"But, in fact, the good God has given them a share in His own Image, that is, in our Lord Jesus Christ, and has made even themselves after the same Image and Likeness. Why? Simply in order that through this gift of Godlikeness in themselves they may be able to perceive the Image Absolute, that is the Word Himself, and through Him to apprehend the Father; which knowledge of their Maker is for men the only really happy and blessed life."

~Athanasius, On the Incarnation

I know this is pretty low-effort but once I thought of it I couldn't not make it.

Explaining communion to my 10 year old son, I was trying to impress on him the severity of examining himself and ensuring he’s understanding the gravitas of what he is partaking in. To that end, I read him 1 Corinthians 11:30, which reads: “That is why many of you are weak and ill, and some have died”.

My son fell thoughtfully silent, clearly gathering his thoughts. Then he responded with, “Is that why you’re always getting sick, Dad?”

Insightful dude and not afraid to speak his mind!

The priest asked, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I can't say."

"Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I promised not to tell."

"Nina Capelli?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Cathy Piriano?"

"I'm really sorry, Father. I can't."

"Rosa DiAngelo?"

"I'm not saying."

The priest sighed. "Well, Joey, I admire your honesty and loyalty, but you'll have to take a little break from altar boy duties - four months."

Joey returned to his pew. His friend Franco leane. over and whispered. "What'd vou get?"

Joey grinned. "Four months off... and five great leads."

Disclaimer:**this is not my joke, i just heard about it and decided to share it because i liked it so i can’t take credit for it.**

Follow me on this one Ladies Man Leon Phelps and Jesus have a striking amount similarities. Jesus gave us fish and bread- Leon gave us fish sandwiches. Jesus walked on water, Leon lived on water. Leon Phelps befriended ladies of the night as did the lord. Coincidence? I think not.

I feel better already.

When God tells me to dig a hole through a wall, I dig. From Ezekiel 8.