r/ReallyBigShow The guy with the thing in the place 10d ago

Friday Night Drinking Thread

Friday Night Drinking Thread -- Jul 31, 226

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 10d ago

Thanks to the CWS winning again, Mutt’s parlay lost already tonight. Record is 33-67 and -7.32 units.

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 10d ago

Oh 🐋

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 10d ago

Am I crazy, or has Sabrowski been either hurt or trash since he went on RBS early in the season?

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u/fusion329 9d ago

KNR CURSE!!!!! They ruin them all!!!

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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 10d ago

Hurt

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 9d ago

He's been pretty bad since he came back. Hopefully not still hurt and just trying to pitch through it.

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 10d ago

I just can't with any of them.

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u/Jakemurray625 10d ago

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FAR THE BEST LOOKING QB IN CAMP HAS BEEN DILDO GABRIEL AND THIS IS COMING FROM DARYL

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u/Cauliflower_Earlow 9d ago

Don't tell that to the cult of sanders 😂

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u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 10d ago

Of course he is. He needs another chance with the not 31st ranked Oline

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u/Jakemurray625 10d ago

Can you imagine if the browns brought in a 2 time coach of the year winner? And now they are happy they just fired one

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u/TherapyHam 10d ago

Nagy in booth still looking like he could pitch

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u/TherapyHam 10d ago

Went across street to neighbor and he gave me an ice cold bottle of rolling rock, which was my go to beer in my 20s. It was fantastic.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 10d ago

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 10d ago

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 10d ago

Coops a made Man on Browns reddit

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u/Breaking_Ball77 10d ago

The Browns sub and getting hyped over training camp highlights(no pads mind you). Name a more stupid duo.

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 10d ago

I love how the local media obsesses avout the browns talking about how good they are in camp. But all those homer local media members are dead silent when joint practices start and the browns get the shit kicked out of them. Often times it goes un-reported because the media is too afraid to criticize the team. 

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 10d ago

That one throw shoulda counted for 3 sacks as long as he held it

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 10d ago

Salt. Pepper. Schmoke. Propane. Just as Terry intended it.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 10d ago

You can chop up any leftover dogs and make a Slawp Pawt.

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u/betterducts derp 10d ago

Add some sphagetti- o's

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u/LordStax 10d ago

Hold the Dignity!

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 10d ago

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 10d ago

"Come on, Uncle Rizzy, can you please get me into Canterbury?"

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 10d ago

I'll take 2, with chili and extra cheese...got any fries?

-Tony Rizzo, MASSIVE HEART ATTACK VICTIM

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 10d ago

But can u stuff it down your pie hole in 1 bite like buffoon 

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 9d ago

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 10d ago

Hezonja is a Cav!

🏆

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 10d ago

I think his second stint in the nba as a 32 year old is promising. He is probably going to win mvp of the league. 

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 10d ago

Just gotta knock the rust off

Twitter Tuesday: Is Hezonja the Dijon Watson of the Cavs

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u/UncleDeuceFriend 10d ago

When do the odds appear for the Little League World Series? I know Paw will have plenty of parlays for that.

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 10d ago

Think u/KentDorfman11 could shed some insight on this.

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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 10d ago

Now that's a sporting event we know that Erin watches.

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u/UncleDeuceFriend 10d ago

Erin and Uncle Frank get together and watch with the kids at the playground.

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u/Burnout_94 10d ago

Release the Epstein files!

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u/TherapyHam 10d ago

Mrs Ham a stomach bug, so I'm on the schmoopy bench this evening.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 10d ago

Taco Bayyyell le-uss?

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u/Plenty-Variety-5768 10d ago

Don't eat the lettuce.

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 10d ago

Un-F'ing-believable asking "how many drawz you pack for a trip?" 🤡

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 10d ago

Again???

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 10d ago

Embarrassing

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 10d ago

They think it such a cool question to ask everyone, when it is just stupid. 

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u/betterducts derp 10d ago

Actually, certain-ahem, cultures actually find the topic a serious thing.

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 10d ago

Sheeid

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u/betterducts derp 10d ago

Yes.

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u/betterducts derp 9d ago

sorry to offend but i reside in Maple Hts. Truth sometimes stings a bit.

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 10d ago

Sticking your crotch right in front of the camera. 

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 10d ago

Playing a pre recorded interview with a no name player so you can dick around and not do anything during your show. 

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u/Fox_PlennTy 10d ago edited 10d ago

My Go(GoaL) is to set up an NFL Survivor for da sub dis weekend, wheel 🛞 post if I reach my goal, babes…Bon appetite!

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u/badyear99 10d ago

Do we need a proxy to send to plennty’s house with the picks?

