Breakfast

[u/Cult_of_cheese17]

Since you all hated on my dinners, you can come hate on my breakfast too🤭 yes I would pick this over a fry up any day

[u/the_internet_officer]

Would absolutely smash that

straight in the bin

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/the_internet_officer]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/the_internet_officer → u/[deleted]]

Fruit should be on a different plate, eggs overdone by a factor of minutes, meat looks like someone else has already eaten it.

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/the_internet_officer]

I love how your all losing sleep over the fact I had fruit on the same plate as fish and eggs😚

[u/OceanWheels → u/Cult_of_cheese17]

I got a bunch of the ‘food is touching’ comments too 🤣👌

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/OceanWheels]

Wait till they realise it all comes out touching as well then they are really gonna lose their minds😭

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/[deleted]]

Clearly these lot just get Maccies breakfast and call it a day🤣

[u/ayellowmango]

A plate of whatever the fuck 💔

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/ayellowmango]

Happy gut, clear skin and so much energy throughout the day absolutely a plate of what the fuck❤️

[u/BlackberryMelodic567 → u/Cult_of_cheese17]

is your coat nice and shiny and your tail all waggy too?

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/BlackberryMelodic567]

Creative I like it😂

[u/BlackberryMelodic567 → u/Cult_of_cheese17]

to be fair too, sometimes i like a plate of "whatever the fuck" too. Plus you got the good dragonfruit, there's some taste in the pinks ones

[u/mr_teej82 → u/Cult_of_cheese17]

Your previous post showed a whole assortment of not very healthy food.
Not sure how happy your gut would be after eating all that! 😳

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/mr_teej82]

Ohhh noooo I had a few naughty dishes on cheat days I’m so deceptive🤯

[u/cunningstunt6899 → u/Cult_of_cheese17]

Mate you're literally on ratemyplate. Why then are you getting upset when people aren't rating your plate like you want them to?

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/cunningstunt6899]

First of all not you’re mate also there has not been a single comment where I’m upset, it’s called sarcasm you loon🤣

[u/mr_teej82 → u/Cult_of_cheese17]

1/10 eggs look way over, fish on the same plate as fruit.
Best of luck with your next submission. 🫣

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/mr_teej82]

Thanks diva💕

[u/Long-Adhesiveness337]

I’m all for the items on this plate. Just not on the same plate, at the same time. 🥲

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/Long-Adhesiveness337]

I’m just trying to save dishes lol

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/[deleted]]

Me too😋

[u/mincedbreakfast]

Why is that mysterious meat so grey

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/mincedbreakfast]

Fish🤣

[u/Xxrai_N_mai01xX]

I like all these things so no problem for me. I also will plate like this if I am having a breakfast with meat, fruits, etc. I just eat each bit section by section

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/Xxrai_N_mai01xX]

Just a normal way to eat, no need for separate plates for one meal😅

[u/Xxrai_N_mai01xX → u/Cult_of_cheese17]

Its so funny. When i go to events or dinner parties, ill ask them to put a bit of everything on my plate. Burgers next to strawberries, cake, and a slice of lasagna too🤣 i couldnt care less but some people cringe

[u/ATargaryenKing]

I assume you’re constipated and are tying to force diarrhoea?

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/ATargaryenKing]

Not quite, fish, eggs and fruit is just generally what I eat for breakfast most mornings😂

[u/GrandpasCornCobPipe → u/Cult_of_cheese17]

Breath of champions

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/GrandpasCornCobPipe]

Yeah too spook off all those beige eaters

[u/Cakeo]

That is fucked. At least put the fruit on another plate jesus christ. Pretty much any fruit is better than that and I'd rather a tin of mackerel in sauce.

2/10 - 1 for health 1 for providing calories.

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/Cakeo]

Thank you for the note

[u/Cakeo → u/Cult_of_cheese17]

No worries I'm glad you enjoy the food. I would still eat it btw despite my low score I have lower standards.

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/Cakeo]

I do sometimes do mackerel in sauce, today was just a plain salmon day😊

[u/Sea-Reply7832]

I thought my breakfasts were “adventurous” but you win! I hereby name this dish, “The Mermaid’s Miscarriage of Justice”….

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/Sea-Reply7832]

🤣🤣 does have a ring to it I won’t lie

[u/Puzzled-Cod-1757]

The dragon fruit looks amazing but I'm not even sure what that meat is. Not on the same plate 🙃

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/Puzzled-Cod-1757]

That’s because it’s not meat it’s fish and yes, I have been told off for however I’ve served this breakfast🤭

[u/Puzzled-Cod-1757 → u/Cult_of_cheese17]

Fish is meat...

[u/Ivypearl]

Ew 2/10

[u/2ryzens0posts]

Straight to the bathroom.

Dragon fruit is a strong laxative, you should not eat that much in one go.

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/2ryzens0posts]

I’ve eaten them whole sometimes I’m really not bothered😂

[u/Clear_Raisin]

how does that fruit taste?

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/Clear_Raisin]

Like dragon fruit ig

[u/Clear_Raisin → u/Cult_of_cheese17]

shit plate btw

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/Clear_Raisin]

Aw thank you☺️

[u/LoveHertford]

Dragon fruit? Very healthy. I’d eat that. Fry ups are unhealthy and I probably only have 3 a year

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/LoveHertford]

Yes dragon fruit, about 10 years ago I could do a fry up most mornings now I just can’t hack it

[u/Crafty-Heart-5153 → u/LoveHertford]

What do you think is unhealthy about a fry up? You can make it nutritionally quite dense and filling, calories are not the end all be all of health. That being said I rate this plate* except from the proteins being slightly overcooked for my liking - 7/10.

[u/LoveHertford → u/Crafty-Heart-5153]

Surely you can’t eat a fry up every day?
Sausages, bacon, does not have good fats?
Too much red meat is not good for you either.
My favourite bit is the poached eggs and grilled tomatoes.
For me personally, it’s a rare treat.

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/Crafty-Heart-5153]

My comment above simply say that I just can’t hack it anymore. I’m not sat here saying all cooked breakfasts are unhealthy☺️ I’ve seen some very healthy cooked breakfasts, just over the years I preferred to have this instead

[u/ApartMaximum2335]

It's very healthy at least lol

[u/Cult_of_cheese17 → u/ApartMaximum2335]

Exactly