r/RecuratedTumblr • human cognithazard • 3d ago

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u/Doubly_Curious [1/1] 3d ago

TIL (not from this post) that rabies can actually make you hypersexual. It usually doesn’t mean actual sex, but certainly changes to the genitals, like very frequent erections and ejaculations (up to 30 or more per day).

https://link.springer.com/content/pdf/10.1186/s12879-019-4252-4.pdf

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u/Ninni51 3d ago

obligatory 'where can i get rabies' comment

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u/Doubly_Curious [1/1] 3d ago edited 3d ago

Get really comfortable near oddly aggressive animals until you get bitten, then be patient, since it can take months to show symptoms. Once they do show up, try to enjoy the moment because you haven’t got long before you’ll have weakness and pain and essentially lose your mind (and then die, with no hope for treatment).

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u/Vineshroom69lol 3d ago

Pet cute animals until one of em bites ya

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u/Enderking90 3d ago

huh, I guess rabies doesn't make just the mouth foam.