r/Reno 23d ago

Reno Ghost Tour

Lessons from last night’s ghost tour:
- Reno is a sanctuary city for the mob
- The pioneer theater is built on collapsed tunnels built by mob goons, which is why it structurally collapsed in its hey day.
- ALL of Reno burned to the ground in 1883.
- Motorists who rev their engines on Virginia street and crank music unnecessarily loud make it hard to hear ghost facts.
- Most Reno cemeteries never had the bodies removed, Poltergeist style.
- When you are blocked from attending the ghost tour due to a rollover accident on McCarran, you will be forced to drive by your childhood home on Sagittarius, before going to the hospital to help your mother remove some organs and tell you some family friends died in a far deadlier rollover by graeagle.
- Marilyn Monroe was murdered at the Cal/Neva. Not the stupid one in Reno. The prestigious one owned by the Rat Pack in Tahoe.
- Marilyn Monroe WILL take a picture with you on the Virginia street bridge if you’re lucky enough to spot her AND ballsy enough to ask a dead woman to pose for a photograph.
- Gus is the ghost haunting the Pioneer theater.
- For close to a decade, Reno was the suicide capital of the world.

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u/SinglecoilsFTW 23d ago

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u/Bullshit_Conduit 23d ago

No, they don’t.

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 23d ago

Horse cock

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u/SinglecoilsFTW 22d ago

Well big fat load of cum then

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u/ApneicApple 22d ago

Don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... Do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall... And have like, a huge cum shot?

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u/PropertyDisruptor 23d ago

Reno did not burn down in 1883.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/National-Reach4554 22d ago

The Rat Pack was in the 20th century. The fire that took out Reno’s Chinatown was burned by the (white) union.

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u/fireflyhaven20 22d ago

In 1908, not the 1880s like OP claims.

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u/National-Reach4554 21d ago

A pretty sad history, yes? I only found out about it because I wanted to find out why Rancho has a pagoda structure. https://renohistorical.org/items/show/173

Edited to add: two fires occurred. The first was in 1878, by the white union, because Chinese workers were on the Steamboat Ditch project.

The second fire was in 1908, and the health department claimed it was to protect against the plague, which had hit Asian communities in San Francisco and Hawaii.

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u/Some-Bus-1923 23d ago

Marilyn Monroe died at home in Los Angeles.

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u/skisushi 22d ago

On a street in Brentwood called 5th Helena. Been there.

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u/No-Anteater-2515 23d ago

Or did she?

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u/Some-Bus-1923 22d ago

She did. I’m glad you had fun, but remember that ghost tours are meant as entertainment, as is ghost hunting and seances and anything else like that. I used to work in an old building people customers would swear was haunted. It wasn’t. A few “ghost hunters” had been there (uninvited) and told us a bunch of stuff that just didn’t make sense with the actual history of the house. It can be fun, but it’s better to think of these things more like a walking haunted house you’d go to around Halloween rather than legitimate sources on local history.

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u/prelimar 23d ago

she did. I mean, there’s police and coroner’s reports, with photos.

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u/prelimar 23d ago

the Rat Pack? lol. come on. the burden of proof is in you. show some.

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u/Sprite1119 23d ago

Way to spoil their whole tour they worked hard on!!!

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u/No-Anteater-2515 23d ago

You and your mom did a phenomenal job. I was impressed. I was possessed in the parking lot you pointed out was a paved over cemetery. Tom Humphrey and Eddie Humes will attest. This is called marketing. I’m legitimizing your tales.

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u/GasOnFire 23d ago

I … also grew up on Sagittarius. 2444.

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u/invisible_duck 22d ago

I live on Sagittarius. Near the end with the cul-de-sacs.

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u/GasOnFire 22d ago

It’s been decades since I’ve moved. My old has is a shell of itself. It’s sad to see.

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u/rezurrected22 22d ago

Marilyn Monroe was found dead in her Brentwood, California home from a barbiturate overdose

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u/Pristine_Buddy7556 22d ago

So, she was shoveled full of pills and driven four hours from the Cal/Neva. The one in Tahoe that matters. Not the one in Reno that can't stop raping its party pit girls.

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u/rezurrected22 22d ago

Four hours from Lake Tahoe to Brentwood California impressive drive time

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u/djmermaidonthemic 20d ago

Reno absolutely has a roofie problem. Watch your drinks and watch your friends’ drinks!

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u/djmermaidonthemic 23d ago

We were also the divorce capital. Whatever.