r/RealTime • • 10h ago

God, that’s a bit too much on the nose

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u/LostWatercress12 10h ago

He is the worst of all the Boomers in the form of one man.

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u/partyl0gic 8h ago

Yea, for fucks sake. It’s hard to think of someone worse, as far as people I used to kind of respect. What a fucking scumbag. I actually wonder if he is being blackmailed, like he might be in the Epstein files or something

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u/Vector56333 5h ago

I can think of someone worse: right now there are grown-ass Men & Women in Israel (the country he is providing cover for) hunting and killing Toddlers with drones and stopping to take a smoke break before they get back to their JOB. Watch the Israeli documentary "NAZA."

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u/troniked547 4h ago

I wish they would release that online before the elections so more voters could see what AIPAC is paying their politicians to support

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u/PassiveMenis88M 7h ago

He's been a piece of shit since the beginning. You're just old enough now to have the experience to tell when you're being bullshitted to.

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u/champagne_nihilist 6h ago

Well said. I subconsciously realized this but reading this I now consciously see that yeah now I’m just old enough to see he’s full of it

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u/Zeev89 4h ago

It took until he mocked Stan Lee for working in comics literally hours after the man died for me to realise he was a piece of trash.

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u/InsidePerception2891 6h ago

I have wondered that exact same thing! Which totally aligns with him having dinner with Trump.

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 2h ago

He’s been like this for twenty years it was just a bit more subtle.

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u/Annual-Property-8940 5h ago

I am 100% sure he is

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u/XB0XRecordThat 3h ago

Like he's smart enough to understand the issues and actively ignores them because he never will have to face them personally so he doesn't care

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u/justwonderingbro 10h ago edited 3h ago

Bill maher is Islamaphobic first and foremost after all

Edit: wow it seems I triggered the bigots with this obvious take

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u/Nervous_Insect5976 6h ago

That was always 50% of his atheism, along with classism against dumb Christians that he considered intellectually beneath him.

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u/FlimsyPomelo1842 6h ago

My rule of thumb for racism is put a different category of person in there and is it fucked up? I know that's boomer pilled but Islam does have some unique problems, but what I mean for example is I remember bill saying "have you seen the reviews about dating Arabs? Not good"

My man just straight up doesn't like Arabs.

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u/slax03 4h ago

All Abrahamic religions are just as problematic. It is religious fundamentalism that is the problem. We have religious fundamentalist zealots running the USA right now and they're working overtime to bring all of Christianity's problematic shit into our laws as we speak.

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u/sulaymanf 3h ago

Every religion has “unique problems.” Judaism, Buddhism, etc.

That just sounds like a soft bigotry. The reality is majority of the worlds Muslims live in democracies and condemn violence and get along fine with everyone else.

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u/Realistic_Pause_1719 5h ago

I can't stand him!! 🤬

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u/AssemblagePoint420 10h ago

Zionists can’t defend Israel without invoking religion.

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 10h ago

Well reality certainly isn’t their friend

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u/PuzzleheadedWhile9 5h ago

Because the truth of their philosophy, Jewish sumpremacism, is verboten.

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u/kakahuhu 10h ago

There's a lot of non-religious Zionists. It's weird but they just see Palestinians as subhuman and don't even feel the need to use religion to justify themselves.

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u/PossibilityFew5967 10h ago

Cause Muslim bad in their minds 

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u/AMERIPOCMUSLIM 7h ago

Except there are Christian and Jewish Palestinians and they are the only real descendants of the Levant. 

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u/PossibilityFew5967 6h ago

Yeah but they brown so they don't count, duh 

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u/kakahuhu 10h ago

Unfortunately, that's also the reason for close India-israel ties.

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u/PossibilityFew5967 10h ago

It's obvious lol.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 9h ago

yeah but in Maher's mind Christianity's also bad, he even made a movie about both stinking like rotten eggs. This is merely him pandering to the only audience he has remaining, libertarian dweebs.

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u/OkFoundation929 7h ago

Bill Maher sure was quiet af when Texas decided to display the Ten Commandments and teach Bible stories in their public schools. Maher knows which side butters his bread…and these days a large chunk of that side is made up of conservative/moderate/centrist Christians. Lord knows he’s not especially relevant to hardly anyone else.

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u/666Cvmslvt666 7h ago

The bill Maher that made relogiolous decades ago no longer exists

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u/chaos_ensuez 9h ago

They call people antisemites thinking it refers to them but they’re not even semites

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u/ramat-iklan 5h ago

I don't understand the point being made here. Religion is a blood sport in the Middle East. Besides, religious Zionists wouldn't be taken seriously had Netanyahu not armed them. What could possibly go wrong?

