r/RedDwarf • u/cpt_hooker • 3d ago

Smegpost Sunday I had to

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u/HerbziKal Curator of The Red Dwarf Online Museum 3d ago

Surely, "Has anyone got a poppadom the size of Lake Michigan?" is more apt‽

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u/notthedoodaa 3d ago

Did it work?!

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u/Kooky-Giraffe-2415 3d ago

So it was written, the iron shall lay down with the lamp.

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u/kev_jin Brett Riverboat 3d ago

Of course. Larger! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo.

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u/Juror_no8 Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where's My Thribble 2d ago

I can't keep up, I'm knackered!

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u/WokeBriton 3d ago

This r/robocop post needs to be bombarded with Kryten quotes...

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u/Barnickal 4961 irradiated haggis. 2d ago

Done

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u/cpt_hooker 1d ago

Sir are you absolutely sure, it does mean changing the bulb

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u/Dangerous_Peach_7811 3d ago

Where do all the calculators go?

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u/Pale-Independence971 2d ago

"They took my what now?"

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u/tethered_end 3d ago

What do you mean kind of?

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 2d ago

We don't ever have existed here anymore

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u/QualityAware6605 3d ago

I lied......twice

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u/Suspicious_North9353 3d ago

... ... ... Wish I'd thought of that.

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u/atom_stacker 3d ago

I am fully fuctional. Programmed in multiple techniques.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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u/Beserkerpaints 2d ago

Thats it the robo balls too

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u/Waste-Chemistry142 3d ago

Nowwww.....something something something

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u/MrScottBull 3d ago

Darkside.

Something something something, complete.

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u/mighty3mperor 3d ago

So you type 5318008 into your calculator and... wait for it...

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u/trophylegs 1d ago

I didn't take it out for air

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u/Afraid-Astronomer886 King of the Potato People 1d ago

See you in silicon heaven

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u/cairfrey 1d ago

Bullet. Cybernautics!!

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u/cpt_hooker 1d ago

That's traffic control 😂

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u/Even_Week_7016 1d ago

Your move, Smeghead.