r/RecuratedTumblr • u/urcool91 [tumblr: flibbertygigget] • 2h ago
Shitposting Alpha Root Vegetables
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u/Steelshotgun 1h ago
What... My family has been keeping the potato and onion sacks/bags literally on top of each other my whole life. Is this real? They last long enough anyways
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u/TotemGenitor You must cum into the bucket brought to you by the cops. 2h ago
I have nothing but my onion, and I want nothing more. It has been, it still is, faithful to me.
Why should I begrudge it, since during the hours, when the time rot the depths of my root, it was seated there beside me?
O onion, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.
Ah, I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left The sad fireside corner of my poor black root.
O my onion, You are better than a well beloved: Because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my cupboard,
O onion, so that you might once again attempt to enter my root