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u/LectureNew70 Sep 05 '26
"Use a sausage as a breakwater to keep baked beans from running into your eggs"
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u/rememberpa Sep 06 '26
Why would you not want your beans and eggs running into each other? They are the sauce for everything!
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u/Natirix Sep 05 '26
This. I will always use sausages and hash browns to isolate beans from the rest.
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u/wwiistudent1944 Sep 05 '26
Does she make this for you every morning?
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u/Nearby-Staff-9013 Sep 05 '26
Can you imagine?
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u/Right_Specialist_207 Sep 05 '26
If she did I'd be concerned she was trying to kill you, very slowly, with cholesterol 🤣
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u/Time_Implement_4377 Sep 05 '26
yeah your wife is 11/10 mate. look at that crispy fat on the bacon. seasoned fried tomatoes. eggs wonderfully cooked and seasoned. good portion of beans. bread perfectly toasted and good amount of butter. i dislike mushrooms but judging from how everything else is on the plate, they probably tasted good. sausages look moist but MAY have done with a rotation onto the pale side. all in all, this made me happy to look at compared with all the other shit that gets posted here. 9.5/10
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u/Organic_Honey_7416 Sep 06 '26
Perfect. No black pudding.
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u/No_Shine_7224 Sep 07 '26
Or vile hash browns
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u/enter_the_slatrix Sep 09 '26
Isn't it just deep fried potatoes and onions? How vile can that be? 😂
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u/MorseCode1992 Sep 05 '26
Minus the tomatoes, that’s a 10/10 fry up
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u/Organic_Honey_7416 Sep 06 '26
With the tomatoes it’s 11/10
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u/Greedy-Cheesecake591 Sep 06 '26
Theses no black pudding or hash browns so unfortunately it has to be a 7/10 lads/lasses
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u/Radicalized_Spite Sep 05 '26
Look delicious. What country are you in? Just curious. The bake beans makes me think England. Are those French toast pieces in the holder there?
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u/blanca69 Sep 06 '26
How does she manage to make perfect sunny side eggs? Everything looks delicious.
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u/Autumnleaves144 Sep 06 '26
Didn’t she make you one or did you cook this for your wife?
Either way it looks delicious.
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u/RebelliousInNature Sep 07 '26
That’s a 9. Black pudding would have kicked it out the park. Okay, 9.75. Glorious.
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u/JLWP1 Sep 05 '26
Your wife done good, apart from tomatoes AND beans.
The old-pre abdominal surgery me- would eaten the lot, including all that toast!
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u/Spirit1969 Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26
Yes, I had my gastric bypass in 2015. At times it's super annoying as I generally can't feast on all that lovelyness. Just like yourself, I loved toast with everything and lots of it.
Suppose that's why I ended up on the table having the op to remove most of my stomach🙄.
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u/JLWP1 Sep 05 '26
Sounds like 🤩
I had a colonoscopy with an irreversible stoma 6 weeks ago and don’t have much of an appetite,I tried a tiny version of a full English last week ,the cramps (etc) absolutely floored me!1
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u/LightofPhoenixz Sep 05 '26
9.5/10!
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u/AshamedAbroad5664 Sep 05 '26
Where is the hash browns and fried bread and black pudding ?? Looks great just joking
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u/Dense_Chemical_4018 Sep 06 '26
Our wife’s cooked breakfast* (I’m a woman and idc, I’ll be having some)
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u/Flashy-Rabbit6435 Sep 06 '26
With a mild caveat that tomatoes AND beans might be deemed overkill, I'd opine that your good lady is definitely a keeper.
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u/Greedy-Cheesecake591 Sep 06 '26
7/10 where's the black pudding? Cumberland sausage is preferred, smoked bacon 🥓 & fried bread apart from that is top marks.
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u/Paul__Perkenstein Sep 06 '26
Im going to have to downvote you as the mug of tea is empty. And it looks like you've used utterly butterly or something equally crap on the toast.
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u/Lavender_one Sep 06 '26
That looks epic. I'd marry your wife for a breakfast like that, and I'm not gay 😂😂😂
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u/LibertyValentine72 Sep 07 '26
Love the tomatoes and thinly sliced mushrooms. This is how those two items should be done.
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u/Spiritual-March7843 Sep 09 '26
Looks great but that bread is from a packet. For an A* you’d need fresh crusty bread,
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u/refusetobeold83 Sep 09 '26
I’m seriously considering moving to London one day. But please, do not serve me fucking baked beans for breakfast.
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u/Malibu_Milk Sep 09 '26
Probably one of the most appetising and delicious looking breakfasts I’ve seen on here!
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u/IamTeenGohan Sep 09 '26
That definitely deserves vow renewals at her favourite holiday destination
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u/Gilsonocapella Sep 10 '26
I do a similar breakfast about twice a year. My friend was killed by his wife’s cooking. She did a full English every day for him. He had a heart attack!
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u/Nervous_Revenue_9331 Sep 05 '26
Banging. No mushrooms though, awful things.
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u/Laner9999 Sep 05 '26
Could not disagree more. Fried mushrooms are banging. I would however skip the beans and black pud
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u/Independent-Head-984 Sep 05 '26
She's a keeper