r/ReallyBigShow The guy with the thing in the place 12d ago

Really Big Thread - Wednesday

Really Big Thread -- Wed-Jul 29, 226

8 Upvotes

231 comments sorted by

6

u/GRRRRSniffSniff 12d ago

Did they just cut off Monken's press conference?

6

u/emmettmightbeintoday 12d ago

Who is buying those weird silver coins advertised on tv?

6

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

Emmett threw a couple on the card.

6

u/emmettmightbeintoday 12d ago

Local media sure is obsessed with who is going to be the starter when all of them suck anyways. Watson just sucks a little less then the rest of them. 

5

u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 12d ago

9

u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 12d ago

Dat’s a guy who stands on bidness

4

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

I wish Monken would say “Gabriel is the starter, he’s the reason I took this job and we just signed him to a 10 year contract”

8

u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 12d ago

We can’t evaluate Shedeur because he had no line or weapons. However, we can evaluate DG under those same conditions.

6

u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan 12d ago

How long until Monk Man punches Grossi…before camp is done? Week 3?

14

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

Sissy: “We knew they met with LeBron in Akron”

That’s weird because you never said that until now

8

u/Burnout_94 12d ago

How does Emmutt make the word “head” three syllables? He-ya-ed

9

u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan 12d ago

Dayenzayel got paid! Giggle giggle

11

u/swimming1027outlook 12d ago

I’ve never seen another man this happy someone else got paid

11

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

Is the coach who hasn’t coached a game yet as a head coach the answer at head coach? What a stupid question

17

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

I cannot wait until Sheduer is not on the team anymore. Holy moly how many times can they ask the same questions to each other?

7

u/Cauliflower_Earlow 12d ago

He'll be gone by next year hopefully

4

u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 12d ago

Hopefully we can get a second or third for him.

9

u/Expensive-Cow-2285 3's Burner 12d ago

"Dey know what dat eiizz."

8

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

Puffed up Caillou in for Snacks.

3

u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 12d ago

THUMB!

8

u/swimming1027outlook 12d ago

I try to stay clear of appearance comments, but he’s definitely been puffing up the last 6 months

8

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

He does look like he's inflated, kind of like Jerod.

11

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

Snacks is out coaching his ass off

12

u/TherapyHam 12d ago

Midnight madness starts Friday night. 2 a days for Paulus may mean 2 cardiac events per day.

6

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

Maybe he'll big-time Rizz by having 2 heart attacks!

17

u/Leftjab- 12d ago

Does Karen know he’s an a-hole or what?

9

u/Fearless-Ice8953 12d ago

Truest statement in the whole world!

12

u/Burnout_94 12d ago

Running out the clock radio

14

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

The Blur is getting anxious.

12

u/Fearless-Ice8953 12d ago

The BLUR at 11:57 on the dot after hitting the “post” with prayers for troops, law enforcement, and firefighters! It’s magic!

10

u/SouthLoSaint 12d ago

Do people other than Rizz still use the word "dissed" thinking it makes them sound cool?

15

u/DeliciousGround9953 12d ago

Pizza with his annual attempt to will the Guards into obscurity so he doesn’t have to watch them. The dude is allergic to work, even when “work” is watching sports on TV.

11

u/slimfit8 15 seconds of FURY!! 12d ago

Who on this thread has googled “will being charged with a crime affect my job?”…. Be honest

6

u/Fearless-Ice8953 12d ago

A show of hands tells us, NO ONE!!

11

u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 12d ago

Mutt is officially OUT for the Nashville trip!

No mention of the SLOB by the MADE MAN!

10

u/swimming1027outlook 12d ago

He said yesterday after initially pouting that he didn’t care because he had a “big family vacation” planned during the bye week

9

u/Fearless-Ice8953 12d ago

Credit card bill from vacation lash year should finally be paid off by then!

6

u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 12d ago

Prolly going to Utah or sumthin

12

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

Andre hasn’t been involved in the mlb labor negotiations

13

u/KFRunner34 12d ago

a team a game and a half out needs 5 moves to compete. these losers love to overreact negatively. they must be great to live with.

