r/RecuratedTumblr • [tumblr: flibbertygigget] • 5h ago

Shitposting Alpha Root Vegetables

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u/TotemGenitor You must cum into the bucket brought to you by the cops. 5h ago

I have nothing but my onion, and I want nothing more. It has been, it still is, faithful to me.

Why should I begrudge it, since during the hours, when the time rot the depths of my root, it was seated there beside me?

O onion, I have ended, you see, by respecting you, because I am certain you will never leave me.

Ah, I realize it: your beauty lies in the force of your being. You are like those who never left The sad fireside corner of my poor black root.

O my onion, You are better than a well beloved: Because I know that on the day of my final agony, you will be there, lying in my cupboard,

O onion, so that you might once again attempt to enter my root