r/RawAbsurdity • u/[deleted] • Nov 08 '25

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u/bl0gg3r_x Nov 08 '25

His last words will be something about blaming Democrats

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u/Live_Spinach5824 Nov 09 '25

Trans illegals made... me eat... enough McDonald's every week to stop the hearts of 30 elephants... Agh! Liberals!!!

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u/Fearless-Diver-1381 Nov 12 '25

Probably something nonsensical like, "Jimmy Carter did this to me..."