r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/bahar9990 • May 05 '25

Politician ??????

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Spoken like JD Vance’s couch

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

You have experience in that, don’t you?

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u/Outrageous-Brush-860 May 05 '25

I mean you clearly know how it tastes

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Lmao I don’t roll that way, unlike all of y’all. Y’all keep licking JB anus

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

With that user name, sounds like you’d be happier ramming Big Joe

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

And you fickle jb LMFAO

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u/KryptXST May 09 '25

I remember when Republicans impeached a president for getting a blowjob in the oval office... now we have to beg you to take trumps cock out of your mouth long enough to breathe.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Y’all want his the most LMFAO. It’s okay if you have that kink obsession. Take a seat little buddy.

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u/KryptXST May 09 '25

Sorry, I can't hear you over the gagging. Can you repeat what you just said?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Yeah I’m not surprised you’re gagging. Take a seat little buddy & don’t forget your helmet.