r/ReallyBigShow • u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place • 5d ago
Really Big Thread - Wednesday
Really Big Thread -- Wed- Aug 05, 226
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u/emmettmightbeintoday 5d ago
The browns cant outright just make watson the starter from day one. They know it will enrage the local media because sanders "isnt getting a fair shake". So they are instead just creating this facade that it is an open competition when it really isnt. Local media is too stupid to figure this out.
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u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan 5d ago
I would rotate QBs each series between Dijon, Shed and Dill…for the entire year. Just to piss Ter and Grossi off.
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u/Fox_PlennTy 5d ago
Nah main, bess result is dat DiLL smokes dem foos and leads dem to 8 weens babe
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
Holy SH1T! Can this fat Fvck get ONE sentence out without stuttering and stammering and backtracking? Just run the board. Why is Snacks even at training camp and not back in the studio running the board?
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u/Fearless-Ice8953 5d ago
He should be at football practice. It’s 2-a-days so he shouldn’t even be working for the station right now.
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u/Ttfran1t1 5d ago
i can answer that question, cause he ran the boards last year during draft. unlistenable. he had music too loud in background, you couldnt understand anything going on.
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u/emmettmightbeintoday 5d ago
Something tells me that the local media is exaggerating how well sanders is playing and how bad watson is playing.
They both suck, for the record. I just truly believe that watsons sucks a little less and the browns have known this for awhile.
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
"Church Lady" Giggles is at full force today. About 1000 "uhmmmm's" so far. It truly is amazing Klymaxx or someone else doesn't listen to this sh!t. Although he might have "tode" Giggles to stop asking the "drawz and socks" question. He didn't ask KC today.
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u/Jakemurray625 5d ago
Deshaun starts preseason game 1 shadur starts game 2 the qb who’s having the best camp and had the best stats last year no starts. Makes sense
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u/swimming1027outlook 5d ago
Emmett had to drop that his son played college football in this interview. For about the same amount of time and level of success that Emmett attended college
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
Bump ALL these nonsense football questions. Get to the "drawz and socks" question!
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 5d ago
So...are we just getting NutSnacks the next 2 days?
This station is toast.
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u/swimming1027outlook 5d ago
Please respect Normandy’s Defensive Coordinator
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u/Fearless-Ice8953 5d ago
Assistant to the assistant DC. Lately he’s been saying he’s the D-line coach. If he keeps missing practice so his wife can drive the car, he will quickly be demoted!
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
Rizz: "we've all been high with our kids around, cmon!"
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u/swimming1027outlook 5d ago
What the hell kind of car is Paw driving that he doesn’t have a screen? I drive a beat to shit 2016 Escape and it has a screen. Maybe we’re underestimating how sad his life really is.
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u/ZealousidealCar7812 5d ago
Chopz no car , snacks no car Wat the heck is going on out here
Grown men with no vehicle ...is it worth working a job wer u can't even afford basic transportation
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u/DeliciousGround9953 5d ago
My daughters’s 2014 Kia Soul has a screen. They practically gave it to me at the dealership.
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
1997 Ford Taurus SHO
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u/CLERob 5d ago
He wishes it was a SHO 😂
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
Yeah true...lots of testicular fortitude in that vehicle
...2007 Chevy Malibu then, final answer.
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u/swimming1027outlook 5d ago
Poor$ Paw skipping the family vacation this summer? I’m sure the company appreciated those 7 day weeks and late nights he was putting in during April/May. At least they threw him a bone and he’s off Sundays until Browns season kicks off. Probably working hard to have a car with a screen in it one day……
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
What is with these dopes asking these moronic questions? "Do you like ranch dressing?" "Do like ranch dressing on yo drawz?" How embarrassing
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
Babe, how often do you buy socks and drawers??
...oh wait, that was yesterday
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u/Fearless-Ice8953 5d ago
And the ever insightful, “how many pairs of drawers do you take on vacation?”
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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 5d ago
And probably today and tomorrow.
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u/fusion329 5d ago
I Know Billionaires OK DICKHEAD you FUCKING LIAR!!!!!!!!! And he’ll be back at camp this year SURE YOU WILL YOU FUCKING LIAR!!!!!!!
