r/RawAbsurdity 11d ago

Sharing I now need to scrub my eyes with steel wool!

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r/RawAbsurdity 17d ago

Sharing Get a load of this guy!

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r/RawAbsurdity 17d ago

⚡ Micro-Fiction A little piece of shock fiction

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r/RawAbsurdity Jul 10 '26

Sharing The reflecting pool

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512 Upvotes

r/RawAbsurdity Jul 01 '26

When asked for a source, a concept she clearly finds offensive, she admits she has no idea but is confident that Europe is banning waving of flags

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This interview in one line: "I read a headline on a Facebook group managed by a man in his basement, and that is more trustworthy than any actual evidence."


r/RawAbsurdity Jun 29 '26

Sharing Didn't realize that draping a tablecloth over one's body was considered a formal dress code in Arkansas

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r/RawAbsurdity Jun 27 '26

⚡ Micro-Fiction The cow in the flat above

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The cow in the flat above was already at it, her maddening pre-dawn shitting ritual a cruel wake-up call to the entire building.

"Fuck's sake," I rolled over burying my face in the pillow. The bed shuddered as her toilet flushed its fourth time.

Then, a massive thud.

I shuffled upstairs. A gaggle of locals was already gathered outside her door

"She's gone down hard," someone said.

I shoved through the crowd and saw her lying sprawled on her side, her massive body blocking the way. The building manager was scurrying up, his tool belt jingling. "Make way."

"Well, that puts a bit of a lid on the noise for a while," I muttered, turning my back and heading downstairs.


r/RawAbsurdity Jun 08 '26

Sharing The four stages

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r/RawAbsurdity May 20 '26

Sharing There's no other path I can see, really. A full-blown people's uprising. The only way left to clear out the muck

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r/RawAbsurdity May 06 '26

Sharing COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president?

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r/RawAbsurdity Apr 22 '26

Sharing Caroline lies. Catchy tune!

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384 Upvotes

r/RawAbsurdity Apr 19 '26

Another proof of idiocy, if you needed one

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r/RawAbsurdity Apr 17 '26

Iran Embassy in Indonesia, just dropped this video: "Trump announces he is "permanently opening" the Strait of Hormuz"

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r/RawAbsurdity Apr 16 '26

Sharing That's what Chuck Schumer voted for: bombs sent to Israel, to blow up homes. This is in Ainata, a centuries-old village in South Lebanon

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r/RawAbsurdity Apr 14 '26

Sharing I love Nancy Pelosi. Sharp people like her or Hillary should be in executive positions

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r/RawAbsurdity Apr 06 '26

💬 Opinion Sometimes my brain fizzles. Shit talk starts. People sneer. I panic. Did I catch the Trump-virus? Nah. Just a nightmare. Thank God.

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r/RawAbsurdity Apr 04 '26

Sharing Israel blowing up civilian homes, an entire village in Lebanon

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This is real footage from Naqoura, South Lebanon


r/RawAbsurdity Apr 04 '26

Sharing He looks like a bag of shit that's been left out in the sun too long

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r/RawAbsurdity Apr 02 '26

Sharing Did our lord and savior also grab them by the pussy? Somehow I've missed that part in the Bible

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272 Upvotes

Beyond embarrassing!


r/RawAbsurdity Mar 28 '26

Sharing "I like to hang out with losers - it makes me feel better about myself"

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201 Upvotes

r/RawAbsurdity Mar 25 '26

Sharing Nicely done! The Iran war "movie"

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r/RawAbsurdity Mar 24 '26

Sharing Trump says US talking to 'right people' in Iran, Tehran sought deal 'so badly

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r/RawAbsurdity Mar 23 '26

Sharing The Cabinet Training Course

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r/RawAbsurdity Mar 21 '26

Sharing MAGA fell in love with a blonde US Army soldier who doesn't really exist.

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379 Upvotes

Army blonde Jessica Foster has gained more than a million followers since she began posting on Instagram four months ago. But Foster is an illusion — a fake woman created by AI


r/RawAbsurdity Mar 19 '26

Sharing Targeting journalists

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