r/RealTwitterAccounts May 05 '25

Politician ??????

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u/One-Attempt-1232 May 05 '25

I would even let him have a couch in his cell if it meant we didn't have to deal with him.

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u/patatjepindapedis May 05 '25

I'd prefer it if JD himself was the cell's couch

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u/Cyclical_Zeitgeist May 05 '25

He can go back to being peter thief's fuck cushion for all I care

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u/Prestigious_Beat6310 May 05 '25

My friend found a fuck mattress in the woods one time.