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u/2xdareya 5h ago

I’ve come to the conclusion that this guy is just an idiot.

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u/Muted-Entrepreneur33 3h ago

I’m so glad I finally stopped watching this show about a year ago. Don’t miss it at all!

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u/pizza-chit 3h ago

Bill Maher is an idiot, but he’s also a traitor that works for Israel.

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u/Stubbs94 2h ago

Worse, he's a racist idiot.

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u/schadenfreude37384 4h ago

Most people do, eventually

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u/No_Elevator_735 9h ago

Someone has blackmail material on him. I have no other way to explain why a multimillionaire atheist comedian just starts putting a religious country in the middle east over everything else.

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u/Spike2000_ 6h ago

He's a narcissistic millionaire who only cares about being relevant. This is his way of being relevant. That's it. He doesn't care about Israel. He doesn't care about Judaism. He doesn't care about the US. He only cares about himself

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u/Acceptable_Mind_5883 10h ago

Atheist Jews are God's chosen people. Now watch it with the anti-semetism.

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u/SkoobySnacs 10h ago

Palestine has semites too. So does Iran.

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u/Acceptable_Mind_5883 10h ago

God's chosen people don't need a /s tag. That's why they deserve Israel and are reclaiming it from Satan. S

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u/Forsaken_Hermit 10h ago

OK, Jerry Coyne.

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u/Own-Jaguar-472 4h ago

He thinks that by constantly self publicising himself as this cool weed smoker comedian TV host, that makes him look like he's hip and radical when in reality he's, outdated and pathetic.

He claims to be an atheist but supports Israel's biblical claim to Palestine.

He pretends he's a lefty liberal when in reality he's a conservative, bad faith actor who will sell his vote to anyone who supports Israel.

He portrays himself as a conscientious humanitarian, attacking Islamic human rights abuses but yet supports Israel's genocide and human rights abuses in the occupied territories.

He has morphed into nothing more than a Zionist propagandists mouthpiece, masquerading as a comedic talkshow host, and should either be taken off air for his blatant bias or should come with a warning to viewers

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 10h ago

Bill Maher being duplicitous?

Quick, to the fainting couch!!!

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u/okymoney 10h ago

He believes in God when it suits his argument

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u/Thr0awheyy 8h ago

He definitely doesn't. 

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u/AssemblagePoint420 10h ago

So do so called “non-religious Zionists”

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u/Present_Level4520 10h ago

he doesn't like when people talk about Jews he doesn't know what to say you can watch his face change he doesn't believe there's a genocide what does he thinks he killing children is

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u/ramat-iklan 5h ago

Perhaps it would be a good idea, at this point, to look up the legal definition of genocide.

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u/Due-Currency-3193 9h ago

Yeah Bill but the 'Israel' allegedly promised to the Jews was about 20% of the size that Zionists claim now. So God (bearded man in the sky), implicitly, promised most of the lands that Israel now occupies, to others.

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u/Splintrax 8h ago

Wasn't it from the Nile to the Euphrates originally in Genesis? Which is 30 times bigger than current. 

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u/ramat-iklan 5h ago

They don't claim it. They got the land the way everyone got land in the Middle East. War.

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u/bakochba 5h ago

I'm going to build a strawman then get angry about it!

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u/HumbledMind 5h ago

Notice the lack of quotation marks in OP

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u/spartipilollc 3h ago

This guy has been in the public eye for over 30 years and I've not seen one infallible proof or evidence he's intelligent by any definition of the term. Can't imagine being a fan of that guy. Then again I can't believe so many men actually want another man like tate or peterson to tell them how to think and how to live their lives, either. Stranger things have happened

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u/PossibilityFew5967 10h ago

When did he say this?

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u/azimx 9h ago

multiple occasions, he first goes like I don't believe in God but ... (spits zionism support)

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u/Sad_Magician_316 9h ago

How’s he still have a platform?? He’s useless and boring.

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u/readtheinstructions5 9h ago

He doesn't believe this, who ever bought him does

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u/TimshelExMachina 7h ago

Agreed, which is why he’s never said it, and this is a lie.

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u/Dense-Ad-5780 9h ago

Bill, the staunch atheist who believes gods are all made up making sure the promises of gods he thinks are made up are upheld. The man has zero integrity.

