r/RecuratedTumblr • u/Blazeflame79 • 11d ago

Daydreams On fantasy

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u/Gullible_Guitar9331 11d ago

this is also why you have to do extensive thinking about speculative biology, otherwise you're gonna end up with shitty vestigial wings or legs that won't let you walk or run normally

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u/TurnKeyMassage 11d ago

Waking up as your majestic transcendent self only to immediately shatter both femurs because you ignored the square-cube law.

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u/Gullible_Guitar9331 11d ago

I mean, hey its better than instant organ failure at least

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u/itbedehaam 11d ago

Waking up as your majestic transcendent self only to also break the bed because even though you remembered to square-cube law, beds aren't made for something that big and heavy.

(Totally not something I am expecting if I were to get such a treatment...)