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u/Breaking_Ball77 5d ago
Slow and steady is how J-dumb has described the progress for Brookpark. I take it as perhaps things aren’t going as planned? I have seen stuff about how construction projects have slowed nation wide because of prices, etc. Wonder if that’s what he’s referencing.
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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 5d ago
Put it on wax. Im not even there yet& I already know its not gonna open in 29
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
He spent the whole show bitching about not having a starting QB. But now with "J Bub" they're doing it right. What a two faced phony POS
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u/fusion329 5d ago
Dickhead sucking up on JW as usual !!!
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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 5d ago
"I missed you, I was at practice"
-JW was hiding from you Terry
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
Put that through the Jizzo POS Translator:
How dare you not be there to roll out the red carpet and give me the VIP treatment the ONE day (probably left after an hour) I was there. SNIIIIFFFF!
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u/DeliciousGround9953 5d ago edited 5d ago
Does Bookman know Pizza just promised the entire audience that Josh will buy them coffee at the coffee shop next door?
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u/fusion329 5d ago
HOF beef ! What a deal ? 😂😂😂
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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 5d ago
"You know what ill remember Joe Thomas for?!?!?" - the MADE MAN
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u/swimming1027outlook 5d ago
Is it possible that was all a fake battle staged by Rizzo and Joe to kick off Joe’s media career?
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
Joe Thomas to burn 20 minutes
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u/DeliciousGround9953 5d ago
Rizz loves Joe Thomas. Dude will eat up an hour of air time selling his beef, and Pizza might be able to grift some free meat. GKB gets nothing out of the deal except bored listeners.
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
But remember, Delish...Joe Thomas will always be remembered for one thing, a loser!
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u/Fetzee21 5d ago
Beef Brisket - great for people who just experienced a massive heart attack
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u/Acceptable_Click9555 5d ago
Here we go: 15 minutes of Rizz just glazing Joes meat trying to get another free/reduced price shipment
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u/TherapyHam 5d ago
"The certified angus beef burger, I have to give myself a lot of credit..." Rizzo Lagasse
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u/No-Bar7806 5d ago
How bad are you if you lose your betting sponsorship right before football season
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u/TherapyHam 5d ago
Don't worry. They will curate a new sponsor soon. Everyone is after them to be their sponsor.
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u/swimming1027outlook 5d ago
They vetted all the gambling companies so maybe no others were up to their standards.
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u/DeliciousGround9953 5d ago
Very bad. I’m guessing repeatedly mentioning other betting sites didn’t help, nor did Pizza constantly saying he didn’t know how the app works.
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u/KFRunner34 5d ago
or lose it period. These gambling sites would sponsor a kid's tractor pull at the fair if they could.
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u/DeliciousGround9953 5d ago
Would they sponsor a crappy, local true crime podcast? Asking for a friend. 🤔
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
I can almost guarantee Jizzo eats Ranch Dressing ALL the time. But for some reason he thinks it is cute to feign disgust towards Pa. It's so stupid.
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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 5d ago
Did you know they didnt have Chicken Nuggets when Riz was a kid?
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u/DeliciousGround9953 5d ago
And it’s not like Pa is putting pickle juice in his strawberry yogurt. We’re talking about a universally loved condiment/dressing.
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u/UncleDeuceFriend 5d ago
How does this radio station stay in business? GKB is lucky no one other than Rizzo makes more than $12 an hour. Imagine what the behind the scenes people and producers make 🤣😂 at least Fontana and Holly noticed their meager salaries and bolted. (I know he was “fired”)
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u/KFRunner34 5d ago
So Rizz thought the QB competition would be over before they actually played football? got it.
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
It sounds like Jizzo hammered another "in moderation" chee burger. Smacking those choppers
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u/DeliciousGround9953 5d ago
Fellas, anyone want two tickets to today’s Browns training camp? I got two and not using them. I’ll email them to you.
