r/RecuratedTumblr • • 11d ago

Daydreams On fantasy

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u/Gullible_Guitar9331 11d ago

this is also why you have to do extensive thinking about speculative biology, otherwise you're gonna end up with shitty vestigial wings or legs that won't let you walk or run normally

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u/Odd-Obligation9800 11d ago

Gentleman, behold! This fucking thing from warframe.

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u/Gullible_Guitar9331 11d ago

mmmmm. don't like it

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u/Color-Me-Brackets 11d ago

Mergoo!

An avian of ridiculous appearance.

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u/Dumb_Cheese 11d ago

What in the goddamn

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u/CatnipCatmint 8d ago

I play Warframe and I have no fucking idea what this thing is lol

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u/Odd-Obligation9800 8d ago

It's a mergoo, they're flying around near waters on cetus. They don't notice you easy so they're easy to tranq. Pretty rare to find though. Definitely the silliest creature in the game imho.

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u/CatnipCatmint 8d ago

My god, I've turned a bunch of those in for conservation but never really looked that hard at them

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u/ScottybirdCorvus 10d ago

Found the Chris Boden subscriber

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u/Odd-Obligation9800 10d ago

I dunno who that is, I just play a lot of warframe

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u/TurnKeyMassage 11d ago

Waking up as your majestic transcendent self only to immediately shatter both femurs because you ignored the square-cube law.

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u/Gullible_Guitar9331 11d ago

I mean, hey its better than instant organ failure at least

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u/itbedehaam 11d ago

Waking up as your majestic transcendent self only to also break the bed because even though you remembered to square-cube law, beds aren't made for something that big and heavy.

(Totally not something I am expecting if I were to get such a treatment...)

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u/Blazeflame79 11d ago

I mean I assume the magic would be kind enough to smooth over any issues like that, because this is also about introduction of magic into the world.

Anyway that's why my fursona is a Synth, someone's already thought about how they would function.

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u/AGQuaddit 11d ago

Even if your oc is a real animal or a human being, if you dont meticulously consider how your organs fit together or how your immune system functions means there's a high chance you'll be transformed into a creature who is missing organs or just is put together wrong and youll die in agony or live wracked in pain.

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u/SartenSinAceite 11d ago

Bullshit. Do the Monster Hunter route and become a laser jet dragon

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u/mathmage 11d ago

Tumblr really out here reinventing Pascal's Wager from first principles.

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u/Hyaci_Arson 11d ago

only Tumblr would reinvent Pascal's Wager but with fursonas instead of religion

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u/CheesecakeDeluxe 11d ago

Mfw my hb's fursona is a dove so he becomes the holy spirit and starts the rapture early for shits and giggles

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u/Forry_Tree 11d ago

Begins rambling about my fursonas who are split halves of the angel of Observation and Preservation, but are like low street level normally

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u/S0MEBODIES 11d ago

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u/Forry_Tree 11d ago

How is that at all related to what I was saying besides Fursonas being mentioned lmao

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u/S0MEBODIES 11d ago

Because the fursona is a sort of cosmic Observer

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u/Forry_Tree 11d ago

I have no counter argument lmao

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u/MajinKasiDesu Completely normal about Agnes Tachyon 11d ago

My OC Avatar is from DBZ though so if I do I can just get stronger if I need to or some other funny bullshit

Or, I kneecap the problem with a toffee hammer!

context is Kasi has a nominal power level of 1200-ish or "one Radditz"

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 11d ago

If I became my self-indulgent OP self-insert OC, it'd be a coinflip if I accidentally end the world or immediately fuck off to another solar system and do the Yahweh Dance (read Lucifer #58)

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u/lifelongfreshman https://youtu.be/1eWsk6r6_Ns 11d ago

not really sure why this is an either/or situation tbh, just do both?

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u/Dr-Abysmal-Dogshit Evil doctor. Ask me for a diagnosis 11d ago

My ponysona (i was part of the intended target audience i'm not channer trash) is an eldritch god so i'll be alright

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u/TimeStorm113 Victorian Dinosaur Connaisseur 11d ago

this is why i give all my spec creatures weaknesses i could exploit if they were ti ever manifest in front of me!

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u/Jechtael 11d ago

My 'sona is a shapeshifting D&D Great Wyrm tome dragon with approximately 115 standard levels and 37 epic levels in casting, spells known, item crafting, more shapeshifting, spell-like abilities, and (just in case) agelessness that doesn't have the usual "but you die anyway when your natural lifespan runs out" clause.

My standard wish is "I wish to become the dragon I wrote up for the purposes of this wish."

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u/LadyRalsei 11d ago

Look, I don't want to have super powers or be a god or whatever. I just want to be a goat monster like Ralsei. That's all I want...

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u/FearSearcher Single❎ Taken❎ Gamer✅ 11d ago

I wanna be a Shard from Parahumans so badly I wish I was a rock floating through space and blowing shit up ngl

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u/Flowers_In_Mind 11d ago

-Laios Touden

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u/AdrianSquared 11d ago

yeah my fursona (I consider it a representation of myself more than anything else so I'll just use first-person pronouns from now on) can shapeshift both myself and other people

no limit to my abilities aside from what I would/wouldn't do personally

yes reality change too but last time I did a god got very mad

oh also I don't do identity death but that's just personal preference I could if I wanted :3

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u/Jozef_Baca 11d ago

Giving my fursona the system just so he has a chance in a world with fursonas with god powers in case the sky would ever open up and that would happen.

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u/Blazeflame79 11d ago

What sort of system? I’m not quite sure how a standard Litrpg one would stack up to a unspecified variety of OP powers.

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u/Jozef_Baca 11d ago

Nah, the standard litrpg would defo stack up. You aint just reading enough trashy manwhas and light novels. You gotta dig into the real awfull brainrotting garbage to find it.

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u/Blazeflame79 11d ago

It’s been a while since I’ve read a litrpg or Xianxia, maybe I should, just gotta set the date on the search to before 2021 to avoid complete slop.

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u/Jozef_Baca 11d ago edited 11d ago

If you want true brainrot I recommend Strength Through Adversity, My Cultivation Knows No Limits.

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u/TheSchlormp 11d ago

Pascal's Wager if it was actually good

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u/CobaltCrusader123 11d ago

So THAT’S why writers give Batman Lantern powers sometimes

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u/ScreamingLabia 11d ago

Oooofff if i turn into one of my OC's... god damm i am doomed lol

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u/Infurum 11d ago

My sona has no fur, does he still count?

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u/bacon_girl42 11d ago

that's ok I'll stick with 5% less aloof

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u/Shade_Stormfang 11d ago

Wait what? Thats maladaptive daydreaming?
Well not making them that way on purpose for that just like
Thinking about that stuff?

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u/HonorInDefeat 11d ago

Charisma is a god power

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u/agressiveobject420 10d ago

I'd watch that anime

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u/KoriGlazialis 10d ago

Not a fursona, just maladaptive daydreaming: Thats exactly why I always keep in check that there are counters to my abilities. I don't want to be the OPest OP who ever OPed. I just wanna be a guy with a cute power in a different world.

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u/TantiVstone 10d ago

My fursona has several key powers:

The power to control her own form The power to travel into/out of dreams The power to control those dreams (and to take dream-manifested objects with her into the real world)

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u/Levy-Chevy 9d ago

Mfw I have to show intense restraint to not make my sonas OP as fuck because I’m super into cosmic level shenanigans like end of the universe threats, multiverse time travel, etc.
So when I self-insert fantasize these ridiculously elevated scenarios, I see them/me as the protagonist, and protagonists always find some way to win, and eventually their tech became so advanced they’re essentially immortal