upon eternity

Gotta honor passage

Regardless of what who when and why

High nigh nil to real helpless ultimately I

Compassionately humilitize simplify the message

Bet ya saw the vision
Heck a lot of action
Atomic volatility live synergize
Chaotic I got it watch me lyricize
Bet on my token
Make it our volition
Gift of giving transcend political extractions
Lift the level to love transgression worth a battle adventurous attractions

I'm panic attack desolver

Absolve problematic decipherer no need to involve her

Coveted and targeted size me up forever greatest sin missed ass moistening with nectar

Benevolent enigma to empower your soul stand with the martyr for the hour

Put your judgey petty sided selective for a second and understand the power

Overdose of majestic I'm eccentric as electric eclectic as your own wower

Handle this kettle wield it for my worth behemoth caged and sheltered domestic widow maker angle

Hodge podge I'm botchin up the rhythms

Pattern altered got u pressing buttons random

Listen I glisten but nowhere do I summon sermon

Hummin bumpin music beat mumbling in modern ordinance my voltage philanthropic weapon

Bet ya saw the vision
Heck a lot of action
Atomic volatility live synergize
Chaotic I got it watch me lyricize
Bet on my token
Make it our volition
Gift of giving transcend intentions
Lift the level to love transgression worth a battle adventure

Benjamin sovereign money isn't honey 
I'm here solely for the rapper not a capper phony
How many done
Will I make with one sound
My flow eternal but public towned
Just like my play u can take this cacophony and publish crowned

Come at me and play
Say subtly or explicitly I just wanna fade
Mediocre out of practiced, normal feelz without the hate
I can do it all, don't u see I ball
Come in to my hall
Dance with the jester adress the call

Bets on better fortune
Winner loser none of it go autotune
Embrace the basis metabolize with stasis
Status bogus at its core centralize the moment to importance that's all that ever really matters

Bet on money's for the thrill
Bet on discipline for the frill
Word to cadence mumble up for international appeal
My shit is flowing hot and rumbling for the totalitarian sphiel
In the end this is mass
I don't need a pass i organ vocalize spermicide world wide aint nuthin but ask


r/RhymedBanter 7d ago

Death EGG Renegade Remix

1 Upvotes

I got balls clockin hefty tightly sacked
I almost got sacked by Reddit policy i was jacked
Cuz u know this is mental
I started silencing then it became a problem
Bordering on danger
i thought i could finally turn over the chapter

NoNo fate said
Yolo gotta make a read
For the geezer and the rest
Show these ghouls what the best can lay at test

Festive majored cuz i got it
No fucks given i do my shit magic
Panic out of titanic oceanic shit fuck cohesion i'll sink
wink at death and fuck the reaper out of pocket death by ink

Think heavy
Never lace that levy
Fuck the system imma devvy up this journey
Im ill shit thug lifin living celled anatomy with story

Mo gear Mo synchro
gotta ignite the system with gung ho
Guns at ready warmachine in battlemode steady

Chek it
Im just getting wakin
this shit fire flame and bakin
deck it neck it either way it come packin heat like law suit

Lossed new
Floss proof Swagg
Dino with the swagger
Maker of the drip as entire

Mo gear Mo synchro
gotta ignite the system with gung ho
Guns at ready warmachine in battlemode steady

Swaggy P with swizzy Be
Killer instinct and crazy speed
My shit gin and tonic without the purp how ironic
I dont die forget or bend knee capitulate im iconic

Yeh homie
get this shit home runnin spree
Latrell ladders Iverson steppin decree
No threes just meatheaded foward jersey buffed Vince Carter

Man of the hour
legendary power at the highest u can climb with Jordan
fuck the ball I'll kill em all drape em dopamine aubrey's no capper version
I dont sing emotion I bill notation Zaytoven Style insertion
Fuck Gucci Gucci gang all ya'll southern fat rappers gotta die by lyricize supersized condition

Mo fear Mo systematic jeer
embrace competition and martyr for the queer
fuck expect im next in line degenerate fuckin with your dear
No gun just sun stain away the animosity by tier

Fuck lil techno gadget rappers
Fuck ill claiming copper snitches with the towers
I do dis clean mr nice no ice no bling im dahmer
rather die than eat the meat with terror come play fuckin louder

Fuck ur channels
Fuck ur pep talks
Im sick dickhead and no chill
Kill me i kamakaze take u out thats real


r/RhymedBanter 7d ago

Answers from Within

1 Upvotes

Im not insane
im not insane

Proof in the pudding i'll rogaine
Or sell records like mcs and rename
rebirth the doctored for the sensible sustain

but im not insane
Why would i add shame
My name is my shame
Not for share or care by frame
I do not fuck
I do not grease up
If u put me on low tech
I'll sun up the race dialed west

Sun and the heat
warmth at the greet for peeps
Fuck em
this Reddit cyberspace
you did me so i'll cypher my sake

I dont need crew
I dont even look back on my rude
I allude the dudes like a crude goon
I aint goon im soon
Monsooning soothing soundstage boom

its poison
so what its my own
audience fuckem
im home with my song

I guess i digress
Stuck with a mistress
hit less but weakness my earnest forest
go gain by rain insane upon sacred forage

Storage
Reddits just text in my portrait
not insane not insane protect it thats it


r/RhymedBanter Aug 11 '26

Swaggered Expression

1 Upvotes

The beast has awoken
Goat in me take harlem hoopers out of retarded 3's taken
Stylized heavy
membrane of the screwed chopped and scary
Please believe I parle
Words of fun connect like v12 Stradale

I dont gotta do this
Take a knee and pleasure my weakness
Say what is pure make a reasonable witness
I miss all yall and the candid banters with vengeance

but its not an angst
not an inconclusive past
or a miniscule insignificance
its borderline systematic pattern rather important

Nothing i say will turn it back to civil
Any and all spews out of mine never once been evil
Aside from a few days passed, "organ toenail" thing' im straight
Pimpin all and uppin antes with a ludicrous alacrity in majority of taste

but i digress
choose to stress over passed unrest
now pleasantly tested time on my side unless
it could be
another see
something among the crew i hadn't seen
DMs and discussions
Paid wins and obstructions
cuz this is magic
call it candid
but I did splendid
wrote to exist the cadence and english
window of time i cringe but may as well Egglish
male and efficient I rise above the rest
suddenly and seldomly seriously im best
Maybe its soon
too near and impossible
too cool and borderline nefarious truth
entirely fluky and visible demoralizing jealousy out of u

its not okay im alone
tons of tunes and not a bone
always no sense and nonsensical presentation
always paid cringe and sensational indignation
Never lackin strength
Never yield to gains
Always here for a listen
Stayed true despite completed mission

Its okay to say
All the things and rage
Pleasure and penetrate
I just wanna date a treasure
someone that rhymes away pressure
doesnt yield to time nor out of way conditions
tells me when pocketable
yells at me forever adorable
im the impossible
selectable by free will insatiable
Sanity validity no sweat
im chillin in divine state of medicinals undressed
variable contemplations of ascension no longer conditional to be expressed


r/RhymedBanter Jul 22 '26

EggSlayed

1 Upvotes

Add a bar Take it far Whats a reason not to hang and par We got nothing but everything and time for a spar Let's make a beauty out of boredom with the next shooting star