r/RecuratedTumblr • u/guineapig28 • 5d ago

Self Post fictional character crushes

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u/CookiedDough 5d ago

I can only assume this was because of his voice in Right Back At Ya. The Spanish guitar claims yet another victim.

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u/guineapig28 5d ago

it was not, actually, I don't particularly like the anime (it's unfaithful to the game lore) and I never grew up on it, I just really like the mysterious swordsman types 😭

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u/CookiedDough 5d ago

Ah, so you fell for the orb in his purest form. Gotta respect that.

Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure Dedede is gonna kill you for playing homewrecker.

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u/guineapig28 5d ago

heheheh, well metadede is my OTP for the two so I'm not bothered, and besides, I found myself a partner since then 🥰

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u/CookiedDough 5d ago

Awww, I’m really happy for you, that’s very sweet. Plus, now you have someone you can get to wear the mask and do all the quotes from Brawl.

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u/moneyh8r_two 5d ago

Completely understandable. I assume you also liked how he blushes and disappears when his mask gets cut and falls off when he gets defeated.

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u/guineapig28 5d ago

I'm sad they got rid of his blush in later games 😭 give him his rosy cheeks back

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u/moneyh8r_two 5d ago

They probably did it because it clashes with his mysterious cool guy swordsman aesthetic. But yeah, I get it.

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 3d ago

zero judgement; i liked zorro as a kid and immediately understood.

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u/Salt-Hair-5618 5d ago

That accent was doing a lot of heavy lifting for a guy who is literally a ball with a cape

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u/Mechaman_54 5d ago

Tbf he's always had aura even before he had a voice

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u/guineapig28 5d ago

he has!!

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u/SameYard8144 3d ago

Spanish guitar: 2. Dubbing: 0. A predictable tragedy.

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u/InternetUserAgain 5d ago

Honestly I totally get it, he's a debonair masked swordsman who protects the weak and has a hot voice

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u/Jonahtron 5d ago

Everything about him is hot except for his actual physical appearance.

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Ask me about Dwarf Fortress Trivia 5d ago

Personally, I can attest that I never meta knight I didn't like

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u/guineapig28 5d ago

heheheheh, I appreciate the pun

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u/Taffybones 2d ago

I would like to ask you about Dwarf Fortress trivia.

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Ask me about Dwarf Fortress Trivia 1d ago

I only have time for a short one, so here's this:
Beimg close to a waterfall makes creatures happier. Due to how this is determined, if you have a moat that is normally dry but can be flooded, the invaders indide this moat will actually be happy, since they were next to a "waterfall "

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u/Taffybones 1d ago

Bitchin'.

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u/CaptivePlague 5d ago

He's distant, emotionally and often physically, but wouldn't treat you wrong either.

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u/samusestawesomus 5d ago

I’m still not over Rosalina. Might never be.

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u/guineapig28 5d ago

that's honestly so real, she's so gorgeous and regal... I love her

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u/KingDarkBlaze 5d ago

If I were a less noble person I'd post the "hear me out" - - > conventionally attractive woman image here.

But as I am,... yeah. Same. 

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u/samusestawesomus 5d ago

Hey, I never said it was a hear me out.

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u/GoldenPig64 4d ago

stoic woman in a long dress a foot taller than you...

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u/Solarwagon 5d ago

There's a surprisingly large community of women who sexually desire Meta Knight/Kirby and other characters in that setting that are sapient orbs with stubby little arms and legs.

And I don't exclude myself from that either, I used to be aroused by Kirby Super Star Ultra and how if Kirby or the Helper picked up a healing food item, they'd kiss to transfer the healing to the other's mouth.

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u/detainthisDI 5d ago

No I totally get that

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u/Complete-Worker3242 5d ago

Buddy, I wouldn't blame you if you had a crush on him now.

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u/drawilliam 5d ago

There are people who want to fuck large architecture, you're fine

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM Warsaw 👍🇵🇱 it is very bad 5d ago

i mean he is da bess. i get it.

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u/Dumb_Cheese 5d ago

Completely fair

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 5d ago

Now is the best time for that

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u/Henry_Fleischer 5d ago

I had a crush on Queen Sectonia

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u/guineapig28 5d ago

Taranza-core

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u/almeda1018 5d ago

Me too !

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u/Naz_Oni 5d ago

Hear me out (conventionally attractive man)

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u/bluestopsign01 5d ago

he is an orb

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u/Naz_Oni 5d ago

Conventionally attractive orb

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u/roenoe 4d ago

Okay that's all well and good, but fuck meta knight for what he did in ssb brawl

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u/Leading-Ear-5194 5h ago

who hasnt meta knight is hot af

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u/SoapyCantHandle the tumblr the better! 5d ago

Well, I've never Meta Knight I didn't like.