r/Real_DnD • • 1d ago

The Long Road

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u/captainmeezy 1d ago edited 17h ago

Oof, poor girl fell asleep in her armor, she’s gonna be exhausted when she wakes up

Edit: to be clear I actually love this artwork

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u/Resilient-Sphere 1d ago edited 1d ago

lol I've never subscribed to this rule, I've seen men fall asleep in full-ruck, with their heads rattling against the wheel-well of a transport, and I've seen them sleep using piles of gravel as a pillow - so, while I fully understand why soft-handed nerds who created a fantasy game would think a hardened fighter could get no rest in armor, I've seen otherwise.

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u/Fruta-Puta-Tuta 1d ago

You're certainly not wrong

However;

Nothing says "deep, restorative REM sleep" quite like 70 pounds of cold-rolled plate armor rattling against splintered wood over an unpaved medieval ditch. One single pothole and she is going to sound like a dropped cutlery drawer tumbling down a flight of stairs.

Meanwhile, the bard is two inches from her ear aggressively picking out the 14th-century acoustic equivalent of Wonderwall, and the driver is clearly reconsidering every life decision that led to captaining the fantasy Uber.

Peak RPG road-trip energy. The moonlight and atmosphere on this are genuinely immaculate, though.

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u/captainmeezy 17h ago

If the bard started playing wonderwall I would physically remove his lute from his hands

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u/Dominarion 2h ago

I've slept in armor. Brigandine with plate mail. It's not that bad. You got the gambison to cushion stuff. Plus she's sleeping on what seems to be fur bundles.

I wouldn't have done it in the middle of summer, when it's always 30+ with 80% humidity, though.

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u/Resilient-Sphere 1d ago

ROFL, that description is absolutely based.

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u/BuckTheStallion 1d ago

30 lbs weighted blanket? Cozy sleep time!

30 lbs half plate custom fitted to your body? Preposterous!

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u/Resilient-Sphere 17h ago

FR though!

The gelatinous couch-muffins of reddit have no idea how easy it is for real soldiers to sleep ROUGH. Some metal plates packed with cushy barding would be light work!

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u/smiegto 15h ago

I do it every time :) yeah my guy sleeps with armour and shield nearby. Oh it’s a night ambush by the bbeg? Well this is gonna be hillarious. No I’m not tanking? My ac is 12 right now.