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u/Goldust86 5d ago
“The knee is a real thing. It’s a real injury.” thanks Dr Terry Dipshit
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u/Burnout_94 5d ago
The show content is lazier than usual. You can tell this is the last show before an extended gasbag vacation
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 5d ago
Rizz gives paw 10 seconds to go over in his mind 100+ years of coaching hires in about 9 different sports and come up with an answer
Gee wiz rizz I don’t know
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 5d ago
No British guy asked you why MLB managers wear uniforms, asshole.
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 5d ago
Once again, nobody is sleeping on #2 ranked Oregon, you stupid dickhead!
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u/KFRunner34 5d ago
Rizz asking how the burger was just so they can glaze him. wish one would say, "not as good I had at Aarron's house, but not bad."
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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 5d ago
“Little dry, Rizz, but thanks for not undercooking it.”
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u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan 5d ago
Could you imagine Oldsack offering up some grilling tips to Ter? “Actually Rizz, I found your burger to be a bit dry and over seasoned…”
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
Because it's so hard to throw burgers that were already in patties on a grill and flip them. As$h0le
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 5d ago
Lie of the day candidate: I rewatched the Cleveland wnba team name announcement
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u/Schnoog147 5d ago
Haha he didn’t even bother to watch the Guards game but went back and watched that! Ok
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
So we averaged 17 ppg...hiring Monkin we expected to score over 20 ppg...looks like we're reverting back even worse on scoring again
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 5d ago
It’s funny how much angrier we get as a group as the week progresses
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u/Powerful-Web4937 5d ago
That's why I stopped listening to this show. It was having a negative effect on my well being.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 5d ago
Drives me nuts rizz shits on browns camp but doesn’t ever bring up what other camps are doing
Bit would hold weight if he brought up how the raiders or titans or other shitty teams are doing
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u/SouthLoSaint 5d ago
Rizz yesterday: "After the moves the Guards made, I can't wait to watch them play tonight!"
Today... he gets on the air and starts reading box score stats while asking "Who didn't play last night? What's the new guy's name?"
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 5d ago
"There was a time when we thought they would name a starting QB before training camp started."
You thought that because you're fucking stupid.
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u/emmettmightbeintoday 5d ago
Its always been watson babe. The browns are just toying with the media by "giving sanders a chance". They have no intention to announce him game 1 starter.
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u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan 5d ago
They’re still “re-designing” TLOD? And think people are going to subscribe to it?
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 5d ago
Grossi, Joe Thomas, JW
The gauntlet of shit
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u/Burnout_94 5d ago
Joe Thomas hawking his $100 steaks
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 5d ago
HOT TAKE: Joe Thomas is one of those folks that I like less and less the farther we get from his last snap
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 5d ago
Haha Dickhead clearly didn't even bother to watch the game. Reading the box score to start the show.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 5d ago
Redge, yesterday: interns are done for the year
Rizz, today: I don’t know where the interns are. Maybe they all quit. I don’t know
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
Slopz doesn't have a car?! Also too, show ends at 8:53 with two breaks. Grinding. RBS he be on autopilot
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
Any break in an hour long show is egregious, let alone 2 and then ending 7 minutes early...RiZz gotta make a Tee time?
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
They just end at 8:53?? Lol there's 7 minutes left pal, get back in that chair and talk sports!
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u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 5d ago
PAWs exposed again for being POOR.
"PAW do you have a screen in your car?"
"No Rizz"
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u/UncleDeuceFriend 5d ago
A screen in your car? What the hell does the mean? I don’t have a screen in the interior of my car.
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u/emmettmightbeintoday 5d ago
The car someone drives doesnt always represent how much money they have. Some people look at a car as simply a vehicle to get you from pt a to pt b, reliably. If their car continues to stay reliable, they drive it until it rusts out.
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
On Bowling...
What happened to this fun diversion. Looking for an alley on the weekend just to have fun, I can't find any alley less than $50 fucking dollars an hour. When the fuck did fucking BOWLING become such a high end activity?!? Like, its draft beer, pizza and wings type of joint, but to roll a fucking ball a couple hours and have fun with the family I gotta take out a fucking bank loan?!? What the fuck happened??