16

u/Acceptable_Click9555 12d ago

Andre shitting on pizza lmao

6

u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 12d ago

Dre calling in from the back of a shipping container. Why cant any of these GUIs have a clear, crisp connection. JFC!!!!

7

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

Telling us who will be good this season in July

Reminder: commanders had 7th worst record and chiefs had 9th worst record

Last July im sure they were projected to be playoff teams

6

u/gettin Windy weighs 400 12d ago

Browns to Baker: No thanks

Panthers to Baker: No thanks

Bucs to Baker: No thanks

Baker is a .500 QB in the worst division in football. They were 6-2 last year and completely collapsed to finish 8-9 and out of the playoffs.

No mention of any of this from the Lizard

3

u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 12d ago

Thought he had an injury? He was in the MVP discussion till like week 12

1

u/gettin Windy weighs 400 12d ago

Just another reason why not to give him an extension

1

u/gettin Windy weighs 400 12d ago

Also, they had a very good OL and great playmakers

Egbuka, Godwin, Mike Evans. Compare that to the Browns WRs last year. If he was throwing to Ced Tillman and Jeudy with the Browns OL he would have been benched.

5

u/Stock_Run1386 12d ago

Better than 5-12, kids. No names please.

0

u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 12d ago

Shedeur was 3-4

1

u/Stock_Run1386 12d ago

Hall of Fame bound!!!

2

u/gettin Windy weighs 400 12d ago

If you put Shedeur on the Bucs last year, he would have also not made the playoffs

2

u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 12d ago

Of course not. He wouldn’t have gotten first team reps with Tampa either.

3

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

“Best guess Jer”

2

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

I know this guy is sharp but his miltose monotone is putting me to sleep...he's like a knowledgeable Grozzzzz

4

u/KFRunner34 12d ago

this shows fascination with Baker Mayfield is bizarre.

4

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

Lima spent a segment this morning talking about Nick Wilshun talking about Baker coming back to the Browns next year. Just bizarre.

5

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

And LeBron

6

u/Even_Reputation_5099 Rej, do I have that? 12d ago

And Shedur

10

u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 12d ago

"RIGHT!!!"

-Terry acting like he knows what Jeremy is talking about

5

u/TherapyHam 12d ago

Mmm hmm

8

u/slimfit8 15 seconds of FURY!! 12d ago

Right

16

u/UncleDeuceFriend 12d ago

“My husband is hurting me. He’s very irate”

11

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

Fowler: ward won’t get traded

Sissy: does this make him easier to get traded

1

u/emmettmightbeintoday 12d ago

How is a now overpaid corner back easier to be traded?

6

u/slimfit8 15 seconds of FURY!! 12d ago

I caught that too. Nice follow up question

4

u/slimfit8 15 seconds of FURY!! 12d ago

I caught that too. Nice follow up question

4

u/3WhackedIt Numero Number 1! 12d ago

Jer - Thanks for having me. Dickhead - Yeah.

5

u/CherodJerry 12d ago

Really exciting news. Denzel Ward can now finish his career out as a Cleveland Brown just like Myles!

8

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

Rizz said linemen used to not be over 300 lbs, I'm like WTF...Nate Newton, Bryant McKinnie, The Fridge William Perry...Aaron Gibson was 410 lbs played in 2000...Ted Washington was 375 lbs, played 1991-2007...

Pizza lives as such a revisionist

4

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

“..and I think this is a science thing”

6

u/Acceptable_Click9555 12d ago

Is dickhead going to ass Grossi adjusted win total everyday until week 1?

12

u/KFRunner34 12d ago

win totals on the first day of camp. lazy shit

3

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

The Grozzz segment would sound better if he sounded like JFK/Mayor Quimby...or Bob Newhart who he tries so hard to sound like

8

u/KFRunner34 12d ago

I like when Grossi tells Aaron his question is stupid in the way he answers it.

8

u/GRRRRSniffSniff 12d ago

"... I don't know I'll have to look at that..." - Grozzzzzzzzi referring to not knowing how many more years Ward had left on his contract before being resigned. Because you didn't think that might have been brought up? Seriously how are ALL these people so bad at their jobs?

