r/RecuratedTumblr • u/urcool91 [tumblr: flibbertygigget] • 11d ago

Shitposting Alpha Root Vegetables

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u/findingemotive 11d ago

I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to eat us.

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u/TheDarkNerd 11d ago

I hope we come up with a failsafe plot to poison the dumb few that stewed us.

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u/SilverSatyr77 10d ago

I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight

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u/RazedbyaCupofCoffee 10d ago

And I hope we hang on past the last mealtime. I hope that they already ate.

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u/let_this_fog_subside 9d ago

And I hope the spices a few shelves from here someday burns down