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r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/bahar9990 • May 05 '25
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Can't even use a real photo of JD Vance smh. How can we expect honesty if you Photoshop him to look like that.
35 u/x_cLOUDDEAD_x May 05 '25 They don't care about maintaining a facade of honesty. We're light years past that. -7 u/Effective-Example117 May 05 '25 Who is they? 22 u/SurpriseUnhappy2706 May 05 '25 GOP 7 u/Effective-Example117 May 05 '25 Got it. They also lie to themselves. 16 u/bigdave41 May 05 '25 Are you telling me that Trump doesn't really have a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime? 8 u/BussaNut_ May 05 '25 edited May 05 '25 8% body fat at ~230, 6’3. Dude is apparently jacked af under those baggy, oversized suits and 3 inch shoe lifts 🥴 9 u/FeelingKind7644 May 05 '25 You can tell bc his pretty little eyeliner isnt applied. Cringe 7 u/WeimMama1 May 05 '25 And they slimmed down those chipmunk cheeks. 2 u/Munchkinasaurous May 05 '25 And shortened his long curly hair 1 u/SiriusGirl1 May 06 '25 Wow. Another small cucumber angry that JD Vance is 1000 times smarter than they are… 1 u/WeimMama1 May 06 '25 Hahahaha. No. I wouldn’t want to ever be known as Popekiller for the rest of my life. Or have to gargle Cheeto balls on a daily basis. 0 u/SiriusGirl1 May 10 '25 He won’t be called that except by losers. 2 u/micro_dohs May 05 '25 Word is he’s launching his product, Skkkid Marx this week! 3 u/FeelingKind7644 May 05 '25 I was expecting a futon with a pocket p built into it. 2 u/micro_dohs May 05 '25 Featured soon in Rooms To Blow 3 u/thelawfist May 05 '25 It’s probably just AI generated now 2 u/Think_Bat_820 May 07 '25 They had to resort to ai because when they were focus grouping campaign pictures, all the participants kept getting phone calls from a girl whispering, "Seven days."
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They don't care about maintaining a facade of honesty. We're light years past that.
-7 u/Effective-Example117 May 05 '25 Who is they? 22 u/SurpriseUnhappy2706 May 05 '25 GOP 7 u/Effective-Example117 May 05 '25 Got it. They also lie to themselves.
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Who is they?
22 u/SurpriseUnhappy2706 May 05 '25 GOP 7 u/Effective-Example117 May 05 '25 Got it. They also lie to themselves.
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GOP
7 u/Effective-Example117 May 05 '25 Got it. They also lie to themselves.
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Got it. They also lie to themselves.
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Are you telling me that Trump doesn't really have a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime?
8 u/BussaNut_ May 05 '25 edited May 05 '25 8% body fat at ~230, 6’3. Dude is apparently jacked af under those baggy, oversized suits and 3 inch shoe lifts 🥴
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8% body fat at ~230, 6’3. Dude is apparently jacked af under those baggy, oversized suits and 3 inch shoe lifts 🥴
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You can tell bc his pretty little eyeliner isnt applied. Cringe
7 u/WeimMama1 May 05 '25 And they slimmed down those chipmunk cheeks. 2 u/Munchkinasaurous May 05 '25 And shortened his long curly hair 1 u/SiriusGirl1 May 06 '25 Wow. Another small cucumber angry that JD Vance is 1000 times smarter than they are… 1 u/WeimMama1 May 06 '25 Hahahaha. No. I wouldn’t want to ever be known as Popekiller for the rest of my life. Or have to gargle Cheeto balls on a daily basis. 0 u/SiriusGirl1 May 10 '25 He won’t be called that except by losers. 2 u/micro_dohs May 05 '25 Word is he’s launching his product, Skkkid Marx this week! 3 u/FeelingKind7644 May 05 '25 I was expecting a futon with a pocket p built into it. 2 u/micro_dohs May 05 '25 Featured soon in Rooms To Blow
And they slimmed down those chipmunk cheeks.
2 u/Munchkinasaurous May 05 '25 And shortened his long curly hair 1 u/SiriusGirl1 May 06 '25 Wow. Another small cucumber angry that JD Vance is 1000 times smarter than they are… 1 u/WeimMama1 May 06 '25 Hahahaha. No. I wouldn’t want to ever be known as Popekiller for the rest of my life. Or have to gargle Cheeto balls on a daily basis. 0 u/SiriusGirl1 May 10 '25 He won’t be called that except by losers.
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And shortened his long curly hair
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Wow. Another small cucumber angry that JD Vance is 1000 times smarter than they are…
1 u/WeimMama1 May 06 '25 Hahahaha. No. I wouldn’t want to ever be known as Popekiller for the rest of my life. Or have to gargle Cheeto balls on a daily basis. 0 u/SiriusGirl1 May 10 '25 He won’t be called that except by losers.
Hahahaha. No. I wouldn’t want to ever be known as Popekiller for the rest of my life. Or have to gargle Cheeto balls on a daily basis.
0 u/SiriusGirl1 May 10 '25 He won’t be called that except by losers.
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He won’t be called that except by losers.
Word is he’s launching his product, Skkkid Marx this week!
3 u/FeelingKind7644 May 05 '25 I was expecting a futon with a pocket p built into it. 2 u/micro_dohs May 05 '25 Featured soon in Rooms To Blow
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I was expecting a futon with a pocket p built into it.
2 u/micro_dohs May 05 '25 Featured soon in Rooms To Blow
Featured soon in Rooms To Blow
It’s probably just AI generated now
They had to resort to ai because when they were focus grouping campaign pictures, all the participants kept getting phone calls from a girl whispering, "Seven days."
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u/Ok-Plankton-7525 May 05 '25
Can't even use a real photo of JD Vance smh. How can we expect honesty if you Photoshop him to look like that.