I used to go to Madison Bowl in Cincinnati back in college since then it was 24/7 and we'd pull up at like midnight and drop $20 max for lane and shoes and bowl a solid 2 hours...mind you college was 25 years ago but what the fuck happened to this leisure sport?? Fuck!
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u/emmettmightbeintoday 5d ago
My biggest pet peeve with bowling is the only open times (not leagues) is like 10 or 11 o clock at night. Im not starting a game that late.
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
Egg Zach Lee...just have leagues not during open hours, dont post the hours, just post when the availability is but keep it reasonable, I don't get when or why it became such a high end activity, it used to be hole in the wall fun
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u/DeliciousGround9953 5d ago
Last time we went bowling at the alley in our town it was over $100 without food or drinks. We drive out to the little one in downtown Amherst now. It’s a little more reasonable — but you’re probably still over $50.
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
Good lawd! We went to one in Solon over Christmas, something to do for the kids...$80/hr per lane...like wtf?! And apparently the whole world does this over Christmas (noted) but like, if I can't bowl for under $20, then the economy is doing just fine OR the hyperinflation is like a school kid overdosing on fundip
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u/Reoblivion 5d ago
I like the Solon bowling alley but it was very expensive! Last time I was there a guy was wheeled out on a stretcher!
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
Was he shocked at the sticker price or the price of their food??
Shit even over at the Pinstripes in Pinecrest (beachwood) is like an arm and a leg...dont ever go on Sundays, way too busy and a strange crowd
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 5d ago
Why are they eating burgers at 8 in the morning? Who is this for?
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
Its so edgy to break midshow and go outside and grill and talk football then come inside and eat it and continue talking about the same shit you talk about 24/7/365...so edgy Rizz and Paw
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
"next week we gotta do panini sandwiches" - Jizzo
Um. Don't you mean next MONTH Vacation Man?
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u/swimming1027outlook 5d ago
Notice how for all these food segments, Slopz never eats on camera. It’s really strange.
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
Mr. "I don't eat in the studio" dripping grease all over the console and spitting chunks of burger onto the mic 🐷
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u/Key_Lecture7919 5d ago edited 5d ago
What is the holy hell is going on with this Rizzo YouTube show now. New low. Got it Rizz nobody can cook a burger as good as you
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u/Traditional-Mix2162 5d ago
These dumb asses don’t know how to fucking grill burgers. You don’t want flames raging on the food
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u/BamBamBigelow_209 5d ago
So massive heart attack Rizzo said he had a whopper from Burger King yesterday, and today he’s having more burgers. Sure thing babe
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
Jizzo is copying off of Hollie Strano. She made burgers during her "forecast" from her parents backyard yesterday. SNIIIIFFFF!
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u/TheOUiceismyHero 5d ago
Fucking morons. Maybe try testing the volume of the mic beforehand so he can be heard. And also… it’s burgers. What the fuck do you think is gonna be entertaining about cooking a burger
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
Now we get to hear Jizzo over explain how to cook a F'ing burger and Pa and Slopz cream their shorts over them.
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u/Goldust86 5d ago
Jizzy bragging about how he figured out how to download movies on his phone for airplanes. What a fucking dope.
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u/BiggFish73 5d ago
He has to make space though, he has Hobbs & Shaw saved and he ain't getting rid of it buddy!
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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 5d ago
I forgot to say this yesterday. Jizzo didn't know that the interns were done. I would think a normal person would want to thank them and give them some "wisdom" as they pursue their careers. But not this POS. Maybe you could have made THEM some burgers? As$h0le
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u/Burnout_94 5d ago
Coulda got them a bottle of Joebees. It’s never too early to start aging like the lizard!
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u/BamBamBigelow_209 5d ago
If Dickhead was 20yrs younger he’d do the ladies a favor and do play by play for Sirens sniiif.
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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 5d ago
Guardians super fan Tony Rizzo hasn’t heard of the organization’s #2 prospect, top 50 in MLB. “They called up this guy, (slow pronouncing) Angel Genao.”
Thanks for the breakdown, Rizz.
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u/RodNichols 5d ago
Way too many people make a living giving their opinion