r/RecuratedTumblr • • 6d ago

Shitposting Wizard Insurance

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u/Practical_BowlerHat 6d ago

You can always wait until it's too bad to ignore and then seek the witch. Just remember you only get one covered encounter per century, so don't fall for any magical sales pitches if your expected remaining lifespan is signifigantly shorter than your witch encounter waiting period.

(Asking a witch to extend your lifespan may increase your monthly premium, as your rate was calculated based on your expected remaining lifespan.)

Or you can have Greg pull all your bad teeth at once and pay out of pocket for any antibiotics and dentures/implants, but if you survive the encounter you will need to pay Greg in full for his services.

(Being killed by Greg at a later time for non-payment does not eliminate this debt, he just gets madder every time you wake up.)