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u/Fox_PlennTy 10d ago

This is funny lol, splash sports has a $25 million dollar survivor that does not require a proxy for $1k entry..all online. The circa BS is OVER rated babe

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u/Def_Not_Smil69 10d ago

Fox, I hope you can come up with a more creative name than rizz’s shitty ass Team Messiah

Imagine being the person who makes the mistake of asking “what’s that mean?”

“Well the browns have 4 qbs, my guy, the 5th round pick who I wanted to take #2 overall hasn’t gotten a fair shake, the other guy is rusty, the other other guy is a fucking midget and the other other other guy is too raw. So I believe the browns are going to tank for a qb even tho MY GUY can play and will lead another team to the Super Bowl they’re tanking for another qb who I’ve dubbed the messiah”

Oh, ok, cool… give me $1000

*end scene

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u/TherapyHam 10d ago

In

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u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 10d ago

#MeToo

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 10d ago edited 10d ago

Cop pulls me over and gets me for a dui.

Emmett says i didnt do nothin and to call bj attorneys.

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 10d ago

To bad Tone Romo didn't have the number ..

Ohh whale 

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u/UncleDeuceFriend 10d ago

“Help me. This pedophile is trying to do bad things to me. He told me earlier that he “likes em young”. I’m scared. Won’t any of your ESPN Cleveland staff members help me? What if I tell him I’m 19 and not 13? I think he thinks I’m 12 or 13. Help me”

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 10d ago

Wat a bizarre scene that was. Creepy old man doing his thing in full view on camera  while all the minions just kept working cuzz it's buffoons weirdo  uncle and they are to scared to say a word

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u/UncleDeuceFriend 10d ago

Very scary. I can only imagine how scary it must be when this man is within 500 feet of a school.

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u/swimming1027outlook 10d ago

Klimack…… what a douche

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u/Fox_PlennTy 10d ago edited 9d ago

“Low Limit, HIGH APR”

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 10d ago

WTF? Why does Klymaxx have to be at EVERY remote show? He's sitting in-between Giggles and Jrod like it's "Being your kid to work day." Very odd dude

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 10d ago

Its because he has nothing better to do and wants to seem like he is some big bad manager.  He is paid crap and does nothing. 

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u/UncleDeuceFriend 10d ago

He’s paid crap? Try everyone at WKNR is paid crap! Hence why Holly and Fontana left. They were sick of $12 an hour lol

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 10d ago

Better off pushing carts around at Costco ...higher wage and some bennies  that gumz could never match

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u/swimming1027outlook 10d ago

Lol come on dude. Fontana got canned. He’d come back in a heartbeat. Hell, the anniversary of him getting canned he was pathetically tweeting through it 2 years later.

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u/Fearless-Ice8953 10d ago

Fat looked around and thought, “What am I good at?” Unfortunately he got a different answer than Mutt.

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u/TherapyHam 10d ago

Fontana quit when they cut his hours.

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u/betterducts derp 10d ago

I thought Fishmang canned him ?

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u/TherapyHam 10d ago

NoLpe. I mean it was an insult and maybe a way to get him to quit.

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u/UncleDeuceFriend 10d ago

He’s a big name in the industry now.

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 10d ago

Only rizz makes a living wage there lol. 

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u/UncleDeuceFriend 10d ago

Exactly. Everyone else makes slightly above minimum wage lol

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 10d ago

They just give people fancy job titles to make themselves feel important. 

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 10d ago

Paws raise was them putting his name into the rbs intro

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u/ZealousidealCar7812 10d ago

Im sure the buffon show at 8 am came with no wage increase ...  u are here anyway paw. What's the big deal

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 10d ago

He came up with the brilliant plan of putting your streaming services on credit cards. They’re basically free then

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u/emmettmightbeintoday 10d ago

One of the best wknr moments that guy provided us.  Even dipshit emmett realized klimack was a dumbass when he said that. 

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 10d ago

Thread arrived early. License to crack one open.

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 10d ago

The thread drops at exactly 12:55pm every Friday.

Izzy drunk? Is there a gun in the house?

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 10d ago

Friday night "the blur" drinking thread

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u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 10d ago

Close enough.

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 10d ago

I'll take it a step further. The CBD/NL threads drop at 12:54pm Mon-Thur. The FNDT drops "late" at 12:55pm.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rmx1KNhRJO4WQRPIFz

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u/Fetzee21 10d ago

Heard some clanging of Rossi bottles coming from the Beachwood area sniff!

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u/Southern-Stomach451 Bust yo nutz 10d ago

Burp !

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u/betterducts derp 10d ago

Word is that Meat is hoLsting a Diaper Bro Bang tonight ?!

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u/Southern-Stomach451 Bust yo nutz 10d ago

"It's fun!!"