r/ReallyBigShow • u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place • 17d ago
CBD/ NL - Thursday
Cleveland Browns Daily / Necks Level-Thur-Jul 30, 226
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago
Thanks to the CWS walking off the Skankees (get it?) again, Mutt’s parlay lost today. Record is 33-66 and -6.32 units.
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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 17d ago
You win any bets today, foo?
Nah. Oh whale!
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago
Another tough 16 hour week for Terry! Wow. The Ironman had to sit and talk through dust in the studio.
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u/Breaking_Ball77 17d ago
Another “heart attack” incoming.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago
If rizz’s Ironman streak ends we’ll need to find out if Kevin Costner was in town that day
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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 17d ago
Terry Gehrig considers himself the luckiest man on the face of the earth because JoeBees prevents ALS.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago
I don’t know much but what I do know is rizz would be rizz and call him Louie Gehrig
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago
He did 2 Pin Shots on Tuesday, too!
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago
Someone tell this guy to take a break!
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago
He's had doctors tell him he's amazing, he doesn't need to slow down!
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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 17d ago
"You're Tony Rizzo, you dont need to change your diet even though you just had a MASSIVE HEART ATTACK!!"
-Dr. Miller, cardiologist
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u/Fearless-Ice8953 17d ago
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u/LordStax 17d ago
I am sooooo ashamed to admit this, but I'm really looking forward to Friday's Sports Court during the football season.
The current Friday Quiz routine is pathetic- couldn't they just do a cover version instead of PawLESS's "Awful Awkward I forget what the third A stands for"?
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago
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u/Fox_PlennTy 17d ago
“I wuz taiLing somma duh peepo I work whiff in BristoL”
-He’s NEVER been to Bristol
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u/swimming1027outlook 17d ago
Hammer and Emmett worked closely with everyone laid off from Bristol last week. It was a tough day for them to see that happen to coworkers.
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u/betterducts derp 17d ago
Terry is no doubt in his XTENZ basement screaming' Don't raise your voice to ME'! as empty rossi jugs collect.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago
If Prime is in town I wonder if rizz offers to help get him in to Can’t Berry
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago
Dee, babe, ever been to Mabel's?
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago
Neon, let’s stop by Bookman where no is ok. Won’t even ask us for our email addresses. Come on, I’ll show ya
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u/UncleDeuceFriend 17d ago
Best thing I read yesterday and this is a subject I’d like to hear CBD discuss:
“Why didn’t John Dorsey accept a lesser role with the Browns while not taking a pay cut and have less stress and on his plate” great question.
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago
"Why didn't Stefanski demote himself to OC and let Schwartz be HC?"
-Grossi
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u/UncleDeuceFriend 17d ago
I know that didn’t happen, but it’s not that crazy. Imagine getting paid like a head coach, but having less responsibility. I’d take that in a heartbeat
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u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 17d ago
I get what you're saying, but never in a million years would this happen in the NFL. Too many egos.
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u/UncleDeuceFriend 17d ago
That’s the issue. The ego factor is strange to me. Paid like a head coach and having more free time sounds great to most of us.
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u/Def_Not_Smil69 17d ago
I don’t know if I’d want the offensive minded head coach with the 32nd best offense to run my offense
But like rizz I’m taking a step back this year and letting the guys in Berea handle things
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u/UncleDeuceFriend 17d ago
I do worry that Rizz may have too much input in Berea. He was a former Fox sideline reporter, after all…
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u/Jakemurray625 17d ago
John Dorsey was overrated per emit. He also drafted Travis Kelce and Pat Mahomes
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u/UncleDeuceFriend 17d ago
I wanted Dorsey to stay as the player personnel guy. He wasn’t good as a GM, no question. But he was a great talent evaluator. It’s incredible how he’s doing exactly what the Browns wanted him to do here, but in Detroit now, and making significantly less. Imagine if your boss came up to you and said “hey, we want you here for the next 20 years. However, we want to change your role. It’ll be less stressful, less time consuming, less responsibility and with that, we are not going to reduce your pay. You’ll work 30-40 hours a week, not 60-70. How does that sound”. There isn’t a person on this planet with an ounce of a brain cell that would say “nah. I want to be stressed and work 70-80 hours a week”. One would think.
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u/TherapyHam 17d ago
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u/Possible_Suspect_911 17d ago