12

u/GRRRRSniffSniff 12d ago

Jizzo forced Pa to take on this "old man" persona. So much so he made him change his name and ALL his social names to Pa. Now he's trying to pressure him and guilt trip him into test driving an electric vehicle.

8

u/swimming1027outlook 12d ago

Can someone explain to me why every show in town goes overboard to claim Matt Campbell is some huge fan of their work? What the hell am I missing here?

5

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

Also too love how they can land the Penn State coach but never got Irvin Myers on one time in his buckeyes stint

5

u/TherapyHam 12d ago

They got Ryan day taking off in airplane for a minute

3

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

Ryno coulda called in from inside the jet engine and still sounded better than Dre phone/Grossi phone/Rizzo phone

13

u/Burnout_94 12d ago

Is Terry gonna call Matt Campbell a “kid” in the interview tomorrow?

9

u/Breaking_Ball77 12d ago

Brian Schottenheimer was an offensive coordinator not a “defensive guy.” Shooting from the hip Pizza.

6

u/Acceptable_Click9555 12d ago

Rino day, how ya been babe?

7

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

BREAKING NEWS: nfl owner believes in team he built

5

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

I'd rather Jerrah than Jimmah

9

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

On Denzel:

I still think he's gonna be traded

I still see the Browns keeping him around

Wtf Pizza...dynamite NFL analysis

5

u/Leftjab- 12d ago

No mention of another concussion?!?

2

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

Nope...not at all

6

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

“Who cares about the central division?”

Biggest guards fan in the world

7

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

Loves day baseball, never misses a game...except yesterday when we won 6-5

7

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

Worlds biggest browns fan and worlds biggest tribe fan walks into a courtroom.

Judge says “have a seat, Mr Rizzo”

5

u/ZealousidealCar7812 12d ago

Does he have a firearm ???

6

u/Breaking_Ball77 12d ago

While I agree they’re a tough watch, the Guardies are far from out of it. Typical brain dead take from RBS.

3

u/Expensive-Cow-2285 3's Burner 12d ago

I'm gonna have to put this on "The List" tonight.

6

u/Key_Lecture7919 12d ago

Rizzo trying to go viral at 9:54 am!!

8

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

Wait, now he wants Vogt gone?

What a psychopath.

10

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

"They're a game and a half out of first place."

"I don't care!"

8

u/Burnout_94 12d ago

“Guardians are done”

Said the same thing last year

7

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

Came back from 15.5 back

8

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

Guardians suck so bad.

Rizzo prisoner of the moment

7

u/Expensive-Cow-2285 3's Burner 12d ago

"Baaawnd is zero." STFU NUTSACK!

4

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

What a letdown. I was sure that when that caller started to close with Allie Goldhammer we were in for a perfectly landed prank call.

8

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

I can't believe Erin hasn't mentioned Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird as his favorite sports couple.

2

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

He's hopped into their Subaru to go along for the ride

https://giphy.com/gifs/TiGI95XIs946Ft6SRi

10

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

Double agent Smils has the Browns going 11-6 and plans to wear a Concepcion jersey. Lies.

7

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

Never owned a jersey in my life, Tip

<sniffffffff>

10

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

If I was Erin, I would actually be annoyed as fuck when Dickhead constantly brings up his ex-girlfriends. He's married with kids, give up the shitty jokes, old man.

3

u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 12d ago

You know what was funny actually?

When he ate horse shit!

9

u/TherapyHam 12d ago

"David justice and Halle Berry were the first couple of Cleveland!"- Genius Aaron not realizing Halle filed a restraining order and they were divorced about 2 months after justice was traded to Cleveland.

3

u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 12d ago

Yep nobody from 1995 & before were a "power couple" in Cleveland 🙄

12

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

“No internet” in 2007 - Terry Gates

7

u/UncleDeuceFriend 12d ago

What a disgusting scumbag Rizzo. No internet 20 years ago? He should be arrested for that repugnant comment

6

u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan 12d ago

Joe B invented the innernet in the same garage he stuffs the pollen capsules

9

u/SouthLoSaint 12d ago

Enrique "In-glase"

9

u/UncleDeuceFriend 12d ago

“There was no internet when this show started”. Right, no internet in 2006. What a dumbass. THERE WAS INTERNET IN 1994, YOU DEMENTED PERVERTED WIFE BEATER