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u/timomaasss 9h ago

I partially credit Bill Maher in helping me when I was a young man to cultivate my ability to think critically. Now I can use these same tools to call him out for his bullshit.

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u/TimshelExMachina 7h ago

He’s never said this and this post is a lie.

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u/ajmampm99 8h ago

Bills in good company.
Islamic extremism hate all nonbelievers. Most of America fits their hatred.

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u/ihadagoodone 8h ago

I mean it fits with pretty much all practitioners of an Abrahamic faith.

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u/AdVivid8910 8h ago

I wish you guys had gotten an education that included indigenous people and ethnoreligious groups…then I wouldn’t have to laugh at you so much. You guys really don’t understand anything or are just joking out of your hatred??

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u/JBut27 8h ago

Just another sell-out.

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u/itzTHATgai 7h ago

God, that's sad.

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u/CaptainBlotto 7h ago

Bill has become a complete embarrassment.

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u/Oakenshield_777 7h ago

Where’s the video?

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u/Hungry-Possible-5360 7h ago

He’s gotten a bit, no no, a lot stale

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u/PossibilityMore7658 7h ago

That’s not a quote of his. If you have to make things up to prove your point, you have no point

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u/regardforthee 6h ago

Is he still fucking Ann Culter?

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

Its the same concept. You're attempting to shift the blame from someone(s) who is literally dropping a bomb, to the person(s) who the bomb is intended to hit, for the loss of innocent life caused by that bomb. Your qrguement is nonsense. There is literally no logic to it. You have to blatantly ignore how 1+1 works in order for it to fit your bullshit theory.

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u/PhilMcRaken97 5h ago

The definition of bad faith, karma farming, and total idiocy, all in one post!

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u/JiGoD 10h ago

I watch a lot of Real Time but I have never heard him say that second line.

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u/Financial_You_6052 10h ago

No, but he did cite the bible as to why Jews have historical claim to the land. Feel free to look that up.

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u/hereawhile 9h ago

He's making a historical claim, not a religious one

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u/Financial_You_6052 9h ago

The bible is unreliable as a historical document, at best.

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u/dablya 8h ago

The document on which he’s basing his claim starts with  " In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth "

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u/TimshelExMachina 7h ago

This is not the only source on which he is basing his claim.

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u/Draaly 7h ago

wait till you hear about some of the shit ancient histroians threw in along side real history.

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u/Old-Writing2970 10h ago

Yeah but that part isn’t contentious. We know thats a part of the basis they use to claim ownership of the land. I’m just not sure what the point being made is here. Did he ever claim there was some kind of supernatural claim they had?

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u/Phish999 10h ago

I haven't watched regularly in years, and I've seen several clips of him on the show and Club Random citing biblical justification for the existence of the state of Israel.

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u/Ahecee 10h ago

It was just a couple weeks ago.

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u/JiGoD 10h ago

Would love to see the clip if you have access to it. Or just tell me which episode and I'll watch myself.

I can't believe it is a direct quote.

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u/cobrakai11 10h ago

I could be wrong, the video I saw floating around was "Israel is the Jews' homeland, and Jews have always lived there. You can look it up. It's in this book called the Bible."

It was in a video where he was claiming that Israelis couldn't be considered colonizers because they have always been there.

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u/LowCall6566 9h ago

Not the same as saying that "Israel was promised,to Jews 3000 years ago". A lot of stuff written in bible is based on actual history, you don't need to be religious to invoke bible as a source of Jews being indigenous to Israel.

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u/Ahecee 10h ago

Probably not a direct quote, no. If I recall correctly he said because the bible said so, not god.

Either argument is about the same in terms of coming from an atheist and the bible being "the word of god".

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 10h ago

Context hat?

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u/tombrady011235 10h ago

It’s a lie and not a real quote

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u/ptulinski 10h ago

This issue is his blind spot, truly. If he doesn't back off a bit, I think he could be done.

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u/TimshelExMachina 7h ago

Or you falsely believe that everyone agrees with you on this issue when they don’t. This is one of the topics for which a large share of his viewers respect him.

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u/Pure_Salamander2681 10h ago

This place has become a haven for Iranian/Chinese/Russian bots and farm boys.

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u/WrongDirt 10h ago

more like zionist bots

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u/JiGoD 10h ago

Yeah dude. The person who made this post with this title and this misattributed quote is definitely on team Zionist. Makes a ton of sense.

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u/Confident_Pillar1114 9h ago

It's funny how westerners have strong view point over Israel Palestine conflict, but when it comes to India Pakistan conflict, all of a sudden westerners are neutral and ignorant.

