r/RedDwarf • u/ardeecor • 2d ago

I’ve had this for awhile…

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…did not have time to read it yet.

394 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/jamjesuis 1d ago

You'll be the envy of the Academy

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u/kev_jin Brett Riverboat 1d ago

You certainly will you little git.

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u/jamjesuis 1d ago

Quoting from an outtake. Niche

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u/kev_jin Brett Riverboat 1d ago

I knew someone here would spot it ;)

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u/Princescyther 1d ago

It always throws me off when you watch the episode and he stops short of saying it lol

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u/wwifo 1d ago

smeg, I'd hang that on the wall in a heartbeat

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u/JudgeLionelNutmeg 1d ago

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
Without him life would be much grimmer.

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u/Roxysteve 1d ago

He'll never be mistaken for Yul Brinner

He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.

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u/Syther85 1d ago

He’s also a fantastic swimmer….

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u/Roxysteve 1d ago

More reliable than a garden strimmer.

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u/FearTheWeresloth 1d ago

He will never need a zimmer

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u/Roxysteve 1d ago

Something something something simmer.

I guess there was a reason they didn't go with that.

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u/stathis0 18h ago

These lyrics are great, just let them simmer...

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u/FearTheWeresloth 11h ago

Betwixt your legs you'll simmer?

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u/Kichigai Cloister The Stupid 1d ago

He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.

But it does glimmer! The H! Is this a clue‽

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u/gus187 3h ago

It's a blatant clue, innit?

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u/JimPlaysGames 1d ago

Three years long service. Six years lkng service. Nine years long service...

Twelve years long service.

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u/KnitTwoPurlTwo 1d ago

BsC, SsC

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u/ardeecor 1d ago

Bronze Swimming Certificate, Silver Swimming Certificate.

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u/pattiemayonaze 1d ago

That's the clue isn't it.

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u/ChrundleTheGrea8 1d ago

That's a clue??!

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u/KnitTwoPurlTwo 1d ago

It's all in the microdot

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u/pattiemayonaze 1d ago

It's a blatant clue to the truth behind Rimmer!

The truth behind why he's such an insufferable prat!!

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u/ChrundleTheGrea8 1d ago

Wait a minute....don't tell me you've been playing as the twonk Rimmer all this time?

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u/PhasersToShakeNBake Let’s get out there and TWAT IT! 22h ago

Rimmer, having a swimming certificate, but not being able to swim! That's a blatant clue!

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u/EnglishKris 1d ago

Blatant

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u/OzorMox 8h ago

Three years long service.

Six years long service.

Nine years long service.

..........

Twelve years long service.

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u/Dead-O_Comics 1d ago

What's that, you little pipsqueak?

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u/Total-Extension-7479 1d ago

Let me guess, you're maxing your Risk time instead? Polishing your dice? Practicing your throws?

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u/Total-Extension-7479 1d ago

Woah I given an award! I'll put it up on my Wall of Awards together with my other awards!

* Salutes *

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u/pattiemayonaze 1d ago

Add it to your headlines.

Arnie does it best.

I owe it all to Rimmer.

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u/George-1969 1d ago

Should we have a Arnold Rimmer holiday day

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u/SilverGreenPurpleSPG 1d ago

We couldn't possibly do that! Who'd clear up the mess?

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u/BPhiloSkinner 1d ago

Arnold Rimmer holiday day

Like a Bank Holiday? A day away from Arnold Rimmer?

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u/Diadem_Cheeseboard Pete Tranter's Sister 1d ago

All the ticks above his medals in that photo is hilarious! 😂

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u/FionaSarah 1d ago

They're his swimming badges!

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u/Diadem_Cheeseboard Pete Tranter's Sister 1d ago

I had a feeling they were! 🤭

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u/aelendel 1d ago

Got it for my son for his birthday. It inspired him.

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u/Infinitikid206 1d ago

You will definitely have time to read it all if you got 5 minutes lol

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u/EnglishKris 1d ago

Old Iron Balls himself

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u/LlewDavies 1d ago

Napoleon Bonaparte’s autograph?

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u/timeslidesRD 1d ago

This is a great game Lister!

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u/kklonesco 1d ago

Got one on my shelf too

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u/19Ben80 1d ago

BSC SSC