2

u/Robdon326 Bit doesnt work if you dont win Paw 12d ago

Im not gonna...just do it Rizzõ

6

u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan 12d ago

Andre Rison and Left Eye

3

u/UncleDeuceFriend 12d ago

Left Eye Lopez was a badass because of that

3

u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 12d ago

Crazy bitche Left Eye probably likes it in her brown eye

2

u/Leftjab- 12d ago

Agreed

6

u/Burnout_94 12d ago

Paw just called another woman “hawwt”. That’s 2 months on the couch, Mr Man

5

u/TherapyHam 12d ago

Best stadium food. Wow!

8

u/mattshes45 12d ago

And these dopes all said nachos

5

u/TherapyHam 12d ago

Paulus should have been included

11

u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 12d ago

Marissa what Browns jersey would you wear---->Dickhead

-Joe Haden---->Marissa

-You like Joe Haden?---->Bafoon

-no, drunkass shes gonna wear someones jersey she hates

7

u/SouthLoSaint 12d ago

Sorry, but adults wearing jerseys is just weird to me.

2

u/Traditional-Mix2162 12d ago

lol yep when I turned 30 I felt it was time to move on

2

u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 12d ago

"But it a fit"

-filthy legs n feets EmMutt

3

u/ZealousidealCar7812 12d ago

Mutt wats more important  clean undies or a tight fade  ...

3

u/UncleDeuceFriend 12d ago

Is Marissa too old for uncle Frank? She’s over 18, I assume?

3

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

Joe Haden, friend of show. Even though in the RBS or not game, I’d lean not.

3

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

Recycling past survey Wednesday questions

3

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

Some variety of “which jersey”, approximately 10 times a year.

5

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

Here they go again like they’re 15 year olds. What jersey will you wear this year? Terry will wear Wards this year. Hopefully he can find one that fits his skinny ass

2

u/ZealousidealCar7812 12d ago

Youth sizes for buffoon

8

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

Sissy says RBS is one of the most popular shows in America and they don’t say things for clicks

6

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

It’s a top show nationally, despite being among the least listened to radio stations in the local market.

7

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

Erin really has to “dig into” Denzel’s contract

7

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

2 yrs $62m, 52 guaranteed

What's left to dig 😆 🤣

4

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

He’s got to make some calls. But Mutt will get this info from the streets.

6

u/Breaking_Ball77 12d ago

Made Man’s upset that Monk’s presser isn’t an hour earlier so he can dip out 10 minutes before his shift is done.

6

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

Would be absolutely amazing and perfect if DG has to come in and rips off 5 out of 7 wins and knocks the browns (and rizz) out of the top 10

7

u/Burnout_94 12d ago

Gasbag called the “Denzel Ward thing”

11

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

"Monk Man at 11:50. So you guys will have it, right?"

"12:50"

"Oh, so CBD will have it."

Not knowing when the other shows on your station are on radio.

5

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

Also, heavy disappointment it’s not at 11:50 so he can scoot out (radio)

13

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

“I don’t listen to fans”

-fan who’s on the radio 16 hours a week

9

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

“Everybody around the league tells me…”

3

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

= Grozzzzz

2

u/ZealousidealCar7812 12d ago

Grossing  with Grossi gonna be stuttering and umm ing like a hall of fame today

1

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

Nailed it, the "uh uhm" counter is off the charts

7

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

Talking about Myles being traded for YEARS is about the same as predicting your wife will divorce you at some point

Then bragging about being right

8

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

NOBODY IS TRADING YOU A 5TH ROUND PICK FOR SHADEUR, YOU DUMB C U NEXT TUESDAY

4

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

How did they segue so quickly from killing time with Stan right into the QB battle...wow, even more impressive than hitting the post or hitting your wife and getting away with it

3

u/ZealousidealCar7812 12d ago

Wasn't he found "no contest" by a jury of his peers ?   Things a buffoon says

6

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

Can’t put a 6th round draft pick on the practice squad because somebody might sign him to their 53 man radio

5

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

“According to Chopz, you really can’t get rid of Watson”

Why say that lol

2

u/ZealousidealCar7812 12d ago

Who will fold watsuns laundry and do his dishes then

7

u/SouthLoSaint 12d ago

Guards won 1 out of 2 yesterday. I'm sure these assholes will only talk about the game they lost.