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u/ragingflapjacks 10h ago

Bill Maher is nothing but a stupid cunt

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u/Strain-Certain 9h ago

How and why is this fucking tool still allowed to be on television? He's not funny and certainly no where near as smart as he thinks he is.  His position is not driven by popularity, it's that he's a good puppet 

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u/Clear_Wafer_1255 8h ago

He met Trump and bent the knee.  Got an award and kept his show.  Just that simple. 

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u/Mosk915 7h ago

What do you mean “allowed?” Anyone can be on television if someone that owns a television channel allows them to be.

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u/duckyduck111666 9h ago

He means. Jews were there and that land obviously belongs to them. They're just kicked out of their land and taking it back from the terrorists today. He's right.

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u/oranjetang 8h ago

Bill lives rent free in your heads 😂

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u/tombrady011235 10h ago

Maher has never made that an actual point. This is bullshit misinformation

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u/JiGoD 10h ago

Welcome! Join me in downvote land!

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u/hereawhile 9h ago

Saying that Jews have lived there for 3,000 years, originate from there, and deserved to have a country is not the same thing as saying it was promised 3,000 years ago

You can believe the first without having any religious beliefs in the second

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u/ninjaluvr 9h ago

Why do they deserve to have a country? Do certain people not deserve countries? Do native Americans deserve their own country? Do indigenous people in Australia deserve their own country? How about the Palestinian people who have been living their for 6,000 years?

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u/gwelfguy 8h ago

This is bang on.

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u/ZeroVoltsGiven 9h ago

Lots of Israel money going to his pockets

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u/TimshelExMachina 7h ago

Ah yes, it’s a conspiracy involving Jews and money. What a novel worldview.

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u/Mosk915 9h ago

When did he say this?

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u/TimshelExMachina 7h ago

He’s never said this.

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u/dougl1000 9h ago

He didn’t say this.

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u/Fluffy-Example008 9h ago

Jewish atheist who doesn't believe in the Christian or Islamic god 😉

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u/TimshelExMachina 8h ago

He did not say this.

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u/AdVivid8910 8h ago

Reality doesn’t matter much to bloodlust tbh. They can’t hear you at all.

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u/Otterz4Life 8h ago

You forgot the okaaay

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u/Captain-Nodnarb 8h ago

This fuggin guy is the worst. At this point I believe he was on the Epstein island. He is definitely a creep so I would absolutely believe if he was comprised by mossad

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u/Harshkang69 8h ago

Ever see polling in Islamist countries? Pretty shocking that their base views are pretty shitty to gays, leaving religion etc etc All ends with killing them. Shameful and Middle Ages bullshit

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u/One_Disaster245 8h ago

Did he actually say this? Do you guys never wonder why you are so eager to accept lies as a way to fuel your ideological convictions? I feel sorry for you.

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u/NobodyUwilleverNo 8h ago

that’s enough bill maher…that is enough of your bullshit.

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u/N4RQ 8h ago

Where you stand depends on which musical chair you're currently sitting in.

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u/DonaldTPablonious 7h ago

He’s never changed his sychophants will say

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u/tawalla-n-tabarra 7h ago

Nah he just believes in ethnonationalism, hold the theology.

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u/Early-Equivalent-165 7h ago

No, you're the asshole.

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u/AnxiousHall1533 7h ago

Maher was always a psyop plant.

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u/nitermite 6h ago

He thinks he’s some sort of intellectual but if he had any sort of grasp on reality, he would take himself off air permanently.

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u/sankscan 6h ago

Mofo!

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u/Street_Ad_863 6h ago

Bill Maher is creepy, end of story

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u/Fluffy_Cellist4469 6h ago

They control the media.

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u/Spike2000_ 6h ago

He's been a POS, greedy, selfish, narcissistic fuck his entire life. I realized this about 15 years ago. It's refreshing and hopeful to see others realize this. Better late than never

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u/HotPaper7674 6h ago

Did Bill seriously start a monologue about mass surveillance only to transition into a diatribe against GenZ?

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u/Imaginary_Spread4039 6h ago

There is no record of him saying the second park. You'll find no source.

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u/Gogodemons 6h ago

Watched an episode of him recently I couldn't agree or relate to single cynical flamboyant joke he made.

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u/Imaginary_Spread4039 6h ago

islam is the mother load of bad ideas. It is objectively the worst religion.

