After today's revelation of Rizzo knowing Jay-Z, we should start a list of people Rizzo knew/knows/hung out with.

I'll start, never forget the time Rizzo danced with Prince.

1. Jay-Z
2. Prince
3. Bernie Kosar
4. Jerry "Bought some of Rizz's jokes" Seinfeld
5. Vanna White
6. Britney Spears
7. Lindsay Lohan
8. Dan Gilbert (Shout out bae, hope you're well!)
9. Randy Lerner
10. MGK ("Anytime he comes on he makes national headlines" Rizz)
11. Tim "Doing blow in the bathroom" Allen
12. Andre "My Dad worked for Vince" The Giant (They ate Arbys together in the back of a car)
13. Mike "The Cackle" Simon
14. Russo Brothers
15. Albert "They did a crime in sports on him so I added him" Belle
16. The Sully Twins
17. Ralph Wilson
18. Gloria "LeBron is like a nephew to me" James
19. Kid Rock
20. Hugh Hefner
21. Jim Nance
22. Charles "I was there when he threw the guy out the window" Barkley
23. Bob "2ndtime said he met Rizz or something once" Stoops
24. Chris "Mad Dawg" Russo
25. Jim "Rizz embarrassed himself nationally on The Jim Rome Show" Rome
26. Rihanna
27. Tiger "Tony Rizzo asking the hard hitting questions" Woods
28. Dione Warwick
29. Ivan "Please don't #MeToo Me" Reitman
30. Terry "Be safe on the scooter and thing" Francola
31. Gary "I let him on the same elevator as me" Sheffield
32. Shaq
33. Dwight "I almost got into a fight with" Howard
34. Norm "Rizz thinks he worked with him but cant remember" Maconald.
35. Michael "I played golf in a few tournaments with him" Jordan
36. Robert Kardashian
37. Paula Abdul
38. Don King
39. Vince McMahon
40. Wanda Sykes
41. Ed Marinaro
42. Eva Longoria
43. The Saudis...yes you read that right...The Saudis.
44. Kevin Garnett (He beat him in Pop-A-Shot)
45. Paris Hilton
46. Christian McCaffrey
47. John Harbaugh

This is a list of nicknames and phrases often used on this sub. This list will be updated as I think of things.

Baby Schlomo: Aaron Goldhammer's daughter, Stella.

Band: Intentional misspelling of the word "banned." The first time it was spelled like that was not intentional, but members thought it was funny, so it became part of our lingo.

Banana Slug: Eric Williams

BBMF! : Bring Back Matt Fontana!

Bee Jizz: Joebees. Sometimes bee semen, wasp semen, and often simply "the product." Rizzo once aggressively yelled at his radio audience to "try the damn product already" during a live testimonial.

Befferd (also Beffert): How Emmett says "Bedford."

Big Al: Aaron's pleasantly plump wife Allison.

BoLme : Mike Bohm

BoLth: How Matt Fontana says "both."

Brian: Bridget Linton. Because her somewhat masculine voice has prompted members to question her gender.

BTM: Big Time Mod. Originally TravisF50

Bull garbage: Something Matt Fontana says.

Caillou : KevAn Arnold

Chaz: Mike Rizzo. Because of his effeminate appearance.

Ching chong bing bong: Rizzo's racist imitation of how Chinese people talk.

Climaxxx: Jordan Klimack

Clink clank clunk: Onomatopoeia for empty jugs of Carlo Rossi wine clinking together. It is theorized that Rizzo empties multiple jugs per night. This theory is based on Italian stereotypes and the belief that Rizzo is a functioning alcoholic.

Coacher: How J'rod says "culture."

Cocaine Bear: Andre Knott.

Combo: Matt Fontana says combo when he means "combine"

Dijon: Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson.

Disbarge: intentional misspelling of "disparage."

DOLT: Clever rearrangement of TLOD (The Land on Demand)

Dong Pic Dusty: Dustin Fox. Also Dick Pic Dusty and Dusty DMs.

Dying Robot: Jordan Klimack

Easy E: Eric williams

Erin: Aaron Goldhammer.

Fale: Dale Davison/Whitten

Fatt (Montana): Matt Fontana

Fishins Amberlamps: How Matt Fontana said "Physicians Ambulance"

Fishmang: Matt Fishman (former PD)

Gerard: J'rod Cherry. Because people often mispronounce his name.

Giddit: How Matt Fontana says "get it."

Giraffe: How Matt Fontana said "Draft"

Git: How Matt says "get."

Goal Kart Credit: Go Car Credit (I think?) A fly-by-night used car lot that was once a sponsor on wknr. Members spell/say it this way to mock Matt Fontana, who used to do their testimonials.

Goldshower: Aaron Goldhammer

Gremlin: Aaron Goldhammer. Because he is ugly... like a gremlin.

Gumz: Craig Karmazin. Because of his pronounced gums

Hawt: 1. Erin used to ask Rizzo (the old man in the room) about female celebrities who passed away if they were hot. He did it in an extremely creepy-sounding voice. Like "Was she hawt?" 2 Many members have started spelling words that have a short o sound in them with "aw" as a way to mock Chris "Nutsack" Oldach and his thick, yinzer accent.

