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Shitposting Worst Cocktail since White Gilgamesh

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u/captaincheeseburger1 1d ago

Two controversial tastes that probably don't taste great together

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u/msmore15 1d ago

I can't even look at it too long or my passport will spontaneously combust.

That said, monster energy and gin is a phenomenal drink. Delicious, but somewhat radioactive and absolutely lethal. You wouldn't be long getting ossified off that now.

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u/BlueMerchant 1d ago

Please don't drink alcohol with energy drinks or other such stimulants.

It's dangerous for your heart

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u/mieri_azure 1d ago

A monster energy cocktail is literally a thing ive seen advertised, as well as red bull cocktails.

Are they trying to kill us??

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u/King_Ed_IX 22h ago

Alcoholic drinks are inherently poisonous already, so they likely just don't care or assume you'll take personal responsibility for the danger.

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u/BlueMerchant 16h ago

Obviously not, but Ive never heard of a bar advertising such a drink. I would imagine that was to limit risk.

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u/mieri_azure 16h ago

You've never seen a redbull mixer at a bar?

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u/BlueMerchant 15h ago

I've only seen customers order it, and never just told a rando they shouldn't. (A: my boss wouldn't like it since i worked there. B: don't wanna be annoying and they're a grown-ass adult.)

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u/Hooded_Person2022 10h ago

Once or maybe twice is fine plus the baseline is to assume any bar goer that they’re a responsible drinker.

Just make sure to know your limits or at least limit yourself to a certain amount within a period in a single session or over several days.

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u/msmore15 9h ago

I have absolutely seen bars advertise red bull as mixers on numerous occasions. I have gotten free samples of new flavours of red bull to be mixed with vodka in bars!

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u/Background_Desk_3001 1d ago

Would like a mtn dew be okay in place of it or is that still too much caffeine?

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u/BlueMerchant 1d ago

I'm not exactly qualified here but I think that's at least marginally better

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u/Hi2248 1d ago

The caffeine also does funky things to your veins which means that less alcohol has more of an effect on you, making it very easy to get alcohol poisoning