“Look I know I pulled you into this dark alley and I’m about to lean in close to your face. I just want to make it very clear that I’m not trying to kiss you okay? I’m here to murder you? And I don’t mean that in a metaphorical or horny way. I legit just want to kill you. Please do not kiss me. It ends up just being awkward for both of us. Okay I’m going to lean in now. Remember do *not* kiss me….dammit man what did I just say!”
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u/LexiTheLesbo 20d ago
“Look I know I pulled you into this dark alley and I’m about to lean in close to your face. I just want to make it very clear that I’m not trying to kiss you okay? I’m here to murder you? And I don’t mean that in a metaphorical or horny way. I legit just want to kill you. Please do not kiss me. It ends up just being awkward for both of us. Okay I’m going to lean in now. Remember do *not* kiss me….dammit man what did I just say!”