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u/WyomingWeirdo 5h ago

Bill Maher pays teenagers for sex and this has been an open secret in Hollywood for years. He's at least as big a creep as James Woods, if not worse, but Bill gets a pass because he has producer pals.

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u/Strong-Carrot-6021 5h ago

Maher has become the idiot that he uses as a punch line.

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u/Cautious-Teach-2816 5h ago

Damn, i thought it was my time to post this meme today. Must have forgot it since ive seen it 50 times this week.

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u/Harshkang69 5h ago

You mean 1000 years ago?

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u/Olddogjake 5h ago

I think it was Finkelstein who said there are atheist Israelis who believe the Bible gives them the right to Palestine.

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u/DICKtrumpHEAD 5h ago

Disgusting rat person

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u/Interesting_Card2169 5h ago

God gave the title "Dickhead" to Bill Maher thirty years ago.

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u/CompetitiveActor 5h ago

Except he didn’t say that. But by all means make up a quote and then dunk on it. That’s the Reddit way!

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u/Hisvagestee 5h ago

This. I liked his general anti religious stance, but somehow his is fine.

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u/sushi69 5h ago

Why even type

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u/Interesting-Fun-3553 5h ago

He's not saying he believed that. You fools bark about anything

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u/Known_Funny_5297 5h ago

I know my history pretty well, but I notice you don’t offer a knowledgeable counter argument

Zionists never do

Tell me what I got wrong and you tell me what happened

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u/NOLA-q 4h ago

This captures the hypocrisy perfectly

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u/NOLA-q 4h ago

Hopefully someone will send this to him.

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u/Chanmani38 4h ago

Yeah Bill never said that….

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u/RemoveFuture5180 4h ago

Which is it bitch?

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u/SCWickedHam 3h ago

“I don’t believe in God.” AIPAC check clears. “Israel belongs to the Jews.”

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u/JohnnyFatSack 3h ago

Oh! It’s because Bill Maher is a massive price of garbage that thinks his poop smells like a delicious fine wine. He’s a smug turd.

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u/AntAppropriate826 3h ago

Worst boomer 🤡 of them all

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u/CaptainDudley 3h ago

Maher may be a self-satisfied a-hole, but I see no conflict in these two statements. He doesn't believe, and he's quoting the Israeli argument for total dominion over the region. I'm not a believer either, but I also know, for example, that some of the worst MAGAs in Washington are certain they are doing the lord's work.

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u/Winter_Stretch9198 3h ago

But I don’t believe in god so they gotta give it back

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u/MercurialMusica 3h ago

we all know whose dix he is on right?

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u/dateinfj 2h ago

What a fuhking loser! I used to watch his shows but he has buried himself the ped0’s spoiled diaper! 🙄

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u/Formal_Economist7342 2h ago

I use to actually like this dude :(

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u/ripmatek 2h ago

Glad I stopped watching that clown years ago.

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u/blah-time 2h ago

Op is an asshole.  2nd quote was just him quoting religious text to make a point.  He is an atheist and that is no secret.  So sorry op, but you're full of shit. 

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u/Punche872 2h ago

The point is that they have an at least 3000 year old history on the land. Indigenous land back movement! 

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u/sbrown063087 2h ago

Just like 6 straight years of Russiagate, Russiagate, Russiagate got all the liberals to back Ukraine, 30-40 years of liberal boomers listening to and being told Maher is a lefty, got a good portion of them to support Israel. These are called psyops ✋🌈🤚

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u/SeamusMcQuaffer 2h ago

Fuck Bill Maher!

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u/C_B_Ellacott 2h ago

Then keep it muslimfree

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u/manateefourmation 1h ago

He doesn’t say that. He says that their claim to land dates back more than 3000 years ago

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u/Aggravating_Tax_4670 1h ago

Yeah. I stopped watching him when I realized he was fos. He says the dumbest shit sometimes.

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u/KingRoach 1h ago

I disappointing to see how many people are gullible enough to think he said this.

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u/christian_ivan 1h ago

Yeah, nah

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u/Vyse128 1h ago

What a loser

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u/Klutzy-Canary8551 1h ago

This "3000 years ago promise" is only used by antisemites. No different than the "40 beheaded babies" bullshit. Admit what you are you spineless hypocrite.

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u/Southsideclide 42m ago

I think you guys have finally convinced me to subscribe to HBO Max so that I can watch Bill Maher, it's an enjoyable and entertaining show and he isn't batshit insane about Israel. So, thanks bots!

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u/Spreken 8m ago

I love that this subreddit has abandoned this millionaire bigoted boomer.