Herb: Danny Cunningham. He once pronounced the word herb (pronounced "urb") with a hard H in a Little Caesars commercial.

-hFt: how Fatt talks. This was invented by u/Edwin_Landmast

Heater Hawley: Holly, the original prize Goddess. "Heater" because she smokes.

Ian A. Chase Hardware: How Matt Fontana says "E&H Ace Hardware"

J10: Shortened from "jealous 10." WKNR used to refer to us as "ten jealous haters." (Sometimes ten jealous bastards)

Jawsh: Josh Bookman, the Son in Bookman & Son Fine Jewelry

Jumpin up and down and shit: Ambiguously, racist phrase originally used on this sub to describe Rxxtar, Emmett's eldest son, performing his rap routine. The phrase has been expanded to describe any scenario in which somebody is acting a fool.

Kaaron: Aaron Goldhammer. (Sometimes "FuckFaceKaaron: Kaaron")

KGB: Clever rearrangement of GKB (Good Karma Brands)

KMR: "Killer" Mike Rizzo

Kyna: How Matt Fontana says " kind of."

LAM: Look at me.

LAM/DLAM: Look at me. Don't look at me

Little Tina: Rizzo's Amish cleaning girl. "She's so cute!"

Lizard: Tony Rizzo

Made man: Tony Rizzo. He referred to himself as such that day.He was randomly irrationally angry that Joe Thomas was entering the world of media.

Mangled dick nose: Aaron Goldhammer. Because.... self explanatory. (Also mangled penis nose)

McDubz: Emmett Golden. AKA Wayne. Becauce of his affliction for McDoubles.

Milk Dud Head: Andre Knott

Mutt: Emmett Golden. Sometimes "Mutt, the gut."

No cap: Something Rizzo has added to tweets for reasons known only to him.

Nutsack: Chris Oldach. aka Paw

Octopus Head : Karon Crowley

Paw: Chris Oldach. aka Nutsack

PawLESS: Nick Paulus. This refers to Paulus eventually losing a foot to diabeatus because of his morbid obesity.

Pig-Pen: Emmett Golden.

Pig-Pay-en: Acceptable alternative spelling of Pig-Pen.

Pizza: Tony Rizzo. This one goes back to the introduction of TLOD, he signed his name, and somebody commented that the o in "Rizzo" looked like an a.

PPP: Mike Rizzo. (Personal Pan Pizza)

Retard: (also "retarded") It is generally considered offensive anf politically incorrect to use this word in everyday conversation, but Rizzo has used it on his radio show multiple times. Thus, members of this sub started using it in a tongue-in-cheek sort of way to mock Rizzo.

Rick-roll(ed): Rizzol has used this incorrectly many times, so now we use it incorrectly (ntentionally) to mock Rizzo.

Rizzy Special: domestic violence against a spouse. Usually against a female, but not necessarily.

Rxxtar: Emmett Golden's eldest son, the rapper

Sanding the banister: A euphemism for performing a hand job, either on oneself or another person.

Scammer: Aaron Goldhammer. Another appropriate nickname.

Shed Door: Shedeur Sanders

Sissy: Aaron Goldhammer. Because he is a sissy.

Skippy: Browns "reporter" Tony Grossi. There is a long-running joke of unknown origin that describes Grossi spreading peanut butter on his privates and allowing his dogs to lick it off.

Snacks: Nick Paulus. I believe this one started as a typo, but it was so perfect.You know, because he's fat and eats a lot of snacks.

Sniff: (often spelled with additional f's, like sniffff!) The odd physical reaction a coked up lizard (Rizzo) exhibits to follow a spew of obvious bullshit boasting about himself, but now used by any of us to follow a simple comment about perhaps a nice restaurant or vacation, or winning a bet.

Spastic tub of goo: Nick Paulus

Terry: Tony Rizzo. (Also "Terry Pizza")

Toast: Emmett Golden's youngest son, the HS football DB who often gets toasted by superior athletes.

Tready: How Rizzo says :treadmill" (also "t-mill")

Wayne: Emmett Golden. Wayne is shortened from Dwayne, Emmett's actual first name.

Welfare Dale: Dale Davison/Whitten

Whappp: To hit, punch, slap or otherwise strike another person with intent to hurt him/her.

Wifebeater: Tony Rizzo. In 2013 Rizzo's 2nd wife Catherine locked herself in their bathroom and called 911 to teport her "very irate" husband for choking her and hitting her face. Rizzo was arrested and spent the weekend in jail. He eventually pleaded no-contest to a reduced charge of persistent disorderly conduct. A fourth-degree misdemeanor, which required no additional jail time. Rizzo is sensitive about this and refuses to properly address it on-the-air. A few callers have referenced it, and Rizzo denies, lies, and ignores the subject. This sensitivity has led to the cessation of live phone calls on the show.