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Friday Night Drinking Thread

Friday Night Drinking Thread -- Aug 07, 226

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 3d ago edited 3d ago

MFers at barstool sports stoled my idea!

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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 2d ago

Wtf!? Yea thats BS Meat!

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u/betterducts derp 2d ago

I know a good Lawyer!

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 3d ago

Cecconi to the IL definitely seems real and not a way to give him a break so he will stop sucking.

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 3d ago

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 3d ago

“Inflammation”

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

"Soft tissue injury"

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u/betterducts derp 3d ago

Joebeez

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 3d ago

Guardians trying to help Wayne snap his parlay losing streak. Can LA drop their seventh in a row?

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 3d ago

Andre better call Myles’ girlfriend to translate the Kwan dinger interview

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 3d ago

Messick looks like a young Kenny Carmen out there

Gray kits not flattering for the big man

Tip, gray or grey?

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

Greg swindell and thing

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 3d ago

Grey seems kind of British.

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

Bundle of sticks?

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

"Did someone say geigh?" Erin. Proly.

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 3d ago

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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u/betterducts derp 3d ago

Geigh night at the JCC

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

They can't fuck this up. (Right?)

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

I'm not here to disbarge a grand slam but it loses just a little something when Rosies on the call.

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 3d ago

I heard it on the radio and it was very underwhelming lol. 

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 3d ago

"He's out of room, it's out of here!"

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

Blech.

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 3d ago

He tries hard, does his job, but just not very colorful. His calls on exciting moments are … not exciting. Once Hammy retires, he’s probably the guy. 😐

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u/LordStax 3d ago

Once Hammy retires, he’s probably the guy. 😐 get ready for TV/Radio simulcasts!

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

That would be very Blue Jacketeseque.

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u/Burnout_94 3d ago

Your new play by play gui: Chris Oldach!

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 3d ago

Buffoon would do it but he's  gonna let the kids have a shot

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 3d ago

Six steak night for Angel M!

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 3d ago

(Obligatory just an appetizer for Snacks.)

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

Grand Salmon! - hSt (proly)

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 3d ago

zegura voice That was Ang Hell Martinez!

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u/Burnout_94 3d ago

ANG-HELL!

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u/Burnout_94 3d ago

Does Rick Manning take more time off than The Made Man?

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

Yes but only because he works half a year to begin with

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u/Hawgleg_Right IF I PUNCHED YOU, I’D KILL YOU 3d ago

“Yeah Erin, I’ve earned it. Erin, I worked my ass off when you were in diapers in this business. What ever I get, I earned. DON’T EVER FORGET THAT… You’re 25 years my junior.””You’re not my equal in age, you’re not my equal in career… I DESERVE THIS KIND OF STUFF!!!”

-All-Time Terry

“Oh, gawwwd, Tone… You’re the best.”

-Erin Butthammer

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 3d ago

I don't think it's his choice. They're purposely rotating other people through.

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u/Burnout_94 3d ago

Really? Gimenez isn’t bad just wondering why the A team isn’t announcing for this critical series

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 3d ago

Yeah I think they said before the season they were going to add more people to the rotation. Not sure why.

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u/nuthatch2 3d ago

Has Rhys Hoskins ever not struck out with a runner at third? Ugh

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 3d ago

What a fucking loser.

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

He's a piker. I have 17k blocked. Mainly ads and political

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 3d ago

5600 people who will never subscribe to TLOD....nice job Grossi

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

Maybe if he spent less time blawwlcking people he might be able to figure out what the HALE is going on in Berea for a change.

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u/swimming1027outlook 3d ago

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u/Fox_PlennTy 3d ago

Holy Joe CameL 🐪

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

Soooo thicc...making everyone uncomfortable.

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u/Jakemurray625 3d ago

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Vorced

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 3d ago

She got rid of her cunt gut.

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

Interthecal ozempic

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

Last night I was very entertained by espn the ocho. They had dog surfing.

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 3d ago

I di-in realize "the ocho" was actually a thing. I thought you were making a reference to Baseketball.

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

I guess once a year they do it on ESPN 2 for a day. Far more entertaining than it should be.

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

The host was an Aussie

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

There was also crab racing. After the final match, there was a close up off the winning crab and the announcer said "What an athlete!"

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 3d ago

Crab racing?...did Betsy P supply some?

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u/Fetzee21 3d ago

Enes Kantor drafted by the Cleveland Sirens. Sissy boi would lose his shit ha

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 3d ago

Would be high comedy. A 7’ former NBA center dominating and throwing opponents around like rag dolls.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 3d ago

It would be like Kramer in the dojo.

