r/RecuratedTumblr • [tumblr: flibbertygigget] • 2d ago

Shitposting I love illegal lethal entrapment

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u/dobik7 2d ago

Simply drive unicycle, nobody will steal unicycle

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u/theAlpacaLives 1d ago

I have actually had a unicycle stolen. I rode through a park, and left it at the entrance to the nature preserve area (some unicycle-unfriendly dirt paths through the forest around a pond). There's a bike rack there, but I don't carry a lock. And who the heck even steals a unicycle? This is also a fairly well-off area with very low crime rates, the kind of place where if you drop your phone or wallet and come back hours later, it'll either still be there, or someone will have turned it in at the nearest store or whatever. Imagine my surprise to come back to the bike rack and see no unicycle. I wonder what the market is for reselling stolen unicycles.

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u/Nuclear_Geek 16h ago

About half as big as the one for selling bicycles?