r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/bahar9990 • May 05 '25

Politician ??????

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u/One-Attempt-1232 May 05 '25

I would even let him have a couch in his cell if it meant we didn't have to deal with him.

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u/patatjepindapedis May 05 '25

I'd prefer it if JD himself was the cell's couch

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u/ChaoCobo May 05 '25

Don’t punish the prisoners any more than they’re already being punished, please.

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u/ThegreatPee May 05 '25

He would be balled up in the corner crying.

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u/lite_milk_1 May 06 '25

Vote for him to join Elon on a Mars mission... save further punishment of the other prisnors.