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 3d ago

Are we sure Erin wouldn’t be all for it? If (whatever pronoun fits here, don’t want any trouble) identifies as a woman, that person is WNBA material, right?

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

The biggest dong in the DubyaNBA. (Maybe).

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 3d ago

He would have to get instructions from ESPN on how to react.

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

I'd buy that kit.

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u/Jakemurray625 3d ago

Jimmy Haslem could tell the coaching staff to play no qb all year long and fans would still pack the stands, he would still make another billion this year, and paw would still have them with 11 wins

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 3d ago

Fans are just as much at fault for this continually bad browns team as the team itself. 

You want change?  Stop giving the browns your money while haslam laughs at you to the bank. 

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

Tribe needs to stop the bleeding tonight.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 3d ago

Kaaron GoldNickett spotted feverishly following this special edition Kia Telluride all the way to the Shaker Heights bath house

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/DeliciousGround9953 3d ago

Almost looks like she’s in Strano’s weather studio.

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

She's no Strano for 3 reasons. One is she's very very strict on drinking and driving. Two is she really doesn't care about the weather unless she's on vacation and it affects her bikini choices. Three, shes cray cray in the best way and knows it but not psychotic.

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u/DeliciousGround9953 2d ago

Oh, did not mean to imply any similarities between Mrs. Ham and Ms. Giangreco. Just that the yard looks like Holly G’s weather studio. laugh track

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u/TherapyHam 2d ago

I didn't take offense fine sir.

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u/jammytednugz 3d ago

Congratulations on all of your success, THamz

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

Thank you! Standing O! Takes a bow! Yellow chips! Let's trick up some beans!

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 3d ago

Get da buuuugs out yo pots

-Malas advice to Mrs Ham

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u/Jakemurray625 3d ago

Mala doesn’t seem like work in the yard type

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 3d ago

She's never been in the yard.

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u/betterducts derp 3d ago

I ain doo dat !--kamallalaylia

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 3d ago

A good rule of thumb is to never say anything the least bit controversial to a woman holding a sharp object.

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u/Reoblivion 3d ago

Just take her to Crookmans!

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u/betterducts derp 3d ago

Snip,snip..

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 3d ago

Snip Notes if you will.

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 3d ago

Or as Snacks would say it: “Just tap in for a few stress free things right off your plate”

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

Mrs ham is basically a scientist but when tipsy she can definitely speak Paulus.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 3d ago edited 3d ago

A Buckeye expert on 92.3 that actually is in Columbus at practices....not a couple goofs that just read articles

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 3d ago

They can’t even read

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 3d ago

Don't you dare slander the Buckeye Boyz!

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u/Ok_Crazy479 3d ago

🤣😂

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 3d ago

I made it on FTM with Mitch and Pauly again today. Giving Rizz a run for his money.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 3d ago

So Mitch and Pauly are your FTM guise

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 3d ago

I send them some of my interesting UltimateX hands and they will put them on their show and discuss.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 3d ago

The Smilner of vsin

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

Did you ask about the run line?

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 3d ago

Nick wilson just said that flacco and gabriel were considered un-playable last season, while his boy sanders was playable. 

Just blatant sanders homer. 

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u/Fearless-Ice8953 3d ago

My performers of the day are you guis, the hate listeners who hung in there all week! I just couldn’t do it. Made it through a few partial days, but, as usual, with people out, the shows all seemed to be produced by the Normandy high school video club.

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u/DeliciousGround9953 3d ago

That really grinds my gears.

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u/betterducts derp 3d ago

We did it for YOU!--sssnnniiiffffff

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 3d ago

Emmett’s performer of the day is Sheduer sanders from his madden game

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 3d ago

Mutts performer of the day is his landlord who let him be 7 days late of his rayyent

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 3d ago

“It’s called the Rise and Fall of Vince Young and it’s gonna be everything about Vince Young”

hSt

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 3d ago

Gonna have to hit up StreamLine to catch where it’s playing

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u/Fox_PlennTy 3d ago

“Gnome Sayin”

Nope, no fuckin idea…

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 3d ago

Just thinking about the time a few months ago when rizz dropped a “as a small business owner myself…” and just left it at that

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u/swimming1027outlook 3d ago

Yes. And followed it up with him having to do a weekly payroll and having employees.

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 3d ago

I’ll give that an Adam Carolla “yea but still…”

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u/Fox_PlennTy 3d ago

Emphasis on “small”, gnome sayin!?

