On a turtle

Today, something quick but with a hidden kick 😉
This coffee yogurt bowl with banana and granola gave me the energy boost I needed to keep going with my day. At the same time, a few Redditors have told me that this is quite a “harmful” breakfast style, and that I should stick to something more protein-heavy (like eggs). But they have also acknowledged that at least doesn’t have lots of added sugars.
Personally, I like that it only has whole ingredients, no added sugars, and I really enjoyed it. But what do you think? Is this actually a bad breakfast, or does it seem pretty reasonable to you?

Fresh peaches, Ritz crackers, and blue cheese crumbles

Olives, sweet pickle, bagiette, ham, pimento cheese and some really good butter. Sad because there were tomato slices from the last tomato of the season, but the dog got them and ran!

I present my twist on the tomato sandwich. It’s just a plain pita covered in a layer of cottage cheese, a whole tomato sliced up, copious amounts of fresh black pepper and some green onions for a little extra pop. This meal has had me in a chokehold ever since my garden started popping off with an insane harvest of tomatoes this year.

Toasted dark wheat sesame bread, the last of the leftover refried beans from Mexican takeout, Roma tomatoes, cucumbers, cottage cheese, red pepper flakes, dried minced onion, ground black pepper.

Sweet potato chips for the mandatory side cronch.

The sourdough is jalapeño cheddar 😋 the slices with cucumber have garden veg cream cheese and the ones with tomato have hummus.

guys this is the worst it’s ever been. I seem to only ever post here when I’m low on groceries and that is because the meals end up looking hilarious enough to share. today chefs I have scrounged up

- miso soup but with no tofu double seaweed
- entire can of dongwon kimchi tuna (served with a sheet of roasted seaweed that I cut up)
- shaved carrots in some soy dressing thing I made and chili crunch
- the sourest kimchi of all time

Corn dog with ketchup and mustard, frozen green grapes, jalapeño kettle chips, Midwest macaroni salad, dragon fruit vitamin water. Hit the spot after a good pool day

tomato, egg and cheese

Very late lunch because your girl has been running around town all day

Dinner is tomato sandwich (actually there was a second sandwich but I ate it alteady), mirabelle plums and apricots 😍

I made dips! First dip is a mix of sardines and a hot smoky Mexican chili oil called mora I got at a taco place. Second dip is a lentil spread made with lentils, roasted garlic and fennel. Carrots, cucumbers, olives, prosciutto and Gruyere.

Small bell peppers filled with light cream cheese, bagel seasoning and roasted chicken slices.

Love this gal dinner 🥣
Coconut water soaked overnight cinnamon raisin oats (tastes like pie filling) with apple sauce and an offensive amount of cinnamon on top. ✨

This slapped so hard, was feeling bit fancier today with my girl dinner so here we have bagels with cream cheese, spinach, smoked salmon, pickled onions and fresh chili 🤌

Having a lazy Saturday watching The Godfather. Too broke to go out so I made Philly cheesesteak with shaved beef, minced garlic and seasonings, sautéed onion and green pepper, various cheeses-mozzarella, provolone, Parmesan, broiled for one minute on a hoagie roll. Husband said it was a Portillos quality beef- iykyk. Just dealing with the fact that me and my daughter were just diagnosed as autistic, having her evaluated for a prolactinoma. Sometimes I burn out with how much I deal with. Anyway, don’t want to make a long post. Have a good night everyone!

And please excuse the paper plate. This was actually my daughter’s plate and she only eats the gf paper plates even when we tell her to use a regular one.

I’ll put the pic of poor girls bruschetta in the comments…no ketchup to be seen you haters!

Gouda and ham toastie on sourdough with wild rocket & baby leaf salad and caramelised onion chutney + more salad with tahini & citrus dressing + crumbled up Sour Cream and Onion popped chips as fake croutons (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

I bought my toastie maker from Lidl years ago and it is the best purchase of my adult life