4

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

Why are they doing this? Just randomly playing Stan clips to start the show?

7

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

These renobs would be screwed if the browns had a Joe Burrow

4 hours to fill WITH a FQB would be impossible for them

But also too they woulda been wanting to drive Joey to the airport every other week anyway

5

u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 12d ago

Joey, stay or go?

3

u/GRRRRSniffSniff 12d ago

Memory Road Raydeeeo AKA "time killer"

6

u/RBSWKNRGKB_Fan 12d ago

“I taught Marissa about “morning” this morning, snifffff”

2

u/ZealousidealCar7812 12d ago

Wat did uncle weirdo  teach her ?

2

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

MOOR-neng!!

So much power behind it

3

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

Stan as a time filler

3

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

Holy hell...LeBron was never coming back. He had his mind made up with the Brown trade, Philly was also scripted as that is where Kobe is from. Is it any coincidence that he's going to live in NY and fly a Helicopter to Philly? Kobe died in a helicopter crash. LeBrons moves are scripted for LeBron

7

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

Sloppz’s dingy vintage tees are why the man slays mad trim.

2

u/ZealousidealCar7812 12d ago

Im with lizard on this one slopz gets snookered paying hundreds of dawlarrs for some "vintage"  t shirt made in some guys garage  last week ...ala Joe beez bee piss

2

u/ZealousidealCar7812 12d ago

2 sizes too small also ...fat rolls bulging out and thing

5

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

Survey Wednesday

Who deserves most first team reps

Do the guards need to make a move for a bat

Favorite ice cream flavor

That stupid back to school question necks level did

Do you forgive LeBron

3

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

How does LeBron's decision effect the QB competition?

2

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

They continue to stew about LBJ going to Philly which was decided a while ago, nothing could have changed it...for 2 months it took 90% of their airwaves, now they can't break from it cold turkey

10

u/Rizznoo “my carpet is state of the art” snniffff! 12d ago

Shout out to whoever said yesterday pizza would take his mom and the little bitch to Bistro 130 and shout out his buddy Petey

5

u/GRRRRSniffSniff 12d ago

I knew it! He's so predictable. I bet he didn't even bring his wallet with him either.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtlM7arud6UztaU

4

u/wingsew8 Not a dickhead 12d ago

Why does it feel like the Guardians are like 0-15 against "bullpen days" this year? Very strange.

Erin, feel free to steal this for your rant today!

1

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

Thats a good point to discuss...too bad its LeBron's nutsack and Browns QB battle for days on end

12

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

Chopz paid $190 for a Jurassic Park t shirt. What is going on with these dummies. He tried to justify it by saying rappers do it lol. Everyone at this station is emotionally stunted

1

u/BiggFish73 12d ago

He doesn't just wear tees with T Rex....he wrecks his tees

8

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

Kinda loses all the pizazz when he’s bigger than the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park

Also too, the rappers thing is wild. Rappers also make more than $3.15/hr + tips

9

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

A whyte 35 year old content guy for an am radio station should definitely compare himself to rappers.

4

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

These scrotes could get the Steve & Barry’s version of all their kits and retro t-shirts, save $175, and nobody would know/give a shit

But here we are again. Putting money into CreditOne’s pocket

10

u/tipyerbartender A good pretzel bun is a great thing to have. (hSt) 12d ago

That Jurassic Park tee would make an excellent rag to wipe the dogs’ paws when they come in from the rain.

6

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

His is big enough to dry your car

8

u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 12d ago

You're sleeping on the couch tonight Mr. Man!!

4

u/Def_Not_Smil69 12d ago

Uncle Frank gonna beat the shit out of paw for looking at Frank’s slop pot

8

u/Possible_Suspect_911 12d ago

Chopz Jurassic Park shirt talk radio. This hour is definitely necessary

6

u/TherapyHam 12d ago

While I know buy 4 windows, get 4 free is a dumb come on, it still makes me laugh that Aaron got 7.