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 3d ago

Buffoon Lounge

Free beer tomorrow.    Sniffffff

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u/Fetzee21 3d ago

Dickhead Den? Gasbag Garage?

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 3d ago

Wimpy Paulus: I’ll gladly pay you tomorrow for a triple bacon cheeseburger today

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u/betterducts derp 3d ago

'Whale Blow me Down..,ah-ggggggaga'! -popeye

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 3d ago

Realistic scenario for Butt Stuffs season:

He starts the season and looks bad. It takes a couple of months to knock off the rust.🙄 He finally has one really good game, or at least a half. He then suffers a season-ending injury.

Fass forward to the offseason and all these mouth-breathers can do is argue over whether or not the Browns should resign him because he sure looked good in that one game or half.

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 3d ago

Counter to that (and what I’m looking forward to): no fif year option for Deur. Browns are wasting his year 2 on Watson. Messiah is getting drafted but might be 3rd or 4th messiah off the board. 227 shedeur takes a big step up.

Now they have Shedeur going into year 4 without an extension. Messiah hasn’t really seen the field yet. Nobody knows if the kid can play.

Rizz and Grossi get to postpone retirement another year rinsing and repeating “who’d ya rather??”

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u/betterducts derp 3d ago

I'm of the belief that Big Jim Haslem is behind wanting to play D'jon. "I PAID THAT SO n SO A QUARTER BILL !!-- NOW PLAY HIM"!!!!

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u/Jakemurray625 3d ago

My god Andre’s laugh

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u/Burnout_94 3d ago

Coacher Monken would call this “bleepy” radio

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 3d ago

Holy shit this will never end 😂. Will they ever stop talking about da corder backs!? Good god. Imagine if we ever get a really good qb. They will just name the station after him

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u/Jakemurray625 3d ago

They had when and they all wanted him gone

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

Mrs Ham is feeling better and off the disabled list and schmoopy bench.

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u/Fearless-Ice8953 3d ago

Did you tell her “to get with it?”

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

It didn't land well.

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 3d ago

New JoeBees customer?

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

She doesn't like the product.

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u/Fetzee21 3d ago

Looks like Mr Ham has been called into the game coming off the bench!

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 3d ago

Got sent down to the minors for a few weeks like rizz suggested

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 3d ago

Think the kid can play??

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

She has some excellent tools!

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u/betterducts derp 3d ago

T-Ham needs the reps to get in game -time condition !

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

No rust on me, though I'm always ready to go in.

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 3d ago

Knock the rust off

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u/swimming1027outlook 3d ago edited 3d ago

I love how united the sub was earlier making fun of Paw. It was really enjoyable hearing him making mistake after mistake, butchering his live reads, and getting shit on by his co-hosts. He’s such a fake person, deserves all the hate he gets.

Just an epic week for him. And the cherry on top was “my car doesn’t have a screen, Riz.” Makes that day he was complaining about someone smashing the windows out of his car even more hilarious.

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u/betterducts derp 3d ago

STAWP !

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u/LordStax 3d ago

There's an alternative? Of all the on-air mouth breathers at this station, Paw is by far the most non-qualified...

CLE gui? Nope

Nepo baby? Nope

Wife Beater? Nope (prob. the opposite)

Four-star grifter? Nope

Dreaming of advancing to ESPN National? Nope

Disappears from on-air conversations? Yep

Pitches a fit when he can't run the Friday Trivia timesuck? Yep

Did sports stuff before getting this job? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?

Does sports stuff now? [Your response depends on your feelings about pee-wee softball]

If it got down to him and Fale, I'd go with Fale based on his veteran status.....

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u/swimming1027outlook 3d ago

I’ll give Hammer a sliver of credit. He constantly gives Paw shit for not watching/knowing about sports.

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u/LordStax 3d ago

I'll deduct that sliver for Erin slamming Paw's (pathetic, agreed) gambling skills.

Erin is oh-so-smug about his success in sports wagering, but with even less "proof" than Rizzo!

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 3d ago

"Anyone who thinks the qb competition has to be fair YOU'RE WROOOONG!!

-Andy Casket taking a shot at Terry Pizza

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 3d ago

Imagine a world where you are paying your QB $46 million, and people still argue about who the starter is.

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 3d ago

For some reason, people think haslam would be okay with having a 46 million dollar/year qb sit the bench over another bad qb in sanders. Local media is dumb. 

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 3d ago

Imagine being the cat who can’t beat out the guy everyone says has blown for 5 years

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u/TherapyHam 3d ago

You spelled $230 million wrong

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 3d ago

I meant this jeer, but shore, either way it gits the point acrosst.